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Camel Xiangzi's good sentence ~

He is not afraid of hardship, and he has no bad habits that ordinary foreign drivers can forgive but can't imitate. His cleverness and hard work are enough to realize his wish. If he had a better environment or received more education, he wouldn't have fallen into a "rubber ball", and no matter what he did, he wouldn't live up to his opportunity. Unfortunately, he had to pull a rickshaw; Well, he also proved his ability and cleverness in this field. It seems that he can be a good ghost even in hell. Growing up in the countryside, I lost my parents and a few acres of barren land. When I was eighteen, I ran to the city. With the strength and honesty of a country boy, he almost did everything he could eat. However, he soon found it easier to make money by pulling carts; Other hard workers have limited income; There are many changes and opportunities for pulling carts, and I don't know when and where I will encounter some returns beyond my expectations. Naturally, he also knows that such an opportunity is not entirely accidental, but that people and cars must be beautiful and have goods to sell before they can meet people who know the goods. After thinking about it, he believes that he has that qualification: strong and young; The difference is that he hasn't run yet, and he dare not pull the beautiful car as soon as he gets started. But this is not an insurmountable difficulty. Based on his body and strength, he can run well as long as he tries for ten days and a half, and then rent a new car. Maybe he can charter a car soon, and then scrimp and save for two or three years, or even three or four years, and he can get his own car and a beautiful car! Looking at his muscles when he was young, he thought it was only a matter of time. This is an achievable wish and goal, not a dream!

His figure and muscles have developed to the front of his age; He is already very big and tall in his twenties. Although his limbs have not been cast into a certain pattern by years, he has become an adult-an adult with a naive and naughty look on his face. Looking at the taller coachman, he figured out how to get into his waist, so as to show his iron fan-like chest and straight back; Look at your shoulders, how wide and dignified! Kill the waist, then put on white trousers with fat legs, and tie them with chicken intestines to reveal those "out of size" big feet! Yes, he can undoubtedly be the best driver; He smiled at himself like a fool. He has no appearance, what makes him lovely is the spirit on his face. The head is not very big, round eyes, fleshy nose, two short and thick eyebrows, and the head has been shaved. There is no excess meat on the cheeks, but the neck is almost as thick as the head; The face is always red, especially bright is a big scar between the cheekbone and the right ear-I slept under a tree when I was a child and was bitten by a donkey. He pays little attention to his appearance. He loves his face as much as he loves his body. It is so strong and hard. He seems to count his face in his limbs, as long as it is hard. Yes, he can stand on his head for half a day when he gets to the city. Standing like this, he feels like a tree, and there is no place up and down that is not quite detached.

In the early autumn night, there is a breeze among the starlight leaves. Xiangzi looked up at the high Tianhe and sighed. On such a cold day, his chest is so wide, but he feels as if there is not enough air and his chest is stuffy. He wanted to sit down and cry bitterly. With his own physique, his own endurance, and his own strength, he can't maintain anything by treating people like pigs and dogs. He not only hates the Yang family, but also feels hopeless. I'm afraid his life will not get any better. Pulling the bedroll, he walked more and more slowly, as if he were not a Xiangzi who could run ten miles with his legs crossed.

In the street, there are few pedestrians, but the street lights are very bright, and he feels more empty and doesn't know where to go. Where are you going? Nature is to return to people and factories. I feel a little sad again. Businessmen and laborers are not afraid of losing business, but they are afraid of taking care of their masters and failing to do business, just like a guest coming in a hotel barber shop and going out at a glance. Xiangzi knew that it was common for him to resign from work, so he left his grandfather here and stayed in his own place. But in order to buy a car, he kept things low and saved his face. The result was still three and a half days, just like those old campaigners who used to hang around at home. He felt sad. He almost felt ashamed to enter the factory again, but jokingly said to everyone, "Look, Xiangzi's camel dared to blow in three and a half days, huh!"

