A collection of 50 funny personality quotes exclusive to diaosi

1. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn

2. Never feel that you are the unluckiest person in the world, otherwise God will think you are Underestimating his ability

3. Could it be that the so-called "protein" is "idiot + idiot + spiritual essence"

4. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that remains unchanged is that unchanging heart. Love reading

5. If the mandarin ducks play in the water, they will all fucking drown. If you fly together, you will fucking die

6. The power of science is that you don’t understand the answers even if you copy them. The power of liberal arts is that you don’t want to copy the answers after you read them

7. If you are well, it will be a sunny day, but I like cloudy days

8. When I was a child, I laughed when I cried, but when I grow up, I laughed and cried

9. You can’t even look down on such a good girl like me. Boy, do you like men?

10. I have a bad memory and am rather forgetful. I only remember people who treat me well

11. Why doesn’t Fahai understand love? Answer: Because there is no "whip" in Fahai

12. It turns out that loving someone depends on man, God, and destiny, but you can't help yourself

13. With a rosy face, thousands of people are stunned. Could it be a girl? Yong Dabao

14. Three elements of success: persistence. shameless. Insist on being shameless

15. Playing the piano to a cow is actually not terrible. The scary thing is that the cow plays the piano to you

16. Food, I want to lose weight, and I can’t have both, so I just go with it

17. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework

18. Some people are so serious that it makes people feel distressed, and some people are so mean that it makes teeth hurt

19. Shakespeare once said: "Don't test me, I can't stand the test!"

20. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are confident

21. Today I am in a bad mood. I just want to say four sentences, including the two sentences above. I have finished what I said

22. What you say may not necessarily come true, just like the promises a man makes to a woman< /p>

23. Damn it, why can’t homework be “copied” and “pasted” like a computer?

24. You think you will be in my heart for a long time. Let me tell you, what do you want? More

25. Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much weight I can gain if I eat one more pill

26. When I wake up from my spring sleep, I come looking for you yawning.

Can't fall asleep at night and can't wake up during the day

27. The so-called sleepers can be summed up in one word: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, hibernation

28. The ringtone after class is louder than the national anthem It’s still pleasant to the ear, and the class ringtone is more annoying than uneasy

29. When I was in school, I always wanted to play on the computer, but during the holidays I could only stare at the computer in a daze

30. There are always a few people, teachers. As soon as I asked them to get up to answer questions, the whole class laughed

31. It’s not that I don’t want to lose weight, I’m just afraid of rebounding

32. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ

33. I’m fat and you say I’m ugly. If you become fatter, you’ll be uglier than me

34. Live proudly and be such a strong woman

35. You barbaric person will never understand my gentleness

36. The standard for finding a husband is to give him face and do well

37 , When someone talks dirty to you, you can reply to him: Are you introducing yourself?

38. A: You think I am an idiot; B: Ah! It turns out you are not

39. Is being beautiful useful? Can I use it as a card to pay at the bank?

40. You are so fresh and refined when you brag.

41. My friend, you are so naturally beautiful. It’s so beautiful

42. You are so cool in your clothes, but you look so cool

43. Your love is like a virus, sooner or later it will be swallowed up by 360

44. Life is about having fun, and watermelon is about patting

45. When I hold you in my hand, you are a cup. When I let go, you are like glass particles

46. My first love is ruined I gave it to that person who called me a heartless man, and now I have become stronger

47. If you don’t understand me, then shut up your slanderous mouth

48. Can’t keep it Just throw the things away from you, so as not to upset you if you see them

49. Women should speak with their abilities, don’t yell blindly with that shrew mouth

50. Just keep walking like this Go on until you have nothing. Diaosi's exclusive classic personality talk

Diaosi's exclusive classic personality talk

1. The love I want: either not to start, or for a lifetime.

2. People will always fall in love with the old road when taking a new road.

3. In the world of right and wrong, there are right and wrong people, but in the world of right and wrong, the person you like most is not there.

4. I downloaded you to my disk at that time, but now I want to delete it, but it tells me "This file cannot be deleted normally."

