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A novel that is good-looking and strong in men and women, not tragic, is best one-on-one.
She, the adopted daughter of Xia, an ancient martial arts family in China, once crossed the border and became the daughter of Yan's family. She was expelled from Canglang and deprived of her surname.
Who would have thought that after being framed to death, the cowardly little sister who could not be a summoner was greeted by a brand-new China soul?
In the distant city over there, the humble Xia family, because of her strength, gradually fell into the eyes of mainlanders …
Five products of Dan medicine? What is this? She can totally eat it as a fudge.
You have seven summoners. I'm sorry, the holy beast is leading his subordinates to mutiny.
What about regret? Remember, regret medicine can never be refined in the world.
Dragons have scales, and they get angry when touched.
Whoever hurts her will die!
Those who hurt Xia Jia, life is worse than death! ! !
For the sake of Xia's family, she swept the mainland with the greatest gesture, leaving no chickens or dogs and no blood on the swept land. She told the whole continent with her behavior that if she dared to do the right thing with her Xia Feng Ru, she would bear the price of her anger. If you go your own way, you can and must accept her desperate revenge.
That kind of revenge, even to the end of life, will not stop.
The rebirth of crazy girl: Wan's seven concubines
She was very powerful in her last life, and her martial arts were unparalleled, but she made a sincere mistake by mistake, and eventually she was beaten to the bone and separated from her flesh.
Nirvana came back from the fire, and she vowed to send those who humiliated her, wronged her and hurt her to hell.
Those who insult her will pay back a hundred times.
The people who hurt her were cut to pieces.
Whoever hurts her, the whole family will be destroyed.
In this life, she will go against the sky and blood will be spilled on the spot. ...
The magic princess is too hard to chase.
A wise man with a dark belly can do nothing about a cold woman in the cold. He said to her: "Facial paralysis is a disease and can be cured!" "
Calm and calm The hostess said, "It seems that someone is eyeing us!" He sighed innocently: "To be exact, they are eyeing you, and I am implicated by you ..." She calmly concluded: "So, we are in the same boat now." He asked, "Fight? Or ... run? " She said, "You will fight later, and I will run."
The guard who is cold outside and dark inside "My lady likes to be quiet. Whenever a stranger quarrels with her, she is unhappy. She wants to kill when she is unhappy! " Behind him, John Doe was expressionless. "Young lady, I'm not happy now. If I'm unhappy, I want to kill someone. What should I do? " Someone behind the scenes said that someone had been arrested, and a guard looked calm. "So, will subordinates call those people back to miss them?"
Uber Elf "I am a small moon, so it is windy on a moonlit night ... its beautiful days. Let's catch up ... "
Hall magnum is good at standing behind the master and shouting, "Master Yin, he despised you with his eyes and hit him!" " "
Nonsense never dies "Oh! God is with you! " "oh! He is a ghost! "
Have you ever seen different foxes walk upright, wear human clothes, talk to people, use tableware and eat cooked food like people, and talk about their own lives and ideal Warcraft? Dear, there are many lovely goods in this book waiting for you to adopt! What are you waiting for? Come to my bowl (PS: Wen Shuang with two guns, the female host is not infatuated, white, virgin, brain tonic, smart and calm, cruel to the wicked, and never soft-hearted! )
The first daughter Fenghua
Gu Qingyuan, the eldest daughter of Gu Fu in Hao Yue Dynasty, was vicious, vicious, overbearing, bullying her sister and murdering her aunt. Although she is the eldest daughter of a famous family, she is despised by the world.
Moran, the daughter of a modern tycoon, was born in cool thin. She is as cunning as a fox, but she is casual and lazy. She is a motto of life. When others make money, I will spend it. When a man has a child, he will call me mom. He will always dress up as a pig and eat a tiger. His goal in life is to mix food and drink and live comfortably for a lifetime.
However, a conspiracy and an accident made Moran's soul put on Gu Qingyuan's body, and the unbearable imperial concubine ushered in a brand-new soul. So, how will she bloom in this ancient dynasty?
Fragment appreciation one
The man looked at Gu Qingyuan with disgust and said coldly, "Gu Qingyuan, I already have a woman I like, and I will never like you. If you are smart enough, you'd better offer to dissolve the marriage, so as to save your last face. This is also your infatuation with me, and so am I. " The man was interrupted by a woman before he finished.
"yes."
The clean answer makes men dumbfounded, followed by eyeful disbelief.
Gu Qingyuan noticed his eyes, his eyebrows were frivolous, he grinned and whispered, "Twelve thousand."
"Twelve thousand? What do you mean? "
"The garbage is taken out, and the return fee is still necessary."
As soon as the woman's words fall, the man's face is instantly livid.
Fragment appreciation ii
A prince looked at the lazy and elegant woman in front of him with deep eyes and no expression. "Gu Qingyuan, don't you have anything to tell him?"
"What? No. "
"Are you sure?"
