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One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept calling her

Devil: "Call your throat ... no one will come to save you ..."

Princess: "Break your throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'll save you ..."

Devil: "Speak of the devil. Found .. "

Shit:" Ghost, you can see me ... "

Devil:" Oh,My God!

god: "who called me?

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody: "I didn't? Play dumb!

garlic: "who is pretending to be me?

who: "me again? Are you looking for trouble?

trouble: "which one wants to see me?

which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.

many people: "I just arrived ... who are you?

which one: I'm not who.

who: he is not me.

princess: did everyone come to save me?

everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: "What do I have to see?

god: it's none of my business. I'll go first.

demon king: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess?" How can I play this demon king?

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, why should you play me?"

princess: if there is no one to play the devil, I can go.

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How can I: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

lively: "what are you looking at me for?

what: you want to fuck me? Rogue!

how dare you: "I didn't?

me: "What's it to me?"

devil: "shit! I'm going crazy ... "

Shit:" What are you calling me for! ... "

Crazy:" What do you want me to do?

you want me to say, I don't know anything!

I don't know anything: "I don't know!

I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me?

someone said, "I didn't call you!

I didn't: "Who called him?

who: "wronged ... I didn't ..."

I didn't: "I didn't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you.

I dare you: "Who said I wouldn't dare! ?

Who: "Please ... I didn't say anything"

I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is so long ... I will be called

Ah ..."

Who: "I want to leave this place of trouble quickly"

Right and wrong: "So this is my place"

I have nothing & No: "Stop arguing that Allah is talking"

Stop arguing that Allah: "I'm not talking ..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking! ... "

I don't have anything:"--\ \ "... Let's go ... Let's talk outside ..."

Let's go: "I'm sorry ..."

I don't have anything: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (. Did someone call me?

Someone: "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... t.t"

Go: "I'm really sorry ... * v.v *" (\ \ "Who \ \" collapsed) <

It's none of my business: "... cousin ... long time no see ..."

Long time: "I was here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He didn't have me"

You: "I didn't have him"

I did: "Who said that?

who: "why do you want me?

: You want to fuck me?

you: "I won't fuck him"

I will: "Who says I won't?

who: "wronged! I didn't say ... "

said," What do you want me to do?

: You two are shameless!

you two: "I want it! I want it!

face: "who wants me?

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil: "Hurry up, and I'm going to kick people out"

People: "Kick me out? Looking for k

k: Who is looking for me?

who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, and mention me again!

He: "Don't fuck with me"

I: "Who wants to fuck with me?

who: "I finally caught one, kill it .............................................................................................."

One: "Don't catch me"

I: "I've had enough, anyone who mentions my name again will never let you go!

who: "Look at my eighteen palms of dragon!

me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws!

eighteen palms of the dragon: "what am I looking at?

Jiuyin Bones Claw: What am I looking at?

What's to see: Brother, I finally found you!

what's good to see: "elder brother, let's go out and talk.

Devil: "Shit ... this is a meeting to recognize relatives ..."

From then on, Devil really suffered from schizophrenia ...

The nurse actually heard a baby laughing in the delivery room. He went into the delivery room in surprise and saw a baby laughing with a contraceptive in his hand: "Haha, it's so easy to kill me!"

get up for work in the morning.

MM: honey, are you leaving?

me: yes, let's go. don't be late.

MM: wait, what else did you forget to say?

me: oh, white, wife

MM: not

me: white, baby

MM: not

me: white, darling

MM: why are you so disgusting, not

me: . . . . In vain, pig

MM: No! ! ! ! ! !

Me: What's that? Come on, I'm going to be late.

MM: I love you! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

me: oh, I see, for nothing

mm: RMB #%&RMB #. . . . . . . . .

at 9: 3 in the morning, the company was busy.

The phone rang. . . .

Me: Hello

A delicate voice: Hello, remember me?

me: you. . . Who's calling?

delicate voice: yo, it's me who forgot others so quickly.

me: you. . . . Hehe, I really can't remember. You are. . . .

delicate voice: I really have no conscience. I really can't remember?

me: yes, I'm really sorry. Please remind me.

