Dragon Boat Festival, what jokes are there?

1. Rice fights with steamed buns. Rice fights with many people, and when it sees the wrapped ones, it fights. No one is spared, such as bean paste buns, sugar buns and steamed dumplings. Zongzi was forced into the corner, and in a hurry, he tore his clothes and shouted, Look clearly, I'm undercover!

2. Customer: "Do you have any tight-fitting clothes?" Shop assistant: "What style?"

Customer: "It can highlight all the parts of people's bodies and make them look angular."

Shop assistant: "You'd better have a look at the Zongzi shop opposite."

3. A man went to his neighbor's house early in the morning on the Dragon Boat Festival, and he happened to meet his neighbor's house having breakfast. The whole family was sitting round and round, and besides all kinds of dishes, there was a big pot of hot and delicious zongzi in the middle of the table. When the host saw a visitor, he politely invited him to have breakfast with him. The man quickly declined and said, "No, no, no, I just had breakfast from home. I'm so full that I can't even fit a grain of rice, unless it's pointed dumplings. Let's see if I can get two more."

4. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrived, the company's administrative department distributed a basket of zongzi to each foreign employee. The next day, a foreign employee called the administrative department to thank him: "The food you sent was very delicious, although the lettuce outside was a little hard."

5. Zongzi and Baozi are pregnant, and the children they gave birth to are so beautiful.

Steamed Bun: Look at our posture, with a big belly and a round waist, we will definitely give birth to a big fat boy.

Zongzi: Come on, with your thick skin, it will be small and black. Look at our thin skin and big stuffing, they are white and watery when they are born

6. The Dragon Boat Festival Cup football match is about to start, and steamed buns and steamed buns are watching.

Commentary: Zongzi United is wearing a green shirt and 6 Eggs is wearing a white shirt. Welcome everyone to participate in the short message quiz, bla ~ bla ...

Steamed Bun: No need to guess, Zongzi United will win.

steamed bread: why?

steamed stuffed bun: people have rice.

7. Rice goes to the steamed stuffed bun to play, and the steamed stuffed bun invites rice to watch the performance. Steamed bread, sugar bag, meat bag, vegetable bag and bean paste bag are on stage in turn. Rice regrets that you girls here are really tough! After a while, Zongzi came on the stage, and the rice shone at the moment. Zongzi was good! Zongzi took off his coat and threw it under the stage, and the audience screamed. When rice is happy, it is a classic, or my hometown!

8. Everyone watched the dragon boat race, and steamed dumplings was squeezed into the water. Zongzi jumped into the rescue without thinking about taking off his clothes, and as a result, he went straight down. Both of them were rescued by glutinous rice balls. Tangyuan scolds Zongzi, your head is soaked in lime water, and you will die if you see someone wearing a skirt.

9. That night, many steamed buns chased Zongzi. Now everyone knows that the green one is undercover! A group of zongzi were driven to the corner, and they were so flat that they were beaten to death. When all the buns were tired, they heard one of them shout, "Brothers, stop fighting, one of our own, I am the one who was expelled from the shop because of mildew."