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What Peking Opera is good?

Question 1: What are the good Beijing opera classics?

1, Farewell My Concubine (passbook play); 2. Legend of White Snake; 3. Dingjun Mountain; 4. The imperial concubine is drunk (Dan Jiaozi Xi); 5. Borrowing from China groups; 6. Jin Yunu; 7. Lost space; 8. Mu Guiying breaks the sky (full play); 9. Yu Tangchun; 10, let Xuzhou; 1 1, Gankun Fushou mirror (upper part); 12, looking for orphans and saving them; 13, Wen Zhaoguan; 14, stone (selected from the whole play 01-02); 15, Wangjiang Pavilion; 16, Xu Ce ran to the city (passbook typing); 17, the battle of Yiling; 18, Yuanmen Xunzi; 19, Shiro visited his mother; 20, red mane fierce horse; 2 1, Suolinnang 22, Qunyinghui 23, Tanyinshan 1, Borrowing Dongfeng 2, Huatiancuo 3, Red Lantern 4, Rhododendron Mountain 5, Witchcraft Mountain 6, Shajiabang 7, Cosmic Frontline 8, Matchmaker 9, Mu in command 10, Yangmen female general 650. Dabao Kingdom 14, Stone 15, Guifei Drunk 16, Life and Death Hate 17, Taizhenzhuan 18, White Snake Legend19,20, Drumming Cao 2/Kloc-0. Legend of the White Snake 28, Fishing and Killing Family 29, Shiro Visiting Mother 30, General Xianghe 3 1, Feng Haichao 32, Hall of Headlights 33, Jade Hall Spring 34, Moon Ji Returning to Han 35, Sang Huiyuan 36, Julian Village 47, Mukezhai Village 48, Dingjun Mountain 49, Spring Boudoir Dream 50, Shuangyang Princess 5 1, Wen Zhaoguan 52, Red-maned Fierce Horse 53, Xie Yaohuan 54, Tiannv 55, Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea 56, Noisy Heaven 57, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon 58, Spring and Autumn Match 59, Barren Mountain Tears 60, Temple 65438. Eight Hammers 65, 66, Sanjiadian 67, Luocheng Jiaoguan 68, Picking up Jade Bracelet 69, Jie Jiang 70, Losing Son, Scaring Crazy 7 1, Romance of the West Chamber 72, Champion 73, Zhao Orphan 74, Playing Dragon Robe 75, Meeting Queen 76, Four Gentlemen 77, Qin Xianglian 78, Borrowing Dongfeng 79, Borrowing Grass Boat 78.

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There are many more.

Attach some lyrics to communicate.

Lost space chop

I stood on the tower and watched the mountain view.

There was chaos outside the city in my ear.

Flag waving and somersaults.

But it was Sima's soldier.

I also sent someone to inquire.

Inquired about the situation of Sima Ling's troops marching westward.

First, Masu has no plan and no talent.

Second, the general and the street pavilion are not harmonious.

How lucky you are to take three cities from me.

Greed took my west side.

Zhuge Liang is waiting at the watchtower.

Waiting for Sima to come here to talk.

The streets in Xicheng are very clean.

Prepare Sima Hao to station troops

Zhuge Liang has no other respect.

Prepare mutton and wine early to treat your three armed forces.

Since we are here, we should bring the city in.

Why hesitate? What is the dilemma?

There are two piano boys left and right.

I didn't ambush, and there were no soldiers.

Don't be paranoid.

Come on, come on, please come to this city and listen to me play the piano.

Kanluoji

Advise chitose to kill words and not to export them.

The old minister and Lord said from the beginning

Liu Bei was originally the queen of Wang Jing in Zhongshan.

Jing Di's great-great grandchildren are in the same strain.

He also has a second brother, Han Shou Hou Ting.

The dragon and the moon are full of worries.

White Horse broke the bank and killed Yan Liang, Yanjin and Wen Chou.

In the ancient city, the old head was beheaded.

His third brother, Francois, is very prestigious.

A snake spear is used to take the throat.

Whip you. He fights like a bull.

Hu Lao handed the money.

A roar in front of Dangyang Bridge

Scared the bridge, the water went backwards.

His four disciples, General Long Changshan,

Heroes of the earth crown Kyushu

Changbanpo saves Adou.

It's sad to kill Cao Bing.

What country is this general Iliad from?

And Zhuge's tricks.

It doesn't matter if you kill Liu Bei.

How could his brother give up when he heard about it?

If you lead the troops to fight.

Cao Cao made use of everything he had to do.

I turned around and played the queen mother.

Play your own game

Yezhulin

It's snowing, and the north wind blows hard.

The clouds are low and the mountains and rivers are dark, and the Woods are cold and dry.

The past is hard to get rid of, and the abandoned village sells wine to solve its worries.

