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What is the deepest thing that you have been cheated by your boyfriend?
1, my birthday, clamoring for a princess cake, my boyfriend ordered one for me. As a result, he didn't know why he said he would take me to his familiar clinic for dental examination. The doctor said there was a wisdom tooth to be pulled out, and I naively agreed. After pulling it out, it hurt terribly, and then the princess cake was delivered.
2. Take me to Shenzhen Qianhai to see the sea.
Students who don't know Qianhai, to borrow my mother's words: On the first day I came to Shenzhen, Didi driver told me that there was no sea in Qianhai. So we visited Shenzhen West Railway Station, low-rent housing area and noisy construction site, and took a hard walk after dinner.
3. Ask me to climb the mountain near his home.
In Beijing, my hat was blown away by the wind when I went out. I insisted on walking to the supermarket near his home and had some hot cocoa at KFC in the supermarket before I came to my senses. His mother said I was true love.
4. Tell me to go to Huacheng to buy rabbits at night.
Received SMS red rainstorm warning before work. I asked if I would go again, and he said I would. I made a drip resolutely and it began to rain heavily when I got on the bus. Scraping with other cars on the road, two car owners stopped at the roadside and waited for the traffic police. I was picked up by him in a taxi. It is only a few steps from my car to his car. I'm soaked to the skin and my heart is pounding. I asked if I would go again. He said yes, so we finally arrived in Huacheng, and the whole town was closed.
I keep saying that I am reliable, but on the first day I just moved here, I took a shower and washed half. This is a pit. Then he went to the property to pay the electricity bill in the middle of the night, and I hid in the darkness of the bathroom and curled up on the ground to catch my hair.
Cold, dark and afraid of ghosts, I am the only one in such a big room. I don't know what I can do to make time pass faster except hiding in that small space with my eyes closed. However, I couldn't pay the electricity bill, so I wiped it casually, put on my clothes and went out. I really don't care about this shit.
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