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Two-part allegorical sayings and stories describing people's eyes and thoughts
A plate of water? At first glance, describing something is obvious or simple, and you can see it clearly or understand it thoroughly at once. It also describes that people are honest and do things without hiding. Ma Feng and others' biography of luliang heroes:? Now that things have come to this, do something quickly! Look at this day, it's not just a matter of scooping out vegetables and water in them at a glance, but I don't know how much harm it will do in the future! ? What else? A bowl of water? See the end? Pan Qing, Mountain City Night? Grandpa's wish:? If you want to eat, there is sour rice in the pig food tank of the grain farmer; Grandpa's house is a bowl of clear water? See the end. ? Stone in clear water? See through? Chapter 25 of Xiao Chi's Before the Final Battle:? To say iron tiger, who doesn't know that he is a stone in clear water? A man who sees the end. I don't think he would do such a shameful and frustrating thing. ?
Eat olives I know the aftertaste of olive: the fruit of olive tree is green, which can be eaten raw or used as medicine to treat sore throat. It tastes bitter first and then sweet. The original meaning is to eat olives until you taste them slowly. Metaphor means that you don't know how to reflect until you have experienced something. "Continued Jin Ping Mei" 25 back:? It turns out that the bachelor's clever mouth only fooled people once. Today, Mr. Zhai ate olives and knew that he had a aftertaste. How can he still listen to Zheng Yuqing?
Eat sharpening water? Rust (indicating) gas has knife rust in internal grinding water. Imagine that people who drink scrub water have it in their stomachs? Rusty gasoline? . ? Rust? Harmonic? Show? . Refers to a person who is smart and witty, but has real skills but doesn't show them. Journey to the west six or seven times: The monkey smiled. Old fairy, you can't estimate people. I grew up strong, everyone? Eating sharpening water contains rust (show) gas? Lee! ? What else? Did Pig Bajie drink sharpening water? Heart rust (show)? Hao Ran's Sunny Days Chapter 15:? As Xiao Changchun said, he was a pig who drank ground water and his heart rusted. He is a high school student, ingenious, able to write beautiful and neat words and draw pictures. ? Bears eat flowers? Embroidery (show)? Wuyue's "Kuocangshan Enqiu Ji" 40 times:? Lixin is a nice young man, who doesn't talk much and doesn't mind his own business. But he won a beautiful stone man, a stone horse and a stone lion. Everyone says that he is a bear who eats flowers and embroiders in it. ?
Window paper? A little bit through the original meaning means that enough paper is thin and your fingers will break a little. Give a little guidance and describe it. Liang Bin's Red Flag Spectrum Erqi:? Jiang Tao hesitated for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said? Probably, I know you. ? What else? Window paper? Just pass by? Hao Ran's Sunny Days Chapter 49:? Do not look at me. I don't usually attend meetings. It's all housework. I am a strong person. I can overcome everything. ? Is it enough? Just click in? One or two chapters of Zhang Tianmin's entrepreneurship: he knows how to take care of their self-esteem and never criticizes them in public; Even if it is necessary, it is only a matter of time. People like them are enough, and they are completely transparent. ? Single and exquisite? A little bit through Levin's "The Merchant with the Red Top" VI: Actually, Xueyan's life was saved by Aqiao, right? ? The seventh aunt said happily, Uncle Liu, you are really single and exquisite, and you are thorough at all! ?
Blind date? I saw Cyclops at a glance: a man with only one eye. Describing things is very simple, and you can see them clearly at once. Biography of the New Greenwood in Korea and Japan 34:? The ship entered Guangxi, and the tax card came to check. Kim was afraid that the secret would be exposed, so he quickly concealed it and said: blind date? At first glance. It's all rotten tiles. ?
Rush dipped in oil? A little brighter means that once someone reminds you or gives you advice, you will understand. Jin Shengbo and others Bai Yutang? Jing He Yu Lianhua:? This sentence is useless to others, but it is like a grass soaked in oil to Ai Hu. So Zhihua walked with the front foot and stole the horse with the back foot. When he left the village, he hid in the Woods and waited. ?
