Please send me a scam text message ~ I need something funny, mainly because I am bored and want to make people laugh -_-

I'll leave tomorrow. I've thought about it for a long time, but I still won't go find you. You dial 12590xxxxx and press 1. After listening to the music, press 3, and you will know what I'm thinking!

Reply: You finally left, I am really sad. (Wow! I was so sad that I forgot to ask you: What is your last name?)