It's me. The last time we met,

I: I really can't remember. I'm really sorry. And you are. . .

MM: hey, it's me, didn't you hear it?

me: I'm at work. Why are you calling? What can I do for you? Say! !

MM: Hum, I was so fierce when I heard it was me. I hung up

(the phone hung up)

I:. . . . . .

12 noon

The phone rings

MM: Honey, what do you have for lunch?

I: I don't know. Let's have a look. Help yourself to something.

MM: That's ok. You are busy at work these days. Eat something good and nutritious, or you won't be healthy.

Me: I see. Eat something good.

MM: What do you eat?

I: . . I don't know. I'll eat whatever is good.

MM: What's so good about that?

me: I don't know. What do you recommend?

There's someone calling MM's name on the other side of the phone.

MM: I didn't know that you just ate. I went to eat for nothing.

The phone hung up.

I: . . . . .

at one o'clock in the afternoon, the company was busy.

The phone rang again (well, why should I say it again?)

MM: Husband, it's me.

I: I heard it. What's the matter? Wife

MM: I missed you and called you.

I: Oh

MM: What? Do you miss me

I: Miss you

MM: Guess where I am now?

I: I don't know. Where are you?

MM: Guess

Me: I can't guess. Where are you?

MM: You guess

Me: Where exactly

MM: Hee hee, in the company

Me: Let me guess what

MM: See if you can guess and see if we are telepathic

Me:. . . . . .

3 pm, the company, busy

phone. . .

Me: Hello

On the phone:. . . .

me: hello? Who's there? Talk to me.

On the phone: . . .

me: hello, hello? Please speak. Who are you looking for?

on the phone: . . .

me: hello, can't you hear me? Don't talk, I'll hang up.

MM: Honey, it's me. Don't hang up.

Me: Then why don't you talk? I'm busy. I always call. What can I do for you?

MM: nothing. I just want to hear your voice. My husband is in vain.

I: . . . . .

at 5: p.m.

someone is looking for me

Caller: Are you Mr. Ma?

me: it's me. what can I do for you?

bearer: We are from XX online shopping mall. This is the chocolate that Miss Yu ordered. Let us send a warm current

through my heart

Me: OK, thank you

bearer:. . . . . .

I: . . . . .

somebody:. . . . . .

I: . . Is there anything else?

bearer: sir, the payment has not been made yet. This is cash on delivery.

I: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll bring it to you.

People have left.

I'll call

MM: Hello

I: My wife, the chocolate has been delivered.

MM: Ah, so soon, they are on business. Correct your mistakes and become a good comrade. What do you thank me for?

I: Thank you for buying me chocolate.

MM: I bought it myself for food. The box is too big for me to carry. Please help me take it home.

I: . . . . . . .

6 pm

electricity. . .

MM: Honey, will you work overtime tonight?

me: yes, busy.

MM: shall I cook the meal first when I go home? Wait for you to come back and eat

me: so good? There's no intention, is there?

MM: (angry) Look at what you said, it seems that I am so lazy to forget it and stop doing it! !

me: no, don't be angry, I'm joking, just do it!

MM: then I went back, in vain

I: in vain

(at 9 pm, I got home)

I: you came back! ! !

MM: (happy) Husband, are you back?

Me: Yes, I'm starving. Let's eat.

MM: What's for dinner? The food hasn't been fried yet!

me: you. . . Didn't you say you cooked?

MM: yes, I cook, but I didn't say cooking! !

I: . . . . .

In the middle of the night, I was in a deep sleep, and I was bored and couldn't sleep. MM

MM: Husband, husband?

I: . . .

MM: Honey, do you like me?

I: (in a daze, instinctive reaction) like

MM: Then who else do you like?

I: . . . .

MM: Come on, I'm not angry

Me: (in a daze, instinctive reaction) Gianna Jun

MM: (jealous) Why

Me: beautiful girl

MM: (more jealous) What about me? Do I look like her?

me: like

MM: (happy) really? What are they all like?

Me: My temper is like her

MM: What else?

me: no

a sharp pain.