The woman looked at a certain gentleman's frowning brows, and her eyes flashed with displeasure. She immediately got up and said respectfully, "Please tell a certain gentleman that the money has been deposited in your old study, that all the aunts have washed in their boudoir, and that all the money and people are in place. The prince can check it at will. "
"Ancient, Qing and Yuan."
Yao Feng is different.
Feng, the young master of an ancient house family who lived in seclusion, was killed by his sister's design. I thought I would be out of my wits and didn't want to be reincarnated in another world, but I was no longer a person, but a phoenix egg. Before I knew the situation, I was admitted by the blood master and successfully hatched. I thought I would become a phoenix, but suddenly I became a five-year-old baby.
Well, what about becoming a phoenix? At least we are ancient beasts.
What about the five-year-old baby? Our ability is first-class.
Besides, isn't there a great potbellied master? As the saying goes, it's good to enjoy the cool under the big tree, and she doesn't have to worry if the sky falls with her master's support.
Just, why does she feel that the way he looks at her is becoming more and more strange, and why does she feel that she can't live without him more and more?
Why does she want to be with him all her life?
Finally, when she was eaten by someone, she found that she had fallen in love with him.
One night, hector, the Lord of the Dragon Palace in mainland Xuan Yue, is also the seven princes of the vocal music dynasty. He holds heavy power. He is cold, dark-bellied, murderous, strong and lonely, but all this will change silently after seeing her.
He never imagined that in the eggs he worked so hard to get, he gave a five-year-old baby, but the baby jumped into his arms and called him dad. What's more, he left saliva marks on his face. Well, that's all right. The important thing is that he still feels happy?
So, his stressful father journey began.
Her boldness, indifference, biting and black belly attracted him. Gradually, he found that he had found a treasure.
She can make pills that others can't refine.
She has an artifact that others are vying for.
Everything about her is the cause of his fall.
He began to expect her to grow up quickly, because he had decided to let her be his wife and accompany him for a lifetime.
This is a story of a prince with a black belly against a phoenix with a black belly.
This is a story of the strong versus the strong.
This is a story of a man and a woman from mutual attraction to joining hands in the world.
The first part:
Shi Shizhong
When the man looked at the dome again, he found that the dome had long since disappeared. Sitting on the cold jade bed, it turned out to be a five-year-old baby girl, naked and still a girl, which made the man's always clever head collapse instantly. Of course, this is not the most shocking thing for him. I saw the little girl sitting on the bed of Lengyu flicker and jump into his arms.
"Dad."
Soft and waxy children's voices make people involuntarily soft-hearted. However, after hearing the content, Xuan Yi-nan instantly slipped three black lines on his forehead, and his mouth could not help but take a few strokes. Looking at the naked girl in his arms, his eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and his eyes were full of helplessness and frustration.
4 Yin Feng Tianxia
Hide for years, just to seize this moment! Hatred has been buried, how long will hatred have to wait! I once said, if you look for me again, I will not be Miss San, but the Yan who overlooks all beings!
The sword has been drawn, and everyone is just playing in my palm!
Yan reappears, and the surge suddenly resurrects!
Fragment 1
Xiao Lingfeng's eyes narrowed, and he was fine at first sight. "Old man, this joke is not funny at all!"
"Hey, you never joke!"
In an instant, the lip angle rose slightly with eight evil spirits, which was exciting. "If they can't afford this chair, why can't I?"
the second part
The black towel covered Xiaoling's slightly sarcastic sneer and frivolous way: "You don't have to treat them like monkeys! You stare at anyone who looks at you! Look who looks like a monkey! Anyway, don't you have a piece of cloth on your face? He is looking at the cloth, but you are looking at the monkey! "
the third part
Yin Diao's eyes locked on the man in front of him, and his lips suddenly evoked a trace of ponder. "Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?"
"Why didn't you say I was the murderer and it was you who died?"
"Then let's make this bet!"
"How about winning?"
"Whatever you want!"
The evil spirit smiled and said to Fang Lan lightly, "Then, I want you!"
part four
In the moonlight, Xiaoling suddenly stepped forward, with one hand clasping his back and the other arm around his neck, and they clung together tightly. Xiaoling still has that enchanting smile on her face, which surprised his eyes and stirred his heart! Suddenly, Xiaoling suddenly kissed his lips and leaned down. They quickly disappeared into the water and sank to the bottom! Shining!
The fifth part
But I hope so! My princess! "Affectionate words are accompanied by hugs!
Red and black, obsessed, Zhao Che hugged Xiaoling's waist from behind! Clear eyes slightly closed, serene, but the heart is still bleeding! "I'll send you away!" Everything should be over, but my heart hurts. ......
Prosperous and evil phoenix
The long eyelashes moved slightly, and the stranger's mind was a little confused at night. I opened my eyes and looked around, only to find myself in an underground cage.
Let the night stranger frown slightly. Isn't she dead?
But before she could react, she heard an extremely sharp female voice outside the dungeon. "Elder sister shakes the night dust in the dungeon! Take it easy when you two go in, and don't give me any trouble. If the master finds out, the three of us will be more than one bargained for! "
"Miss two, please rest assured! Don't worry, let's do something. This night, Yao Chen is also hateful. I even want to follow you for the title of the first beauty in Xuanshuichao, and I don't want to see how useless my talent is! " Then, a male voice sounded a little obscene.
