Humorous jokes in real times

A lady finished plastic surgery and asked the lady who served her: How old do you think I am now? The "28" woman proudly paid the money and left. Go to the fruit stand and ask: How old do you think I am? So she bought some fruit. When I arrived at McDonald's, I asked the waiter, how old do you think I am? The "30" woman proudly said: 40. While waiting for the subway, the woman asked the uncle next to her: How old do you think I am? "If you let me put my hand in and touch it, I'll know." The woman thought it was amazing and agreed. When uncle touches it, he will say: 40. The woman is very strange: how do you know? "McDonald's, I'm behind you."