Where to go without going to the factory? In order to avoid thinking about it again, he went straight to Tiananmen Street in Xi. The front face of Renhe Factory is three paved rooms, one of which is used as a cabinet room. Only drivers are allowed to come in to pay bills or negotiate things, and they are not allowed to go back and forth casually, because the East Room and Westinghouse are Liu's father and daughter's bedrooms. There is a car door and two green painted doors next to the west room. A thick iron bar is bent on the door, and there is a very bright electric light without a cover. The words "Man and Car Factory" hung across the lamp. Drivers pass through this door when they get off and collect their cars, and come and go at any time. The dark green paint on the door, with golden words on it, is illuminated by bright white light; All the beautiful cars come out and go in. Black and yellow are all the same shiny and smooth, snow-white mats. Even the drivers feel a little proud, as if they all pretend to be nobles among the drivers. Go in through the gate and bypass the Westinghouse in front of you. This is a big square yard with an old pagoda tree in the middle. Both the east and west rooms are open, which is the place to store cars; Several huts in the yard behind the south house are drivers' dormitories.

At about eleven o'clock, Xiangzi saw the bright and strange solitary lamp of Renhe Factory. There are no lights in the cabinet room and the east room, but the west room is still on. He knew that Tigress was still awake. He wanted to go in quietly so that Tigress wouldn't see him. Just because I think highly of him on weekdays, I don't want to be the first to see his failure.

No sooner had he pulled the car under her window than Tigress came out of the car door and said, "Hello, Xiangzi? Why-"she was about to ask, when she saw Xiangzi's dejected and despondent appearance, she pulled a bedroll in the car and said hesitantly.

No matter what he was afraid of, Xiangzi's shame and boredom condensed into a ball and soon stopped. He was speechless and stared at Tigress. She is also very strange today. I don't know whether it was illuminated by electric light or pink. Her face is much whiter than usual. When her face turned white, she hid a lot of her ferocity. There is indeed some rouge on her lips, which makes Tigress bring out some charm. Xiangzi was surprised to see this, and his heart was even more panic, because he had never regarded her as a woman at ordinary times, and suddenly he felt a little embarrassed to see this red lip. She wore a light green silk jacket on her upper body and blue crepe trousers on her lower body, with fat legs. Under the light of the electric light, the green coat shines with some soft and slightly sad mercerization, because it is short, revealing a little white waistband, making the green more obvious and plain. The fat black trousers below were slightly moved by the breeze, like some gloomy air, trying to get rid of the thief's bright light and connect with the night. Xiangzi didn't dare to look at it any more. He bowed his head blankly, with a bright little green coat in his heart. Tigress always knew she wasn't dressed like that. With Liu's financial resources, she can wear silks and satins every day, but she always talks to the driver all day. She always wears clothes and trousers, even if there are some colors, it is not eye-catching on the fabric. Xiangzi seemed to see something new, familiar and fresh, and a little confused.

Originally uneasy, he met this new strange living creature under the strong light and had no clue. Since he refused to move, he hoped Tigress would come into the house quickly or order him to do something. He can't stand this torture at all, a kind of torture that looks like nothing and is very sad.

"hey!" She took a step forward and whispered, "Don't stare blankly! Go, put the car down and come back quickly. I want to talk to you. See you in the house. "

He is used to helping her on weekdays, so he must obey. But today she is different from the past, and he really needs to think about it; Staring at it and thinking about it, but also strangely stiff and panic; He didn't know, so he parked his car. Look at the south room, there is no light, they are probably asleep; Or a car was confiscated. Put the car away and he folded back to her door. Suddenly, his heart beat.

"Come in, I want to talk to you!" She poked her head out, half laughing and half annoyed. He walked in slowly.

There are some unfamiliar Pak Lei on the table, and their skin is still blue. A hip flask and three small white magnetic wine glasses. The first big plate, half a sauced chicken, and some foods such as smoked liver and sauced belly.

