How did you all get back to the ant nest?

When I went to the hospital for a physical examination, the doctor took my report and said, it's a good thing you came early. When I broke out in a cold sweat, the doctor said unhurriedly, I got off work late. . .

3. The little ant got lost and couldn't find its nest, but he was in a hurry … He happened to see his friend passing by and shouted, "Dude!" Immediately climb over and ask for directions: "How do you ... how do you get back to the nest?" His friend asked, "Smile with … or be silent?"

4. Rabbit wants to know what happiness is! So he ran to ask the tiger, and the tiger replied: A family together is happiness! Then he ran to ask the lion. The lion said: having three wives and four concubines is happiness! Then I ran to ask the leopard, and the leopard said: having a healthy body is happiness! Little rabbit ran home happily and told his mother everything he knew today! Mom said: in fact, you are the happiest today! Little Nutbrown hare asked inexplicably, Why? Mother rabbit said, you will be happy to come back alive today. Look at those people you asked, how come they hung up!

5. The reporter took to the streets of Beijing for an interview: "Aunt, what effect do you think the dusty weather has brought to you?" "That has a great influence. First of all, you must see clearly that I am your uncle. "

6. Patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight. What should I do?

Doctor: Eat an apple in the morning.

A steamed bun at noon

Half a steamed bread will do in the evening

Patient: Before or after meals?

Doctor: You go ahead. ...

7. An old man took his dog to travel abroad. As a result, the dog died, and the old man was going to take the dog back to China for a funeral. As a result, when I got off the plane, the airport manager checked the consignment and found it was a dead dog. He was so frightened that he thought the dog was put to death by someone, so he quickly ordered someone to buy an identical dog and put it in. As a result, the old man came home, opened the box and found the dog still alive.

8. I was very fat in college, weighing 240 Jin, and I was very sensitive to my weight. One day at noon, when I was eating in front of the restaurant, I found an electronic scale at the door. Seeing that no one around me was paying attention, I stood up to see if I was fat. Results No figures were given by the electronic scale. I thought that shit was dead, so I went to eat it. 10 minutes later, I was eating when I heard the roar of the proprietress. Who broke my induction cooker? !

9. Xiaoming got a haircut in a "five elements barber shop". He asked the barber curiously what the name of this shop was.

The barber smiled and said, "Aren't the scissors in my hand gold?" The comb is made of wood, the water is used for washing hair, and the hot air of the hair dryer is fire. "

Xiao Ming suddenly realized and asked, "What about the soil?" The barber smiled and said nothing.

Xiaoming sent it home after cutting his hair. His mother looked at him and said, "Where did you get your hair cut? This hairstyle is so corny!

10, my home is in the countryside. I remember when I was in primary school, one day the class teacher said that I would take you out to experience nature and plants after class today. As soon as we heard it, it was good and interesting! then

The whole class was called by the head teacher to work in his corn field.