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Family interesting composition
I like watching TV series and cartoons, my sister likes watching movies, my father likes watching battle movies, and my mother likes watching ghost movies. This is a good program.
After dinner, our family began to fight for the remote control. I jumped upstairs, but where is the remote control?
Mom came over and I asked, "Mom, where did you put the remote control?"
"I have here. I left the remote control on the bed when I went down, and put it in my pocket when I came back. I'm still sleeping. What, you want to see it? "
"Only mothers are good in the world." I made a glib remark. "But when I finish reading this section."
"Ah, that's ..." My joy was doused.
Dad came up and found mom watching a ghost movie. "Why haven't you brushed the bowl below?" Go and finish your work. "
"What kind of work, ha ha, who finally came up, who have to wash the dishes, that's your glory. Hehe! " Mom is a little proud and a little gloating.
"Then I won't be a housewife?" "Beautiful you, who said you were a housewife? You are a real housewife. "
Dad looked helpless. "Hey, my cliff is ruined again."
Seeing my sister, my father's face was full of smiles. "Son, can you do my father a favor?"
"What? Dad, just say it. Don't be embarrassed. However, if you wash the dishes, you won't have to. "
"Look at this child ..." Dad muttered and went downstairs with a wry smile.
Hey hey, what an interesting family we are.
I have a happy family. The interesting things that happen every day are like pieces of chocolate. Although they melt, the taste is still worth tasting.
On Sunday, my sister and I had a whim to do a face transplant for my brother. In fact, I want my brother to be "enchanting and charming" like a girl.
Many things happen. In the afternoon, while my brother was asleep, we took all my mother's cosmetics and started our happy action.
My sister and I each have an eyebrow pencil. I draw askew, while my sister draws straight. When we look at it, haha, it seems that the eyebrows have become two dolls, one crying and one laughing. It's so funny!
Then, I took out the most representative weapon-lipstick. I chose the brightest red and put it on. My brother wiped his mouth as if he were teasing us. Become an old man with a red beard.
We also put a wig and a purple wig on my brother's head. Who knew that my brother suddenly woke up and killed us unexpectedly? My sister thought my brother was a little dark after reading it, so she took the powder cake. Hey! From a distance, it's really feminine! However, from close range, it almost looks like a witch.
My brother said, "Do you think I am beautiful?" Then he put up his orchid finger. I almost laughed my teeth off when I met my sister! My sister and I also learned from my brother's appearance and said, "Beauty is really beautiful. Never before, never after. This makes us all a little envious. "
This kind of family happiness will continue to be staged. They are like shining stars that I picked up and put into my memory kit.
What are three interesting families? Family is where we live. Home is like a beam of sunshine that illuminates my heart. Home is like a rainbow, decorating it more beautifully. Home is like a lawn, which is the world we live in. Interesting stories happen in my house every day.
Rat-man war
On Sunday, my parents and I were watching TV. I don't know where a strange sound came from. I asked my father, "Did dad fart?" Dad answered "no" doubtfully. I asked my mother again, "Is mom listening to music?" ? Mom picked up the phone and said, "No". I asked again, "Where is that noise?" Suddenly the voice rang again, and my mother said in fear, "Are there any mice at home?" ? I thought: it must be a mouse, because only mice can make a "squeaking" sound. Immediately, my parents and I started looking for mice. My mother went to the kitchen and my father went to the room to find them. What about me? Look in the living room. I'm afraid of being bitten by rats. I looked and looked, but I never found it. Suddenly my mother shouted "mouse found". I ran over and saw the mouse looking for something to eat in the kitchen. In fact, it's not a mouse, but a little hamster. Ah! It's so cute. It turned out that it crawled in through the door.
Doing housework doesn't help
Once, I saw my mother was too busy, so I helped her share some housework. I picked up the broom and cleaned the rubbish on the floor. After a while, I looked at the time and found that my TV was about to start broadcasting, so I threw away my broom and ran to the TV to watch it.
