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What happened when the Monkey King was in Huaguoshan?

The Monkey King, the Monkey King, lived a free life in the Shuilian Cave of Huaguo Mountain. He was sued by the Dragon King because he regarded the golden cudgel as his own weapon, the treasure of Zhenhai. Venus Taibai offers a plan to trick the Monkey King into heaven. There is a little official named Bi who specializes in feeding Tianma. Suppress him secretly. The Monkey King went to heaven, saw through the trick, destroyed the Imperial Horse Warden, turned out of the worse gate, and returned to Huaguoshan, calling himself "the Great Sage of Monkey". The Jade Emperor became angry from embarrassment and ordered Li Tianwang to lead the heavenly soldiers to capture the Monkey King. As a result, a fierce battle broke out in Guo Hua. The monkey king bravely rises, and the gods retreat. Nezha also lost in the battle. The heavenly king had no choice but to wave the flag and retreat, fleeing back to heaven and asking the Jade Emperor for soldiers. The Jade Emperor accepted Venus' suggestion, made the Monkey King a Monkey King for a pretence, and put the flat peach circle in his charge, trying to trick him into heaven and put him under house arrest. The Monkey King heard that Xiantao in the Flat Peach Garden is very rare and can only be appreciated at the Flat Peach Party. The Monkey King refused, chose a big peach and had a hearty meal. On the birthday of the Empress Dowager, the seven fairies were ordered to pick peaches and came to Taoyuan, which alarmed the Monkey King who was sleeping soundly. Asked the fairies, the Monkey King learned that the Queen Mother was going to hold a flat peach banquet and invited all fairies except him. The Monkey King saw through the jade emperor's deception plot, and he flew into a rage. First, I made a big flat peach banquet and drank it myself. He also swept out all the Brewmaster fairy dishes, put them in a dry bag, and prepared to take them back to Huaguoshan. I don't know. I'm drunk and confused. I crashed into the old man's pocket palace and ate the elixir specially for the Jade Emperor. Then I went back to Huaguoshan and held a fairy reception with all the monkeys and grandchildren. The Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager gnashed their teeth with anger and ordered Li Tianwang to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to make a scene. A fierce battle began, and the Monkey King fought the miraculous Erlang God for hundreds of rounds, regardless of the outcome. Finally, due to the plot against the old gentleman, he was unfortunately captured. The gods can't hurt the Monkey King with axes, fire and arrows. The Jade Emperor also burned the Monkey King in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun. Unexpectedly, the Monkey King didn't burn to death, so he jumped out of the furnace and smashed into the hall of Lingxiao. Along the way, the heavenly soldiers will be arrogant and arrogant, and the jade emperor will flee in panic. The Monkey King won, returned to Guo Huashan, re-established the banner of Qi Tiansheng Da, and lived a happy life with the monkeys and grandchildren.