Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons: The conversation between Sun Wukong and Tang Monk in the cave! Want video or audio

This is a classic line in it, not only in the cave.

1. Ten thousand years is too long, seize the day

2. Don’t get me wrong. . This banana is for eating~

3. I can do it, I can do it, I’m here!

4. The love between a man and a woman is a small love, I am here for the great love in the world

5. Stop drinking and go directly

6. I This is your first date with a man, so be gentle

7. I haven’t eaten a piece of rubber in 500 years

8. I finally tricked you. It’s not easy

9. Why didn’t you tell me earlier?

10. You have to pay your wages

11. Even if the boss doesn’t scatter flower petals, you have to pay him

12. I am the Thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain< /p>

13. This is my first date with a man, please be gentle

14. I cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights without blinking an eye. !

Aren’t your eyes dry?

I said I kill people without blinking an eye, but you ask me if my eyes are dry?

15. Why are you looking at me? Where else could I go?

16. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway

17. Who is this beggar? I am not a beggar, I am also an exorcist, I can see that I can give you some food

18. Being number one is very empty and lonely

19. If you can’t fit in, you will be a complete loser. Pull it out

20. It’s good luck to find four of these four wild onions in the barren mountains and ridges

21. These bananas are for eating

22.Has your husband ever died? I don’t have a husband

23. Let’s get married now. You don’t have a hole. I'm hole in the hole. !

24. I remember when I held two kitchen knives and chopped from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights

25. Why don’t your eyes dry?

26. Wukong: What are you looking at, where the hell can I go

27. Don’t you know that a girl closes her eyes and wants you to kiss her? 28. Do you need my help?” “Yes! ""How to help?" "Get away!"

29 Only when you have been in pain can you know the real pain; only when you have been attached can you let go of your attachment; only when you have been worried can you be free from worries.

30. When a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her

31. "I love you, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you", "How much I love you", "I love you so much" There is not a day that I miss you”, “How long will I love you”, “One thousand and ten thousand years”, “Ten thousand years is too long, I want you to love me now”

32. Can you read these two words? It’s kidney deficiency, no, it’s not emptiness

I’m a kidney deficiency man! No, I’m not a kidney deficiency man, I’m a kidney deficiency man. I’m telling you, my kidneys have been empty since I was little. I have good protection

33. I am eating but don’t want to eat, you are not eating but want to eat

34. No need to spill it, I said no need to spill it, funny lines from Journey to the West to Conquer the Demons

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35. Kong: Who is this beggar?

Xuan Zang: I am also an exorcist.

Kuang: I see, give me some food! p>

36. If you didn’t say it earlier, you wouldn’t have said it earlier. If you didn’t say it earlier, you wouldn’t have said it earlier. If you didn’t say it earlier, you wouldn’t have said it earlier. If you didn’t say it earlier, you wouldn’t have said it earlier.

37. Four The beautiful lady complained about Prince Important: You are not important, but impotent. You are not empty, you are kidney-deficient.

38. Where did you pull out these four old onions?

40. Do you dare to waste more?

41. Monsters also have truth, goodness and beauty!

42. Sun: You If there is anything else, take it all out and I will smash them all for you!

Chen: (silently takes out a durian)

Sun:... (silent) So I will! Said that you young people really can't communicate...

Chen: Mr. Sun.

(Take the durian one step closer)

Sun: I won’t eat it, thank you...You young people are frivolous and impetuous...

Chen: Mr. Sun. (Picks up the durian and hands it over)

Sun: Don’t do this, you have to eat it yourself! (Crazy)

43. If your father's short winter melon dares to hit him, you think I'm a vegetarian--What"s the?

44. Young Master Kong looked at Aunt Sahua , Aunt Sahua: "I'm not free tonight"

45. It's painful to be a handsome guy, you weirdos won't understand it

46. The blood-spraying machine is broken and The article was so obedient that my stomach hurt.

47. Do you know who I am? Do you, the Thirteenth Taibao of Huaguo Mountain, know that I am the boss? I slashed back and forth from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights, and the blood flowed like a river, but I didn't even blink. /p>

48. If you can’t stop it with a plug, pull it out completely.

49. Obasan, “Have you ever killed your husband?” Let me ask you, have you ever killed your husband? ! "

Article "Sister, believe me, I have never killed my husband! ”

50. I eat this goose leg with my mouth, but I don’t have it in my heart. You say you don’t love it, but your heart does.

51. Senior brother: Junior sister, you should just follow me. I’m leaving, otherwise Senior Brother won’t let you see my face.

Junior Sister: Real or fake?

52. “I am. When you date a man for the first time, you have to be gentle."

"I, I will try my best to..."

53. Article: Mr. Sun, what do you think of me pretending to be a woman? Mr. Sun : Mr. Chen, please respect yourself!

54. This place is so big, what the hell can I do!

55. My damn feet! Wear it!

56. Keep a low profile, don’t throw the flowers away

57. Bai Hechou: “Come up and lead me to death. ”

58. You said that Buddha didn’t believe you, but do you believe in Buddha?

59. If you want to eat but say no, it’s just a little bit different