Animal jokes with stomachache.

Lead: Jokes come from life, and the form of artistic language is artistic language. Next, I will bring you some animal jokes that hurt your stomach. I hope you will like them. More jokes are in the jokes section.

Animal jokes with stomachache.

1, the little white rabbit saw a snail crawling slowly on the ground and asked:? Snail, snail, why are you crawling so slowly?

The snail looked up and said, Look what's on my back.

The little white rabbit suddenly realized that the house on your back is too heavy, so climb slowly. ?

The snail snorted. Idiot, I want to tell you that a man like you who has no house is still a diaosi no matter how fast he runs. ?

2、? When I see you, I want to eat a fly. ?

? You hate it! ? Miss Frog fell into Mr Frog's arms.

3、? Dad, don't worry. Although my academic performance is not good, my teacher still cares about me. ?

? Oh? How do you care?

Dung beetles Jr. said? Teachers often ask me: Did you grow up eating shit? ! ?

4. The salted fish asked the Zen master: Zen master Zen master, they all say that salted fish turns over. When will I turn over?

The Zen master smiled. Right now. ? He turned the salted fish over and greeted everyone that we were almost finished there. Let's eat here. ?

A family of three flies came to the restaurant for food, flew to a fat man's table and listened? Dad? With a loud noise, father mosquito was killed. The mother fly ran away quickly with the little fly. She cried and said to the little fly. Son, we must avenge your poor father! ? Without saying anything, the little fly turned and flew to the fat man. The mother of the fly was so scared that she quickly pulled the little fly: Son, you are still young, but you can't beat it now! ?

The little fly insisted on flying to the fat man: I know, I want to disgust him! ?

The hamster was caught by the cat, and it said piteously to the cat. Brother, don't you think I'm cute? The cat looked at the hamster and thought it was really cute, so she let it go.

The hamster was caught by the dog again. It said piteously to the dog. Uncle, don't you think I'm cute? The dog then released the cute little hamster.

In this way, hamsters have survived countless crises.

The hamster was caught again. It said piteously to people: Grandpa, don't you think I'm cute?

The man looked at the cute little hamster, nodded and put it in the cage.

7. The sheep was chased by a lion. Seeing that the distance between them is getting closer and closer, the sheep are in danger. Suddenly, the sheep stopped and turned to the lion and said, Lion King, I have always been your fan! ? The lion stared at the sheep sharply: What proof do you have?

The sheep hurried forward to give a big gift and warbled:? Your Majesty, I was born a Leo! ?

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