Ask for some funny jokes?

But he always closes before 12,

No matter how good the business is.

One day,

A woman came,

It's close to 12,

The boss sincerely said:

I'm closing the door,

Come back tomorrow,

I don't want that woman to be more sincere,

Dude, I'm so hungry,

Just get me a bowl of noodles to eat.

I'll leave after eating,

The boss is very nice,

I made her noodles,

Time is getting closer and closer to 12,

The boss kept urging the woman,

The terrible 12 point has finally arrived.

At the boss's urging,

This woman finally stopped eating noodles,

Slowly raise her buried head,

The hot air rising through the noodle bowl,

The boss saw that her chin was bright red.

The boss's heart beat in his throat,

All the blood rushed to my head,

He turned and ran away,

But I heard that woman's terrible voice:

Boss, don't worry, I eat fast enough.

Look at my mouth bleeding ~