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The first one tells the story of Tuo Niu and his daughter. The humorous dialogue between Torres and his daughter made many funny jokes. Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain who was not even a main player in the national team, but he was able to play at the last moment of the final and scored a goal. In the end, this player lifted both the Big Ears Cup and the Laudenay Cup! Give the person who laughed at him a hard slap!

My daughter said: Who is this, with such good luck? Torres replied: .....This is your Uncle Mata! Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player who left Iberia to go to the Premier League alone. Even in the lowest period, he was still able to follow the powerful Matador and win all the championships on the bench. Over and over, all doubts were broken down, and it perfectly explained the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness. The daughter covered her mouth and replied: Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily: Shut up! This is not me! It's your Uncle Reina! !

Part 2: The Origin of the Nicknames of Arsenal’s Four Talents

Who are Arsenal’s four talents? Fan ambition, loyalty and righteousness, self-interest and Song Dynasty fame. Fan ambition was originally named Robin van Persie because when he left Arsenal, he once said, I didn't leave here because of money. I thought I always had the ambition to compete for the championship, so the fans nicknamed him Fan ambition.

The reason why Cesc Fabregas is called the Loyalty Method and the Backward Transfer Method comes from his incomparable loyalty to Professor Wenger. The Backward Transfer Method is a bit interesting. He once paid back the transfer fee to join Barcelona! This is why it is known as "cheating";

Nasri and Fan Zhizhi, who are self-interested, are just the opposite. They left Arsenal in pursuit of high salaries. How poor Arsenal are! In order to get higher honors, Alexander Song joined Barcelona and only pursued fame throughout his life! People give Song Dynasty fame.

Part 3: Pique’s nickname

The origin of Piqué: During a game, Pique once swore that all of Ronaldo’s fake moves and attempts could not escape him. He has a special eye and can see through everything, but when it comes to the game, Pique is always being dangled by Ronaldo and has shot many times. This is because Pique has seen through it.

The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous at a young age. Coupled with his extremely high talent in football, he was once considered to be the first successor to King Pecker. Hence Kenbauer's name.

The origin of Pi Qixi: I think back then when Barcelona’s defense leader Pico led the team to a 7-0 crushing by Bayern in the Champions League. Pi Qixi lived up to expectations!

The origin of Pique is a bit of a joke, because Pique’s wife is Shakira, so he named Pique~

Although the nickname is very meaningless Good, but this is also a manifestation of the fans' caring for every player in the team ~ don't criticize if you don't like it! Ha ha!

The fourth chapter of African Andy Lau

Drogba, known as the World of Warcraft, is the African Andy Lau. This is entirely due to the fact that he always likes to play the game in every game. His hair is sleek and shiny, and he is a very famous football star in Cote d'Ivoire. He looks the same as Andy Lau?

Quan should be as famous and influential as Andy Lau, so African Andy Lau is not worthy of his name.

The fifth article will tell you some jokes about the national football team

Investment skills in the national football team: If you can start from 1990, in every national football game, as long as you take For a small amount of 1,000 yuan, the more the better. Don’t bet on winning, only bet on losing! So now you will be a millionaire, with about 4.59 million yuan remitted into your account.

What stocks? Do you have financial management in the bank? Believe me, these are not as stable as the national football team! Not every milk is called Deluxe, but there is one team that can lose. National football financial management is worth having.

I have seen that the national football team can come back to life: Everything has a relative nature, and others are criticizing the national football team! But I want to thank him and thank them for saving the life of a buddy of mine. Last year, my buddy was in a car accident and was knocked into a vegetative state. The doctor said there was no hope of waking up! Even so, one day when a little nurse came to take care of him, she happened to turn on the TV, and the national football game happened to be playing at this time, and my buddy miraculously woke up! I just got up and turned off the TV!