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Components of garlic poisoning
Childhood fun is the most precious. When we were young, we made a lot of jokes because we were young and ignorant. As soon as the floodgate of memory is opened, interesting stories of childhood will follow one after another, especially because of youth and ignorance, daffodil bulbs are eaten as garlic, which almost leads to great disaster. Today, whenever I think about it, I still can't help laughing. Mom and dad often mention it as a classic case.
I was six years old that year, and both my parents went to work. Uncle Zhang next door came back from a business trip in Zhangzhou and brought us a bag of local specialties. When I saw it, it looked like something like garlic, so I brought it to the kitchen.
At noon, mom and dad came back from work and started the quick cooking mode without saying anything. Looking at their busy appearance, I assumed the responsibility of being a little helper. I peel garlic first. Garlic is the "specialty garlic" that Uncle Zhang just sent. It is not only big, but also more colorful. I think, well, it must be delicious. After washing, my mother made a series of delicious food by dividing three times by five. Smelling the delicious food, I smiled and said to my mother, "Today's food is particularly fragrant, and Uncle Zhang is responsible!" " He gave our family Zhangzhou's' special garlic'. You see-"The voice just fell and my mother was shocked. It turns out that Uncle Zhang didn't send garlic, but narcissus bulbs. Looks like garlic, the flowers are beautiful and fragrant, but the bulbs are poisonous and inedible, which will cause vomiting, enteritis and even more serious consequences. Hearing this, I have a lingering fear. Fortunately, my mother found out early, otherwise I would be in big trouble. Ignorance kills people.
With the help of my mother, I learned more about daffodils in the encyclopedia. Since then, I have loved popular science books. This incident made me understand a truth: the power of knowledge is infinite, but ignorance is terrible. I want to absorb the nutrition of knowledge like a sponge and grow into a knowledgeable person!
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