Funny jokes from mom and dad.

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out my parents' funny jokes for you, hoping to bring you some joy.

Parents' funny jokes (1)

1, want to buy new clothes, mom shook her head:? No, you are a boy. They all say that daughters should be raised well and sons should be raised badly. ?

I looked down and said, I know everything, but at my age, is it not good for you to let me wear a skirt that my sister doesn't want?

2, struggling to brush the questions, mom came in and said? You can't spell like this, you should learn to combine work and rest. ?

I was relieved and was about to get up and jump when she added? Go, wash clothes, mop the floor and take out the garbage. ?

My mother, you really take care of me. . .

My dog and I are sick at the same time. . .

Mom told me: drink plenty of water, don't go out, just cover your sweat. I'll take it to the pet hospital.

I am a junior. I went out as a painter with my fifth uncle in the summer vacation. I feel a little tired on my first day at work. In the evening, my mother called to ask me if I was tired from work. In an instant, a warm current swept through my heart. In order not to worry my mother, I said at once that I was not tired. It's easy!

Who knows, my mother heard it and said, since you are not tired, don't rest. Work until school starts. More than 200 yuan a day. It's a pity to rest for two days a day! ?

Parents' funny jokes (2)

1, when my mother was cooking dinner, I went to the kitchen and pointed to the fish with knife marks in the oil pan and sighed: What a cruel woman! Hurt it like this!

Mother sneered and said, next I will sprinkle salt on its wound!

2、? Mom, how about I treat you to a movie?

? Really? You don't even have anyone to go to the movies with you?

? Mom, don't hit others in the face. . . ?

I joked with my mother that I would throw this mobile phone to my father when I got paid, and I would buy an iPhone6 to play with.

Mom only said:? You can't hide leftover buns in the kennel. ?

4. Brother-in-law came to be a guest at home, and the mother who was chopping vegetables in the kitchen said to her father. You go and cook for your brother. ?

Father was watching TV and said without looking back, Tell my brother to cook. ?

My mother walked into the living room with a kitchen knife and rested her hips. Landlord, you go and cook for your brother. ?

Parents funny jokes (3)

1, just after my driver's license test, my father said to me, let's go and see the car. I was so excited at once. Don't tell me, the wind on the overpass is quite strong!

I was worried about my father's Alzheimer's disease, so I took him to see a doctor. The doctor asked him to do an evaluation test, and the result was not satisfactory.

When I came back, I asked him why he didn't answer well. He lowered his voice, secretly said, such a simple topic, I Doby him (doctor). ?

3. Dad clamors for me to teach him to play WeChat every day.

Helpless to teach, my father learned and taught my mother in bed. . .

The two of them just shook their mobile phones wildly and shook each other, 100 meters. Father said to mother: Our bed is really big. ?

When I was a child, I watched TV. When my father came back, he always found clues and beat me up.

The methods found are: 1. Wrong channel, wrong volume;

2. TV has residual temperature, and the place where you sit has residual temperature;

3. The screen has static electricity;

The cloth of four TV sets is not placed correctly. . .

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