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"Sansheng Stone III" shows that Xing Jun's love for Jiu Feng ends with the sentence "Don't be vulgar"

I'm afraid even His Royal Highness Song San knows the idea of Siming Xing Jun best. He is starving all over the world and has ascended to heaven.

After all, when Siming Xing led his royal highness to Donghua Dijun for the first time, even Song knew that this gorgeous face in front of him was fascinated by Siming Xing Jun, who always liked to watch the fun and listen to gossip.

This sentence has the element of ridicule, but even in the Song Dynasty, it has always been measured, and some words have never stopped.

Later, with Jiu Feng's stubborn gratitude, Cycas orientalis bloomed and touched his heart. The scandal about the left-behind children in Qingqiu and the lonely elderly in heaven spread with great fanfare. Some things were recorded in his eyes, but some words were hard to say.

How bad the sweet and sour fish cooked by Donghua Emperor is, even Song has eaten it, and the taste in his mouth is so bad that he doesn't even want to remember Song's nightmare.

You want him to eat this dish of sweet and sour fish with a straight face, and it's no use threatening him with the safety of the Three Realms. I can only try to put a knife rest around Cheng Yu's neck.

Even song keng's life was eaten once, but the expected life fainted after only one bite, and his eyes kept pumping.

Later, even if the emperor handed chopsticks himself, Siming used up all his courage to force himself to pick up the pot of sweet and sour fish that looked delicious but tasted terrible.

Song Lian ate a delicious worry-free cake and watched Xing Jun's jokes. Suddenly, he saw a charming girl standing outside the temple with nine shiny red tails behind her.

Si obviously saw it, and even Song was about to ask questions, but Si Ming quickly changed the subject. It even seemed that in order to attract people's attention, I ate sweet and sour fish that had just been regarded as a scourge, which shocked everyone present.

If Siming hadn't teleported to the outside of the temple after eating the fish, the emperor would still be sitting on the throne, regardless of Princess Crane's questions. Even Song really believed that he realized the true meaning of life's eight sufferings in this sweet and sour fish that can be included in the top ten tortures in cloud nine.

Song Lian has always been very sensitive and keen on gossip. Xing Jun looked at Siming in a flurry. He followed closely behind with excitement, but the girl had disappeared outside the temple. Only Siming stood there hiding, saying that he saw a cute little fox and ran away.

Siming Xing Jun is an encyclopedia of celestial movement. And he has always been like-minded, exchange needed goods, and has been getting along well for hundreds of thousands of years.

However, in recent days, Siming is a bit strange. Whenever gossip involves the surname of the little emperor Ji in the Qing Dynasty, Siming will secretly change the subject and never reveal a word, which is quite a bit of a guilty conscience.

If even Song couldn't help asking, Siming would lead the topic to Cheng. This trick has been tried and tested, and it has protected the little emperor's discipline.

Jiu Feng is the only grandson of Qing Qiu. He is naughty and brave. Dare to go outside the cloud nine, become the queen of plain brocade, and steal the charming lamp of Prince YeHua.

After Mr.zhou's death, the magic lamp will last for 300 years, which is the last hope of Prince YeHua. But who knows that Jiu Feng actually found the opportunity and stole the magic lamp.

No matter what she is doing, when the light goes out, there is no hope of rebuilding mr.zhou's flesh and blood. YeHua was desperate, and Jiu Feng was in big trouble. After all, YeHua is a prince. If he persists in this matter regardless of his anger, he will severely punish Jiu Feng. I am afraid there will be a dispute between clear autumn and heaven.

Song Lian's efforts to persuade YeHua are entirely for the peace of heaven and castle peak, and also for the future of YeHua. Seemingly irrelevant Siming Xing Jun is also very interested in this matter.

The reason for Siming's life is aboveboard. He did all this without any selfishness. All for the secluded Donghua Emperor. The emperor wants to take care of the little emperor Ji in the clear autumn, and he naturally has to do his best as an errand boy.

Despite their good intentions, YeHua, who was heartbroken, ignored the feelings of Qing Qiu and vowed to pursue it to the end. In fact, even if the emperor were here, it was Jiu Feng who ignored this point. Small punishments and big commandments always give the prince an explanation.

Song Lian saw for the first time that Siming Xing Jun, who has always been smooth, was serious and uncompromising. He carried out the emperor and put pressure on YeHua. He bowed, but in fact he threatened the prince to let Jiu Feng go.

The prince angrily "rolled away", which made them feel relieved.

Get the prince, Siming Song Lian to settle Tianjun and Su Jin. Jiu Feng has encountered such a big disaster. Under the care of Siming Xing Jun, she not only escaped unscathed, but no one said anything to her face.

Why did Siming Xing Jun spare no effort to offend people? Lian Song looked at the nervous little Emperor Ji outside the temple, and everything seemed to have the answer.