5. The heart is the biggest liar. Others can lie to you for a while, but it will lie to you for a lifetime.

6. Dear, don’t let me see things I shouldn’t see or hear things I shouldn’t hear, so that I will think things I shouldn’t think

7. Learn to be tolerant. The biggest winner in love.

8. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

9. Go see the people you like and do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness of your youth.

10. It doesn’t matter to you whether I am here or not, right?

11. The Russian-German world is nothing but your virtue

12. Home is a place for love, not reason

13. I may not I like you because of your appearance, but I don't dare to like you because of my appearance.

14. Every time I come here, I will give you flowers and someone I love.

15. My world is just your heart.

16. June is here again, a day that graduates miss but have to leave

17. The slightest sweetness when holding the delicate hand of a beautiful woman,

18. Who can say these two simple words "good night" to me for a lifetime without falling down?

19. Falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

20. There are two things in the world that cannot be chosen: birth and love. There are two things in the world that are inevitable, love and death.

21. I love you, I love you, can you hear it? Yes, yes, this is a joke.

22. Which one should you worship first, the sky, and the second, the earth? Whether you are getting married or visiting a grave.

23. Women are usually afraid of men’s sexual desire, but they find it inappropriate to go to bed with men.

24. When are the two lovers embracing each other, the two are watching the fun.

25. Is human nature inherently good? Those were people from more than a thousand years ago.

26. There is no doubt that Hui is the poor man in the dream.

27. If you don’t work hard now, you will pick up garbage later.

28. My strengths: courage to admit my mistakes; weaknesses: determined not to change

29. Every time Mango TV releases "My Princess", I know that summer vacation is coming

< p> 30. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

31. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

32. Completing notes every day is the motivation for me not to sleep

33. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard print fashion and sexiness

34. The sun shines in the sky, Flowers smile at me, you can’t tell me

35. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad replied: Silly boy, how could you be a stupid boy?

36. The beginning of love is the best preparation for future marriage.

37. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again.

38. We have become a NB SB on the road of pretending to be B.

39. She said to me: You are lucky. I said to her: You feel distressed.

40. I am waiting for you to tell me, give me all your love.

50 personality quotes exclusively for diaosi that make me laugh so hard

1. Pull your head, slap your face, and sing "My heart is too soft"

2. Don't know the time. Whether it’s long or short, just depends on the relationship’s release and development

3. If it’s not about death, all breakups are betrayals

4. I can always hope for fairy tale love, but Reality always slaps me back

5. I hate walking with you, I am not here to foil

6. A drop of water can penetrate a stone, so I can give you Smoothened

7. Your leaving has nothing to do with me. I just want to trouble you not to appear in front of me again

8. If God makes me brilliant, I will definitely return your arrogance< /p>

9. My happiness is in hell, and all love is prohibited

10. Only by living like a princess can you attract a prince

11. In When criticizing others, don’t forget that you also have many shortcomings

12. The ending of the story will eventually be farewell, please leave it to everyone, I will go first

13. Who is young? I have never been deceived once or twice in my life. I am just stupid and have been deceived three times

14. I can only fall in love with you, but I cannot forget you

15. If I If you don’t work hard, what will make you regret giving up on me?

16. Apart from my parents, the only person who loves me the most in this world is myself

17. No one will hurt me Me, so I will love myself more

18. I am like this, in front of you, do you like it or not?

19. It’s not that I’m awesome, it’s that you have never kept up. Sister's pace

20. Those who come out to hang out will not get stabbed. Life will be more exciting after the pain is over

21. I don't understand why a man leaves and a woman leaves. Save your life

22. Everyone has a moment of glory, don’t take it as eternity

23. Do what you should do, don’t think about so many useless things

< p> 24. I love you without reservation, and I will love you till the end

25. If you can’t bear the pain, you won’t see happiness

26. If you are half-hearted, so will I I also know how to play tricks on occasion

27. How can it be called living in life if there is no pain

28. I am not good-looking, but I dare to walk on the street

29. I only need three words, who is willing to walk this life with me?

30. Don’t be self-righteous. Others have to look at your face. Do you have the ability?

31. If you do well, you are the king; if you do not, you are just a weed

32. Stick to my fortress and never let you leave here easily

33. No matter how indifferent a person is, he will always have sadness, such as you whom I love

34. You are not the one I love, so why should I keep you in my heart

35. It’s not that you are the person I love the most, it doesn’t mean that our relationship will last forever

36. Don’t be so hypocritical and think that you love me the most, but you didn’t leave me in the end

37. The Smurf said to Avatar, when I grow up, I will become you

38. I won’t make any noise or show off, I will just be myself quietly

39. Love or not, my heart is here, and it has been wounded to death by you

40. I love you. This is my choice. If you are willing to leave, it is also a choice you make

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41. I can laugh or cry, but I will never compromise with someone who doesn’t love me

