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A joke about the feeling after reading.
A bird fell from the sky and fell into a farm because it was cold to the bone.
The freezing weather on its way to the south.
When it was lying in the field, a cow came and took a shit on it.
After a while, a cow came and took a shit on its little body.
The frozen bird lay in the pile of cow dung and found the cow dung so warm.
Cow dung slowed it down!
Fortunately, the frozen bird found it really warm to stay in the shit pile and finally got a second breath.
It lay there, warm and happy, and soon began to sing happily.
Happy and warm, the bird can't help singing.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to find out.
Following the sound, the cat found the bird hiding in the cow dung. Very quick to dig out and eat!
A passing cat heard the song and came to check it out.
Easily, it found the bird in the cow dung along with the sound.
Without any hesitation, the cat took the bird out and cooked it a big meal.
This joke tells us:
1) Not everyone who shits you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit pile is your friend.
3) Besides, when you are stuck in a pile of shit, shut the fuck up.
This story tells us:
1) Not everyone who has a hard time with you, such as the one who shits with you, is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who helps you through difficult times, such as those who help you out of trouble, is your friend in trouble.
Above all, you'd better keep your mouth shut when you are in great difficulty.
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