Growing up, Xing Jun never won a battle. He has a smiling face and a really good temper. He never fights with others.

Later, when I was in charge of mortal life, I had little chance to have any conflict with others. Gossip is the best passport. He is so popular in heaven that he seldom uses fighting skills in his world.

However, when he learned that the white fur was cheated away by the demon king, he looked at the wronged little fox and his anger suddenly reached its peak.

Run to the prince's mansion and beat him up, take back Jiu Feng's fur and set fire to the prince's treasure. A civil servant holding a pen all day in heaven won the magic prince with good strength. If people in heaven are like this, why not submit to the four seas?

Later, even Song felt incredible, but if everything is for white, nothing seems impossible.

Jiu Feng can never repay her kindness. Jiu Feng wants to be a fairy in Taichen Palace, knowing that she is pretending to cry, but also pretending to be poor. However, when Jiu Feng wiped his nose and tears, she repeatedly hesitated and thought it was unreliable.

There is no way to pretend to cry. He really cried and didn't know what to do. He has seen Jiu Feng suffer too much for the emperor and shed too many tears. He seems to be unable to do anything except try his best to care for her, help her and send her back to clear autumn when she is homesick.

He was afraid that her enthusiasm would be wasted, but he also knew that it would be a pity to fall in love with someone when he was young if he didn't pursue it hard.

When he fished the dying fox out of the lake, his voice broke into tears because of fear. He did not hesitate to owe a debt of gratitude to many immortal friends, and looked for a good medicine to cure Jiu Feng from all directions.

Xianyou wanted to know which fairy was favored by Siming Xing Jun and made him work so hard.

Siming didn't say anything but lamented "destiny takes a hand's love", knowing that the efficacy of sugar would be halved, but he still put more, because his little royal highness was afraid of suffering from childhood and kept it in mind.

Jiu Feng was very unhappy when he was treated as a pet by the emperor, or a pet that was not loved very much. In order to make her happy, Si Xing remembered the cold herbivore in Jiu Feng, which is a kind of plant. Its roots are a good medicine to forget troubles, and its flowers are the best seasoning.

Unfortunately, this plant only grows in Lingshan and is almost extinct. Jiu Feng only mentioned it once, and Siming always kept it in mind.

In order to comfort the injured little fox, Siming took the opportunity of going to Lingshan to listen to the Buddha's lecture and rummaged through Lingshan to find the last seed. If Jiu Feng wants to be emperor, he can't, but he can still try his best to find a seed.

Siming has been helping Jiu Feng chase the emperor, but he has never been optimistic about this relationship. Di Jun was born at the beginning of the universe, and went through the war between gods and demons. He used to be the master of heaven and earth, and his love was as light as a cloud in his eyes.

He thought that one day when Jiufeng grew up, he would wake up and see that he was only infatuated with the emperor, but what he didn't expect was that the emperor would be dragged into the world of mortals by this little fox.

He saw every step of the relationship between Jiu Feng and Di Jun, and he knew that Di Jun was more sincere than anyone else. When the emperor came down to pay Jiu Feng I's debts, Siming saw that some things had broken ground, but the emperor's three realms were in peril, and all beings were the most important. He didn't know whether his feelings were born out of the ground or erased in the bud.

Finally, Jiu Feng was too stubborn, paid foolishly, waited foolishly, and covered the stone. What they saw was that the little emperor Ji in the clear autumn got married and entered the Taichen Palace. What they didn't see was how much the little emperor Ji suffered and how much injustice he suffered.

Siming likes Jiu Feng, perhaps in a deserted place, in the dim night of the moon and stars, Siming will admit to his heart. It is one thing to like it, but it is another to be able to afford it.

A "little royal highness" is a nickname, a spoil, and a gap that he will never break. He'll never move. It's a vulgar idea!

Jiu Feng is the little royal highness of Qing Qiu, the future lady sovereign of Qing Qiu, and even the heir of the whole Qing Qiu. What she needs is a husband with three generations of family background, strong strength and special status, who is most suitable for holding power. He, who is in charge of the fate of mortals, was not in this range from the beginning.

Jiu Feng is more stupid than him, but braver than him. She dares to pursue Donghua Emperor regardless of everything. Finally, Jiu Feng's love can finally be revealed, but he can only hide in the most secret corner, the wind is light and the clouds are light.

Di Jun is a loyal person all his life, and Jiu Feng is a "good friend" who will take care of him all his life. Jiu Feng got what he wanted, and he could only be happy and happy.

In her world, he is willing to be a supporting role, stick to his duties as a friend and chat gossip.

Some people describe Siming's feelings for Jiu Feng as words full of stars. "I am willing to be your supporting role. I will love you from everyone and continue to love you from everyone. I bring you all the stars, but I still think the stars are not as good as you. "