Ask for a short composition of a female friend who hasn't caught up yet. The content is funny, but you must write it yourself.

Hello!

I am sorry to learn that you have not become my girlfriend. When I can't take care of you, remember to exercise more, ventilate more, drink more warm water and wear more clothes! . .

How come it hasn't reached me yet! Do not push me. If I force you, I will confess.

Let me tell you a little secret. My penis is very big.

I am here to convey

welcome