42. It’s really meaningless to live, and you will die if you live

43. Don’t mention that person to me, you don’t even know that he has become a poison in my heart

44. Whoever competes with me will be slapped against the wall by me.

45. I have a brain that can think, but I can never realize my dreams

46. You don’t have to show off to me, I actually don’t envy you at all< /p>

47. I am not afraid of going to hell, I am afraid of hell without you

48. If you want to succeed, you must work hard, if you want to destroy yourself, you must be humble

49. Our Friendship, whoever closes the door will never get out

50. I will love those who love me twice as much; those who don’t love me, why should I love weirdos? Funny personality talk about diaosi boys

1. Lovers will eventually get married, but without lovers, the winter will be cold

2. If the world abandons you, remember me, I will too Abandon you

3. When struggle turns into chaos, I feel that life is really meaningless

4. The current standard for finding a partner is to have a house and a car, and both parents are dead.

5. Nowadays, there is less true love and more love for you for money

6. In the future, I will give birth to a beautiful baby and let his father take him to the world

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7. According to the IQ of a pig, I am a handsome guy, are you just that pig?

8. Buddha said: There is no end to the sea of ??suffering, but when you turn around, you will find the shore.

I said: There is no edge, where is the shore?

9. The purpose of going to school is to find a partner. This school is just a marriage agency

10. I came to work this morning. Just as they were whispering, the boss came, and the colleague immediately called the boss, "Nima, this is a friend"

11. Tuhao also means a bold and unrestrained country bumpkin

12. I will follow If you mess around, I will fall into the ditch, so now I quit

13. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be withdrawn, and it will be gone as soon as it is withdrawn

14. For those who don’t like me, I just want to say one thing, you should wear sunglasses

15. Looking up at the sky at 45°, all I see are white clouds

16. There are two types of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil

17. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste

18. In this winter, for The only thing I will never leave is the cold

19. In fact, I am not vulgar, it’s just that it’s not very obvious

20. If you can’t bear it, just bear it again

< p> 21. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover called quilt

22. Before she could even get into sex, she was plucked out

23. Kill Survive the wolf, let go the tiger, once I was a 250

24. If I were the second B, then you would be the second best among the second B

25. Having a mouth makes me What you are saying is not for you to use as a decoration, so don’t pretend to be mute

26. I have my own things to do, so I don’t need you to point fingers from the side

27. Don’t talk about feelings with your sister. She has no feelings. She just gave up to a scumbag a few days ago

28. There is only one consequence for betraying a friend, and that is to stop being a human being

29. It doesn’t hurt, just because I never cared.

30. I’m so sorry to let you know my existence, you SB

31. The days without you, I am very happy, just because you are the source of my sadness

32. Don’t be sentimental about animals, because they don’t know how you hurt them

33. Since you are here Come here, there is no reason not to remember it

34. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister must look up to you

35. Who will take care of the dog around you? Let him bite people everywhere

36. I didn’t see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept walking

37. Breaking up is nothing, I can still love You

38. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua University, but the teacher is ignorant

39. When I am a tooth in your mouth in the next life, you will feel my pain as well

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40. I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable

41. Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first

< p> 42. Sister, your charming facial features are the beginning of your crime

43. Instead of crying, it is better to force a smile, at least to be more decent

44. Thank you for the night, no matter today How sad, tomorrow is a new beginning

45. I don’t need your comfort, because at that time a weak person could listen

46. Love can help you gain the world, Hate can make you lose everything

47. Face life with a cynical attitude

48. The person in this world who can really hurt you is often the one you love most People

49. I have not been involved in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future

50. Maybe we don’t need each other, but there are a little more of us in life. Loneliness