This is my family fun. Although these are just small things in life, they are enough to make me unforgettable.
One night, at half past eight, I finished my homework, took the clothes in the closet and ran to the bathroom. Brake! I saw my parents taking clothes to take a shower, too, so we started talking.
I said, "You two said first come, first served! I'll wash first. " He said, ready to go into the bathroom. My parents pulled me out like an appointment. Mother said, "I have been in the sun all day today and I have sweated the most. I have to take a bath first." Say that finish, I gave my father a push. Dad is still in a daze. After being pushed by his mother, he was ready to speak. "Stop, are you two playing with me? Isn't it! " I smiled at my parents. They pushed me into the bathroom together and said, "Go and have a good bath!" " ! "
In the shower, I thought: You two are fooling me, and I'll fool you. I want to eat all the peanuts at home, because this is my mother's favorite snack.
Mom took a shower and started looking for peanuts. She looked for it for a long time and couldn't find it, but I was lying in bed laughing gloatingly. My mother suddenly turned to me, and I quickly took back my smiling face, but it was too late. My mother found out that this was my prank. Alas, I am sad, but I can't do it if I want to. "ha! Ha! Ha! " Hearing this voice, it turned out that my father was laughing at me. My mom and I quickly tickled my dad: "Let you laugh enough!" " "
"Ha, ha, ha, itchy. Leave me alone! "
When I was five, such an interesting thing happened. That was after six o'clock. On Children's Day, my father gave me a box beautifully wrapped in pink wrapping paper. Dad gave it to me and said, "Yue Yue, this is your Children's Day gift." Then my father suddenly leaned over my ear and said mysteriously, "Remember, this box must be opened while eating!" " !
"I doubt nodded and said I understood. After my father left, I couldn't wait to open the box, but I remembered my father's instructions and had to control my emotions. I shook the box and knocked on it, but I couldn't guess what was inside, so I had to silently pray to God for an early dinner. Now I suddenly feel that the waiting time is so long. Finally, it's time for dinner. I forgot to help my family and immediately opened the box and looked at it. Ah!
It turned out to be my dream watercolor pen. I finished my meal quickly and ran back to my room. I couldn't wait to pick up the watercolor pen and draw it at once.
But I searched the house for a long time, but I couldn't find a piece of drawing paper. After sitting for a few seconds, I suddenly had a brainwave and had to do it on the wall and face. I can draw, I can draw, and as a result, I painted the wall colorful, and I became a painting cat myself. The adults were dumbfounded, but my parents joined my "team" and turned my "drawing paper", that is, the colorful wall I painted, into a landscape painting. Well, isn't this interesting? This is the most meaningful "six" I have ever had. Children's day. Although it has been many years, I still remember it vividly, as if it happened yesterday.
There are 6 interesting families, which is a warm harbor; Home is a beautiful rainbow after rain; Home is a beating note. I dance in it every day.
One Saturday morning, I was sleeping in, and I vaguely heard my mother yelling. Get up quickly, lazy boy, it's time for breakfast! I turned over lazily and didn't want to get up at all. Then dad leaned in and said, "Get up, let's play some gobang after dinner." I sat up in a carp fight. I'll come as soon as I get here. Who's afraid of who? Hum!
After breakfast in a hurry, I couldn't wait to take out the chessboard and wait for the father and son to fight. Dad came over with a smile and let me get off first. I quickly put albinism in the middle of the chessboard, my father laid spots around me, and my father and I chased each other. This situation has been deadlocked for some time. Look again, I put my father's sunspot in a circle, and my father inserted a sunspot in the middle of my Bai Zi. When I looked intently, it turned out that my father had three sunspots arranged diagonally. If I insert an albino below to intercept him, I will have two albinos in a straight line. I secretly smiled at my father and couldn't help feeling smug. It is my father's turn. Father shouted, watch it! Bang, I blocked one end with sunspots. I quickly left one behind the other three Bai Zi. At this time, my father stared like a light bulb and said, "What's the matter?" I raised my eyebrows at him and started dancing at once. At this time, my father became a deflated ball and had to give up.
