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A joke about mice drinking.
The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"
The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"
The people in the car snickered!
The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"
The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"
The whole car is hilarious!
The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!
The bus was so crowded that a woman stood at the door.
A brother came from behind the car and tried to get off.
I said "sorry, get off" to the woman, but she didn't move.
My brother stepped on her when he pushed past.
As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.
My brother has been silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"
The whole car burst into laughter ~!
There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.
A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . . .
The whole car burst into laughter ~!
Later, a little sister also got off the bus and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!" " "
The whole car laughed again ~!
The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"
The whole car is laughing ~!
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