"Look," Tigress pointed out to him a chair and watched him sit down, then said, "Look, it's my treat today, you eat!" After that, she poured him a glass of wine; The spicy taste of white dry wine, mixed with the flavor of smoked sauce and meat, is particularly strong and heavy. "Drink, eat this chicken; I've already eaten, don't make me eat! I just used dominoes for divination. I must know that you are back, and you are not working? "

"I don't drink!" Xiangzi looked at a small handleless wine cup with ecstasy.

"Don't drink and roll; Well-meaning, ungrateful? You stupid camel! Spicy is not dead! Even I can drink four ounces. Don't believe you! " She picked up a small handleless wine cup, drank half of it, closed her eyes and snorted. Holding a cup: "You drink! Otherwise, I will lick your ears and fill you! "

Xiangzi was full of grievances and had nowhere to vent; I really want to stare at her when I meet this kind of ridicule. But he knew that Tigress had always been very kind to him and so straightforward to everyone, and he shouldn't have offended her. Since I don't want to offend her, on second thought, just complain to her. I've never been very talkative, but there seems to be a thousand words in my heart today, so I have to say them.

Unhappy. At this thought, he felt that Tigress was not teasing him, but caring for him frankly. He picked up a small handleless wine cup and gulped it down. Slowly, accurately and forcefully, he came down. He stretched his neck, straightened his chest and burped two inconvenient times.

Tigress smiled. He managed to move the wine. Hearing the laughter, he quickly looked east.

"No one," she stopped laughing, but there was still a smile on her face. "The old man went to his aunt's birthday, and it will take two or three days. My aunt lives in Nanyuan. " As he spoke, he filled his glass.

Hearing this, he turned a corner in his heart and felt as if something was wrong. At the same time, he doesn't want to go out; Her face is so close to him, her clothes are so clean and smooth, and her lips are so red, which gives him new excitement. She is still so old and ugly, but she has added some vitality than usual, as if she had suddenly become another person, still her, but something more. He didn't dare to dwell on this new thing, and he didn't dare to accept it casually for a while, but he couldn't bear to refuse it. His face turned red. As if to strengthen his courage, he took another sip of wine. Just now, he wanted to complain to her, but now he forgot. With a red face, he couldn't help looking at her a few more times. The more I look at him, the more chaotic he is; She showed more and more things he didn't understand, and more and more conveyed a little fiery power, and gradually she became an abstract thing. He warned himself to be careful; But he must be brave. He drank three glasses of wine in a row and forgot the meaning of caution. Fan Fan looked at her in a daze. I don't know why he felt very happy and bold. Extremely brave to seize a new experience and happiness at once. On weekdays, he is a little afraid of her; Now, she has nothing to fear. Instead, he became dignified and powerful, as if he could treat her like a cat. The light in the room went out. The sky was dark. From time to time, one or two stars pierce the Milky Way, or row into the darkness, with red or white tails, or float lightly or hard, or fall or sweep, sometimes move, and sometimes tremble, giving the sky some light and heat turmoil and some flickering bursts to the darkness. Sometimes one or two stars, sometimes several stars fly down at the same time, which makes the silent autumn sky tremble and confuses all the stars at once. Sometimes a single superstar pierces a corner of the sky, with a very long tail and stars; Red, gradually yellow; In the final progress, I suddenly lit up the horizon like a carnival night, as if I had pierced the darkness, penetrated and stayed in some milky light. A corner of the sky disappeared, and the darkness seemed to shake a few times and be wrapped up again. The quiet and lazy star returned to its original position and smiled in the autumn wind. There are some autumn fireflies flying around on the ground looking for lovers. They are also playing games like stars.

The next day, Xiangzi got up early and pulled up the car and went out. My head and throat hurt a little because he didn't pay attention the first time. Sitting in a small alley mouth, the early morning breeze blows his head, and he knows that this headache will soon pass. However, there are other things in his mind that make him feel depressed and flustered, and there is no way to forgive him at the moment. What happened last night taught him to be confused, ashamed, sad and feel a little dangerous.