Then we played several more games, each of which was very thrilling, and finally we won and lost each other. When I lost chess, my father encouraged me and cheered me up. When I won the chess game, my father showed a happy and gratified smile on his face.
From this interesting story, I not only experienced the joy of success, tasted the taste of failure, but also felt the warmth, happiness and joy of home.
Isn't it fun to have a family as plain as water? Let me tell you all this slowly today.
Grandma at home has nothing to do, so she likes watching me do math problems. I remember once, when I met a problem, I turned my pen around, moved forward for a while, and then stepped back, and my mouth kept jabbering. Suddenly, a strange light flashed in my eyes, and I seemed to think of a new idea. Accidentally exposed his bad habits. I said, "88 must ..." Before I finished, my grandmother rushed out of the bedroom to find my mother in the living room. At this time, I was at a loss, like a headless fly, and I quickly looked around with my grandmother. I asked my grandmother curiously, "What are you doing?" But grandma's ears seem to be blocked by anxiety and she doesn't even look at me. Her legs continued to run forward. I've been following my grandmother like a follower. Grandma runs faster than me like a flying pill!
Finally, grandma found mom, and mom listened to grandma's complaint and went to dad at once. I gasped at the back: "What are you doing? Run faster than me. " Looking at the grandmother next to you is not tired at all! My mother explained the reason, and I said helplessly, "No, I only said 88 and got 64." My mother smiled and my grandmother listened with relish, as if nothing had happened just now.
So I won't say it when I do my homework in the future!
When I was about to get into my mother's bed at night, my father said in a sarcastic tone, "Daughter, you are ten years old and dare not sleep alone. I will lose face if you tell me! " Then I suddenly froze, hesitated for a few seconds, and faltered and said, "Well, I'll sleep alone tonight?" "Come on, you must be fine." Dad patted me on the shoulder and encouraged me. After listening to my father's encouragement, I was full of courage and walked into my room without looking back.
But I'm beginning to regret turning off the lights. I'm really scared. If that ghost comes to me later, I'll be in big trouble. So I checked the doors and windows again and pulled the curtains tightly before I dared to go to bed.
"Oh, I drank too much water before going to bed and forgot to go to the toilet." I whispered. I found a flashlight and nunchakus from the "big treasure chest" under the bed. I walked out of the room and turned on the flashlight at once. Suddenly, everything in the toilet was illuminated by a dim light. Suddenly, I saw a group of dark things, and I shouted, "Ghost!" " My heart is like a rabbit, jumping from left to right When I looked carefully, it turned out to be the shadow of my reflection. It really surprised me. I rushed to the bathroom like a soldier. After going to the toilet, I sprinted back to my room. I put my self-defense weapon at the bedside, which is much more reassuring. Slowly, I forgot the ghost, and I gradually fell asleep.
When I woke up, I told my parents the whole story. They are really in distress situation!
I have a happy family. Every day after I finish my homework, my parents will tell me a few jokes to make me laugh.
I finished my homework early yesterday, but they haven't come back yet. Time goes by like running water. It's already six o'clock in a blink of an eye. They haven't come back yet. At half past six, they finally came back. "Mom and Dad, have you forgotten what happened?" "oh! I forgot to tell you a joke! " "ah! You finally remembered, I thought you had forgotten. "
Dad made an opening show "Cold Joke" and said, "Dad, I'm so cold." "If it's cold, stand in the corner!" "Why?" "Because the angle is 90 degrees!"
Next, my mother laughed for a minute: I made a mistake at school, and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said my parents are not here, is my uncle okay? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return. This joke made my father and I laugh.
This is my home, a home full of jokes, a home full of laughter. Now because of the epidemic, they come back even later, and they don't have time to tell me jokes every day, but I don't blame them. They had to work overtime to make up for the work left over during the epidemic.
I hope the epidemic will pass as soon as possible and let the home full of laughter come back!