Looking at China, it's a long way to go, and it's a long way to go ... >>

Question 2: Are there any famous and pleasant Peking Opera? This is an opera song "Speaking of Singing Face". Grandpa took me to see Beijing Opera that day, and I saw many big faces on that stage. Red, white, yellow, green, blue, oily face, singing and shouting: Wow, my ears are chirping like thunder. Blue-faced Douer steals jade and horses, red-faced Guan Gong fights Changsha, yellow-faced Dian Wei fights white-faced Cao Cao, and black-faced Zhang Fei calls me ... za wow ... To tell the truth, Peking Opera masks are really beautiful and can sing dialects that I don't understand. I hummed for a long time, and the band accompanied me with gongs and drums. How can this keep up with the times and trends and attract contemporary young people? The purple king holds the tower, and the green devil fights the witch. The golden the Monkey King, the silver monster and the gray monster all laughed ... Wow ... My grandfather was very angry and said I was just messing around. What a beautiful and wonderful artistic treasure of China. Even foreigners applaud. It's not easy to sing and do hand-eye exercises at the end of life. You don't understand the nonsense of traditional Chinese opera, and your angry grandfather beard turned against him. Don't be angry, grandpa. Allow me to defend myself. Even eating delicacies will be annoying. Art cannot be too far away from the times. We should innovate and develop. Wow ... let all ages love to watch it, and the process of national art has been passed down from generation to generation. Bright Yuanyang tiles, groups of lifelike living bodhisattvas, little by little, exaggerated and beautiful faces ... Wow haha ... Famous passages: Empty City, Hongyang Cave, Catch and Release Cao, xiaoyaojin, Wu Penji, Let Xuzhou, Village, Go to the Tiantai, Seek Loneliness, Wu Jiapo, Touch Monument. Jingxing Famous Section: Stabbing Liao Wang, Imperial Orchard, Stealing Imperial Horse, Tanyin Mountain, Suowulong, Jiujiangkou, Visiting Li Kui jy Mother, Mu Huguan and General Hehe.

Question 3: What are the most classic and beautiful aria in Beijing Opera? (repertoire) (aria name) Three stores-bring your body to the street corner; Dingjunshan-this letter comes at the right time and will be booked on Huang's account; (This is two paragraphs) Sang Huiyuan-Hu Qiu ran to his hometown and stood in the mulberry field to pick up the words; (This is two paragraphs) Julian Village-Xiandi looked up. Although he is old and lonely, he has to grow old (Zhang Jianguo sings). There used to be three great sages (three "flowers", rising layer by layer, very nice); Hit Yan Song-(both Qi Pai and Ma Pai are good); Chasing Han Xin-my Lord rebelled in Munger; Wujiapo-Su Long Hu Wei as Media Evidence (Running Water Duet); Shiro visited his mother-listening to him scared me to sweat (running water duet); Meilong town-the moon shines on the world (duet); Huaihe camp-no kidding at this time (horse singing); Kanluoji-advised Chitose to kill words and stop exporting (several "Liu Zhao Zhuge" are flowing and stylish); Cut off the yellow robe-heaven is the guarantee of protecting the land; Selling horses in Qin Qiong-looking at flowers with your eyes in the shop; Empty city plan-I look at the mountain view in the gatehouse (the rest are in the Xiguan school in Gaomayang); Mu Guiying was in command-he heard the sound of golden drums and horns; Lock the forest capsule-hear the sad sound (this is the "twenty-six board"); Spring dream-poor crossbows fill the front array (this lyric poem is absolutely picturesque); Matchmaker-tell Zhang Sheng to hide under the chessboard; Su San's explanation-Su San left Hongtong County (Mei Shangcheng and Xun Zhangpai have their own strengths); Mu Huguan-High Master came to Mu Huguan; Breaking the secret flow-Li Mi's language is unclear; At this time, I was relieved (Deng Muwei, a thoughtful duet, a classic duet with a clear angle) to beat the dragon robe-I knelt down as soon as I saw the emperor; Shiro went to see his mother-at the sight of Joule, his cheeks filled with tears; Famen Temple-Liu Gongdao threw tears at me in the street. The above is only a part. I hope you can appreciate the true meaning of Beijing opera in the future. Take your time.

Question 4: Is there anything interesting about Beijing Opera (try to understand it)? In Selected Works of Shajiabang, Su San explained that the imperial concubine was drunk and said that she was singing Facebook, and today she drank a celebration wine, and so on. ...

Question 5: What are the classic and pleasant Peking Opera? Old student: Listen to Zhu Lianzhai and Wujiapo.

2。 Tsing Yi: Listen to the drunken maid-in-waiting, Chen Sanliang, six in the snow.

3。 Hua Dan: Listen to the water and matchmaker.

4。 Painted face: Listen to "Bao hits the throne in Kaifeng House" (the running water in My Beauty Case) and "The orphan of Zhao" (near the end, I am. . . "

5。 Lao Dan: Listen to the chafer fishing.

Question 6: What good-looking Peking Opera is there now, the catchy one? Ma's Kanluoji, Empty City Plan, Hai Rui dismissed from office, Qiu, Chisang Town, Dalongpao, Qiu's sitting in the village, the injustice, Xiao Guiqing's warm wine killed Hua Xiong, Tan's touching the monument, met with the Prime Minister, and Shiro of Yu Kuizhi visited his mother.

Question 7: What are the classic and pleasant Peking Opera? Wu Jiapo chose Su Long and Hu Wei as evidence.

After listening to his words, I was so scared that I sweated all over.

This woman is unusual.

I am watching the mountain view from the tower.

Yulaoshi Changde Sanjia branch

These are all classic aria suitable for listening to Beijing Opera at the beginning.

You can listen to it in this Youku album I sent you. I hope you like it.

Question 8: Do you recommend a good Beijing opera? Old students' aria: Borrowing Dongfeng, Zhu Lianzhai, Wen Zhaoguan, etc.

Qingyi aria: drunken imperial concubine, Su Sanqi's interpretation, the front line of the universe, etc.

Painted facial makeup: Chisang Town, Tanyin Mountain, Suowulong, etc.

Lao Dan: Scarab fishing, children's buildings, going on strike, and so on.

Enjoy it slowly. Only nine Niu Yi hairs.

Question 9: Famous segments of Peking Opera sound like * * *, which is pleasant to hear. It is an empty plan.