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It's nothing. Shake a funny sentence.

1. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

2, dear, tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

3. Do you think that now is the low point of life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall!

4. Real warriors are poor and idolized, ugly and ugly, fat and gluttonous, sleepy and stay up late, and never do their homework.

5, show love, behave well, have nothing to send any transfer records, like prostitution.

6. Don't ask me how I'm doing. I am not without Alipay.

7. Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.