Family Fun Composition 10 Every family has some fun things, and my family is no exception.
I got 99 points in the math exam recently, and I am very happy. Suddenly, I had a prank idea. As soon as I entered the house, I put my schoolbag on the bed, ran to my grandmother and whispered my plan in her ear. She agreed immediately.
With the doorbell of "Ding Ding Dong Dong", my mother came back. The program has started! I fought back my excitement and didn't talk about things as usual, but sat there without saying a word. My mother came up to me and touched my head with concern and said, "Why did you fade today?" I said impatiently, "I'm bored to death!" Mother was bored and went to the kitchen to ask her grandmother who was chopping vegetables, "Mom, what happened to your grandson?" "He said that he only scored more than 60 points in the math exam today. What a disappointment! Mother said, "no wonder the child is so honest that he doesn't tell me anything." See how I deal with him! " "
At this time, I really can't bear to hide outside the door and eavesdrop. I laughed: "haha, mom was cheated!" " "Grandma also snickered in the kitchen. My mother was startled and immediately realized what was going on. She rushed out of the kitchen and put me on the sofa. She tickled me and said, "Good luck. How many points did you get in the exam? "Tell me quickly, or I'll make you laugh to death." I laughed so hard that I had to beg for mercy.
"Ha ha ha ....." A burst of laughter echoed in my house!
Family fun composition 1 1 breezy. Ah, the sunshine in the morning is really good, sparrows are singing for us!
However, beauty is always accompanied by ... joy! Today, I peeled garlic with my parents. At first, I dialed very fast. As a result, I slowed down halfway, but my mother took the lead. Oh, I can't stretch my little hands! The results came out. Mom comes first, dad comes second, and I come third. Mom frowned: "What should I punish you?" Dad's "malicious" proposal: "Otherwise, let her sing a song and dance!" My heart sank to the bottom. The most terrible thing is that my mother actually nodded and said yes!
No way, mom's life is hard to resist! Dancing is no problem. Just twist the meaning twice. But what about singing? that's it ...
Dad became the host: "Now, please welcome our little princess-Yu Ziyun!" " "I sang" Where is Spring "in a tone-deaf voice:
Where is spring,
Where is spring,
In the green mountains in spring,
There are red flowers here,
There is green grass here,
And a little oriole who can sing.
Di Li Lili Li Lili Li Lili Li Lili Li ...
I ran away after singing, as if it were gone. Mom and dad were still whispering, and I walked into the room in disgust. I couldn't help laughing at the thought of the song that just couldn't sound. ...
The weather is still so beautiful, I am still so happy. May you be healthy and happy every day, stranger.
Family fun composition 12 home is warm sunshine, which brings you warmth; Home is a street lamp at night, which brings you direction; Home is a clear spring of thirst, which quenches your thirst. In my family, my parents are humorous and my mother is kind and beautiful. What about me? He is an eccentric and naughty elf. There are several funny plays in our house every day. Let me talk to you today!
Man-mosquito war
After dinner, we did our own things, but none of them were good. We had an "uninvited guest" in our house, so I rushed at him. Unfortunately, the mosquito didn't hit me, so I fell on my back. While I was not looking, it actually sucked my blood into my arm. Seeing this scene, I can't stand it. I slapped it hard, but it's a pity that mosquitoes. At this time, my father made a big jump and missed several times. I disdain to say, look! Dad, you are just like me! Mom gets up and fights mosquitoes with us. We waited and waited and did our best. Mosquitoes are still there, so we have to use the killer weapon-electric mosquito swatter. In the end, we all lost, and the mosquitoes have been eliminated by us.
Doing housework often doesn't help.
One weekend, when I was in a good mood, I saw a mess of dishes and chopsticks and wanted to help. I was distracted when I was washing, my hand slipped and the bowl fell with a bang. Great, it's over! I quickly destroyed the scene and watched TV slowly. Home is a happy harbor. In this small harbor, there are actually many interesting things that bring me happiness!
Family fun composition 13 There must be a lot of happiness at home, and my family is very happy!