"That's it! After that, leave some traces of love, drag that little bitch to the street at night and show it to everyone naked. It won't be long before it will spread all over the mainland! Let the night little bitch ruin it! " Another more obscene male voice echoed.
"It is good to know! I'm leaving first! Remember to speed up! " The squeal of the female voice rang again, with a hint of excitement, and said to the other two wretched men.
I heard that years of life and death have made the night stranger feel a sense of crisis. Although she is a little at a loss about the changes around her, she has strong adaptability and quick response. Looking at the dungeon door, her eyes flashed a trace of bloodthirsty. It seems that these three people are friends or enemies, so be careful!
But that night Mo Chen wanted to stand up and kill the three people directly in the most common way before she died, only to find that there was no cold power in her body, which made her feel in a hurry, but found a very boring thing.
6 supreme evil wind
Ah, rebirth, the strong return!
She, the fiend starry night, is a peerless strong person, but she was assassinated by her former opponent and reborn in the battle of the military strategist "master" Glide.
She, a direct descendant of Feng Ling, was killed before the magic test.
When the souls of the two merge, the declining family of Nobody Town will rise strongly, and no one can stop it! Set off waves in this magical land!
What? Your magic output time is 30 minutes, and you have already broken the record? Sorry, my magic is infinite, infinite, do you understand?
What? You have the royal potion? That's embarrassing. I drank all the emperor's medicine as a drink.
Is the pharmacist awesome? I am not only a pharmacist, but also a rune and forger, and I am extremely proficient in every skill …
★★★★★
In a previous life, she had no relatives and worked hard all over the world alone. In this life, she has never had affection, and she will protect her with her life. If anyone touches the strategist, she will kill him and she will not die!
first part
Feng Ling, what are you doing here? Seal less frowning, disdain eyes swept from the beautiful boy's face.
The beautiful boy just looked at him with a smile: "Nothing, just to chat with you, and then talk about ideals by the way."
"I have nothing to do with you ..."
Words did not fall, then see the beautiful boy raised his palm, a flame rushed out.
With a bang, Shao Feng immediately flew out and fell to the ground with his indecent posture.
Slowly playing with the robe, the beautiful boy stepped on the stone, looked down at the seal and smiled.
"I told you, I came to chat with you and talk about ideals!"
the second part
The beautiful girl yawned lazily and smiled at the shocked crowd below.
And who would have thought that this famous genius boy, the direct descendant of the strategist, turned out to be for his daughter!
While everyone was thinking, several voices broke the peace of the party. ...
"Master, the high priest of Shinto has come to congratulate the young lady on her bar mitzvah."
"Master, the leader of the Dark Sect sent a gift."
"Master, the master of the Star Demon Temple has brought someone himself."
"Lord, the first magic will ..."
Everyone was dumbfounded. These top mainland forces are rare on weekdays, and now they appear at the same time, just to attend a girl's adult ceremony?
But it's not over yet. Just when everyone was shocked, a voice came again.
"Master, the evil emperor sent someone to bring him a dowry. He said miss has come to the bar mitzvah, it's time to marry him ... "
In this article, the woman disguised as a man, the woman is black and sinister, not a good person, and the man ... is kept secret for the time being.
This article is one to one. Both men and women are pure in body and mind, without mistakes, infidelity and mistresses.
The first daughter was born again.
She is the first daughter to be bullied in her life. Obedience and gentleness are just a joke. She paid the price of her life for it.
God arranged for her to be five years old again. This time, her determination is not weak!
Let's watch her build a brilliant and happy life for herself step by step!
We should strive for our position in the family, a good husband and a happy family!
She is a prostitute. Because she is a concubine, she is not loved, despised or bullied at home. Under the cherry tree, the sword is accompanied by flowers, which shed tears and spread pain and grievances to the earth ... She was reincarnated, beautiful, with a beautiful face and a smile. From then on, she became aura, fresh and elegant, calm and clear ... The emperor was moved, and the foreign prince was moved ... She was spoiled by them, but she chose to be with him, with tears streaming down her face and flowers flying. It was he who made her feel love, but she gave him warmth. ...
8 Rebirth Fanghua
In a previous life, I died in the palace, in poisoned wine and at the hands of the man I loved. Rebirth my sister's body, this life, like a cloud, I only want to protect the family's glory with my modest strength, give birth to lotus flowers step by step, and be young every year. ...
9 Yuhu Zhu Yan
If you grow up alone, you will accomplish nothing. From Houfu to Wang Fu, Linglong was married with infinite scenery, and no one knew the helplessness and despair behind happiness.
Mysterious paradise home, indifferent husband, unwilling side room, lonely life, what kind of future is Linglong waiting for her when she enters the palace with a heart that gives up on herself?
It is selfless, guarding the cold moonlight; Or reborn, phoenix nirvana for life?
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