He doesn't know what happened to Miss White Tiger. She is no longer a virgin, and Xiangzi only found out a few minutes ago. He has always respected her, and he has never heard of her unhealthy tendencies; Although she is very casual and honest with everyone, everyone has never talked about her behind her back; Even if some drivers say bad things about her, they say she is good, that's all. So, why was there that scene last night?

This is obviously confusing, and Xiangzi also doubts what happened last night. She knows he's not in the garage. How can she wait for him wholeheartedly? If it was any one ... Xiangzi bowed his head. He comes from the countryside. Although he never thought about getting married, he was not without calculation. If he has his own car, lives comfortably and is willing to get married, he will definitely go to the countryside to marry a young and strong girl who can wash and do. A guy his age, even if someone is in charge, who doesn't sneak into the "White House"? Xiangzi is always unwilling to be easy-going. On the one hand, he pretends to be a strong man and can't spend money on women. Secondly, he can see with his own eyes those fools who waste money-some of them are only eighteen or nineteen years old-banging their heads against the wall in the toilet and still can't pee. Finally, he must behave himself to be worthy of his future wife, because once he wants to get married, he must marry a girl as clean as a cucumber, so he must look like that himself. But now, now ... I think of Tigress. If I treat her as a friend, she is really nice. Be a bitch, she is ugly, old, strong and shameless! Even if she robbed his car and almost killed his soldiers, she didn't think she was so hateful! She ruined the pleasure he brought from the countryside, and now he is a female thief!

Besides, if this matter makes a big deal, will Si Liu know? Does Si Liu know that his daughter is rubbish? If he didn't know, didn't Xiangzi take the blame alone? If you already know and don't want to care about your daughter, what is their father and daughter? He hangs out with such people. What is he? Even if their father and daughter want to, he can't have her; Mr. Liu is 60 cars, 600 cars or 6000 cars! He must leave the people and the factory at once and break with them completely. Xiangzi has Xiangzi's ability. He bought a car and married a wife on his own. This is aboveboard! Thinking of this, he looked up and felt that he was a good man. There is nothing to be afraid of and nothing to worry about. As long as he works hard, he will succeed.

I gave up my seat twice, but I couldn't pull it up. That embarrassing power suddenly came back. I don't want to think about it any more, but my heart is blocked. This thing seems completely different from other things. Even if there is a solution, it is not easy to forget it casually. Not only do I seem to have something stuck to my body, but I also seem to have a black spot in my heart that will never be washed away. No matter how much she resents and hates her, she always seems to catch his heart. The more she didn't want to think about it, the more she suddenly jumped out of his heart. A naked woman gives him all the ugliness and beauty at once, just like buying a pile of junk, and there are one or two shiny colored small objects in the scrap iron, which makes people reluctant to refuse. He has never been so close to anyone, although it is sudden and deceptive. In the end, this relationship can't be forgotten casually. Just put it aside and it will naturally coil in your heart, like taking root and sprouting. This is not only an experience for him, but also an unspeakable trouble. He doesn't know what to do. He can't help her, he can't help himself, he can't help the present, and he can't help the future, as if he were a worm on a spider web, and it was too late to struggle.

In a daze, he pulled several business deals. Even in the running season, he didn't forget it. He can't remember clearly, but he always thinks of a meaning, a taste or some feeling, which is vague and kind. He wanted to drink alone so much that he was too drunk to know. Maybe he can have a good time and can't stand this pain any more! But he is afraid to drink. He can't ruin himself for this. He remembered buying another car. But he can't concentrate on thinking, there is always something blocking his thinking; Unexpectedly, this thing has sneaked out and occupied his heart, like a dark cloud covering the sun and interrupting the light. He is going to collect the car at night, which is even more sad. He had to go back to the factory, but he was really afraid of going back. What if I meet her? He dragged the empty car around the street for two or three times, not far from the garage, and then turned and walked away, much like a child who played truant for the first time did not dare to enter the house. Strangely, the more he tried to avoid her, the more he wanted to see her. The darker it gets, the more he wants to see her. A kind of boldness and confusion, knowing that it was wrong but willing to try, gripped his heart tightly. When he was young, he poked a hornet's nest with a pole, like this. He was afraid, but his heart jumped to try, as if something evil was urging him. When he fainted, he felt a stronger energy than himself, rolled him into a ball and threw him into the fire; He can't stop his progress.