My father and I saw a steering wheel on the internet that day and liked it very much. We unanimously decided to buy it. Three days later, the steering wheel came back. I'm so happy! After dinner, my father suggested holding a driving race. This is a good suggestion, and my mother and I both agreed. First of all, my mother came on stage. My mother looks very confident. I think she must be the first. On the second lap, her mother touched it and continued to run with confidence. "Time is up." My father and I said in unison. Let me see it again. Mom ran twice. What a pity! It's my turn I'm very nervous. I started. I run steadily. On the third lap, I actually made the same mistake as my mother and touched it. "Time is up." Just listen to my mother and say it's good to run three laps! Not bad! It's dad's turn to play. Suddenly, I panicked. Dad is the fastest and most stable person. He must be the first. Don't even think about it He started running. "Time begins." Dad runs well. On the third lap, dad was still stable. On the fourth lap, dad smiled, as if to say, "I must win, I must be the first, haha." I'm thinking: time is running out! Hurry up! "Time is up." Dad ran four laps, and the outcome was decided. I am second, my mother is third, and my father is first. According to the ranking, I found some small things. Mom, third, I gave him a hair band. Second, I gave myself a heart. Dad, first of all, I gave him a free massage.
This is our home, happy! Happy!
Family fun composition 14 There are often many interesting things in my family, which are colorful and add a lot of laughter to my family.
Xu who steals vegetables
Speaking of my family's foodies, it must be my brother. Once, not long after dinner, my mother was washing clothes. My brother is fascinated by it. Like a hungry wolf, ready to move. Suddenly, my brother's stomach growled. He ran to the hall at once, not knowing what to do. Unexpectedly, someone saw me doing my homework in the study. I followed him all the way to see what he wanted. As I expected, he ran to the refrigerator to get a cake and ate it at random. "Don't move" I shouted, and my brother stopped. I saw his expression of eating like a cat and immediately smiled.
Brave and incomparable-Xu Huiming
Once when I was reading a book, I heard my brother shouting. I hurried to see it. It turned out to be a spider. I said to them, "You should solve the problem by yourself, and you can't rely on others." After that, I left without looking back. Both younger brothers ran to me in fear. Only my brother just stood there and looked at this furry Okumo. I looked at my little brother and watched the spider's movements. Suddenly he seems to have figured something out. Will he run away? No, he took a piece of paper and wrapped the spider. His expression is a little scared and a little firm, which makes people unpredictable. I smiled.
I am glad that I have such a good brother. They are brave, lovely, witty and alert.
Family happiness composition 15 Family happiness is like beautiful pearls under the sea, and clouds with different shapes in the sky make people nostalgic and happy. In my home, my father is entertaining guests, my mother is cooking and doing housework, and I like playing games. I am also very naughty. Let me write it today!
A terrible gourmet
One day, I told my parents, why don't you have a food contest! Mom and dad agreed happily, and the dish is the simplest fried potato shreds, so I placed an order and my parents took action quickly. After a while, I only heard the knocking of the pot spoon and smelled the smell of cooking. I can't wait to eat, and my mouth is watering! I felt a smell tempting my taste buds, so I took a bite. My father's is too salty, and my mother's is simply delicious. As a result, I ate all my mother's dishes in one breath! The father on the side is very skeptical. What happened? Bad mother aside to laugh. It turns out that her mother added a very special flavor to the dishes cooked by her father, which is hard to say.
Networms who love to play games.
Every Saturday is the time when I can play with my mobile phone. On this day, I picked up my mother's mobile phone and prepared to play with a plate of chicken. I have an indescribable taste in my heart, thinking that I should be able to eat chicken this time, because my teammates are not ordinary people, but some experts who eat chicken. The game began, and my teammates successfully entered the finals under my command. At this time, I was very excited and nervous, because there was only one person left in the other party, and we had the advantage. I succeeded in eating chicken at the last blow!
Home is a happy harbor. I am the happiest in this small harbor!
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