He returned to Xi 'anmen. This time, he did not hesitate, but went directly to the court to find her. She is no longer anyone, she is just a woman. He has a fever all over. Hardly had I reached the door when a man in his forties came under the lamp. He seems to know the man's face and attitude, but he is afraid to say hello. Almost instinctively, he said, "A car?" The man was stunned: "Xiangzi?" "Yes," Xiangzi smiled. "Mr Cao?"

Mr. Cao smiled and nodded. "I said, Xiangzi, if you are not at home, why don't you come to me? The person I use now is too lazy. Although he runs fast, he always neglects to clean the car. Are you coming or not? "

"Can you still come, sir!" Xiangzi seems to have forgotten how to laugh and kept wiping his face with a small towel. "When do I go to work, sir?"

"Well," Mr. Cao thought for a moment, "the day after tomorrow."

"Yes, sir!" Xiangzi also thought about it: "Sir, do you want me to take you back?" "no; Didn't I travel to Shanghai? After I came back, I didn't live in the old place. Now I live in Beichang Street; I go out for a walk at night. See you the day after tomorrow. " Mr. Cao told Xiangzi the house number and said, "I'd better use my own car."

Xiangzi was so happy that he was about to fly. The troubles of the past few days were suddenly shoveled away, like a white stone road washed by heavy rain. Mr. Cao is his old master. Although there are not many days together, we have a good relationship. Mr. Cao is a very kind person, with a small family, only his wife and a little boy. He pulled the car all the way to people and factories. The light in Tigress's room is still on. Xiangzi saw the light and stood there suddenly.

After standing for a long time, he decided to go in and see her; Tell her that he has found Bao Yue again; Deliver the car in these two days; Withdraw his savings; From then on, make a clean break-this is naturally inconvenient to say, she will always understand.

He went in to put the car away first, and then came back to call Miss Liu. "Come on in!"

He pushed the door open, and she leaned back on the bed, dressed in ordinary clothes and barefoot. She still leaned down and said, "What? What is the sweetness? "

Xiangzi blushed like an egg given to someone when she gave birth. He looked blankly for a long time and said slowly, "I found a good job again and will go to work the day after tomorrow." People have their own cars ... "

She took the words: "You don't know good or bad!" She sat up and pointed at him, half laughing and half annoyed: "This is your food and clothes; What's wrong with sweating? The old man can't control me, I can't let my daughter be widowed! Even if the old man really made a cow's neck, I have two caring people in my hand. We can also get two or three cars and get a little money a day, which is better than running all over the street all day. What is wrong with me? I am not much older than you! I can protect you or hurt you! "

"I am willing to pull a cart!" Xiangzi could find no other reason.

"Tunnel steamed corn-bread! Sit down first, I can't bite you! " Say that finish, she smiled, revealing a pair of tiger teeth.

Xiangzi sat down and his veins stood out. "What about my money?"

"The old man's hand; If you can't lose it, don't be afraid; Don't ask him for it yet. You know his temper? Enough to buy a car, and then, a boy will not lack you; Now, if he doesn't scold your soul! He is good to you! I can't lose it. I'll pay for the short one! You hillbilly! Don't let me hurt you! "

Xiangzi had nothing to say. He lowered his head for half a day, took out the two-day rental list and put it on the table: "Two days." I suddenly remembered, "Even if I deliver the car today, I will have a day off tomorrow." He doesn't want to rest all day; However, this is very simple; After paying the fare, I will never live with people or factories again.

Tigress came over and grabbed the money and stuffed it into his pocket: "These two days, even the car and people were given away for nothing! You are lucky! Don't be ungrateful! " With that, she turned and locked the door.