Sculptors don't kowtow to idols? I didn't kowtow to the statue until the old sculptor knew it was clay sculpture. Know the ins and outs of things. Liu Qi's Smoke and Dust of the Great Wall is divided into eight chapters: I am a * * * ten-member general, and Honghualing still plays with my thumb, forefinger and middle finger holding a pen! Alas! Sculptors don't kowtow to idols? Know the old story! ? What else? Painters don't kowtow to God? Know where you are in the mud? Chapter 25 of Conquering Bianjing by Kang Jun et al.:? Kim, don't stab in the back! I am a rhinoceros painter, and I don't kowtow to God. I know where you are from! ?
Light a lamp in your stomach? My heart lit up. When I light a lamp in my stomach, even my heart will light up. This is an imagination. I know it well when I use it. Zou Lang's Dead Bridge 18:? There is a saying that there is light in the stomach? Everyone's heart is bright. The stationmaster paid a private visit today. If you have any opinions, you may wish to say it in person. ?
Live monkeys on Mount Emei? Look at the essence of Emei Mountain: In the southwest of Emei County, Sichuan Province, there are many monkeys on the mountain. The monkeys on Mount Emei are very clever. Describe people as smart. Liu Jiang's Taihang Fengyun: (Bao fucking said:)? Damn it, it's really vivid to make a thin thread. Who taught you to come to Yuan Ying and say: There is a picture of a night bat on the rafters of Kannonji Hall. ? Bao's mother said:? It's really a live monkey on Mount Emei. Look at you. ?
Antique dealer? Antique: a cultural relic handed down from ancient times. The original meaning means that dealers who sell antiques have the ability to identify antiques. When using it, it shows that people have a vision. Journey to the west August 6: Small demon way:? Pig, Pig, Friar Sand coaxed him, but Monkey was a fool. Antique dealer, know the goods! Know the goods! ? He knew it was a fake head. ?
Black beans mixed with white rice? No one can understand, the original meaning refers to black beans mixed with white rice, and people can see it clearly. It is obvious to describe things and reasons. Wu Qiang's Fortress, Chapter 6, Chapter 5: Am I impatient again? Brother! Jia Hu wants to be a traitor! ? Ocean horse said in a trembling voice. That's black beans mixed with white rice. Who can't read it?
The monkey gave birth to it? Having a full stomach, the spirit supports life: superstition holds that after the death of human beings or higher animals, the soul is reincarnated into the world. The original meaning is that monkeys are alert by nature, and people who are reincarnated by monkeys must have a lot of hearts. Describe people as very smart. Yang Shuo's Three Thousand Jiang Lishan 13:? Liu once said with a finger? I think you must be born by a monkey. He is full of monkey's spirit and mind. ? Liu said that he is a monkey, not only because he can play, but also because he is a complete person. Wu Tianbao acted like a monkey. Hands and feet are incredibly clever, and they can only climb high. ?
Pick your teeth on a watermelon? The original meaning of clean road means that watermelon is full of traces of teeth biting. Metaphor means many ideas or many secrets. Wang Zhaotian's "Eighteen Big Sisters Go to Guandong", Chapter 6, 34:? Zhen, don't talk bureaucratic jargon with your own brother as a deputy political commissar. Don't you know there is a gap in the watermelon? Clean roads? What else? Pick your teeth on a watermelon? Do it. Huang et al.' s Romance of the Western Tang Dynasty nine times:? Of course. Don't you know that my grandfather is peeling watermelons? All the way! ? Dog paws scratching the wall? All the way? Mo Yan's Rose Fragrance: Big nephew, you are a dog's paw on the wall. ?
Pomegranate in early autumn? Beginning of autumn: One of 24 solar terms, which falls on August 7th, 8th or 9th every year. The original meaning means that pomegranate was ripe, full of fruit and many grains before and after beginning of autumn. When used, it means full of ideas or methods. It is full of praise. Chapter 17 of Wu Jianqing's Zhang Yunfei:? Huang is very excited. He often smoothed his sleeves and said, You are like a pomegranate in early autumn, full of ideas. Go! ?
Sleeping in the mill? I want to turn around: this refers to rotation, and it is extended to transformation. The original meaning means that the mill is always driven to rotate when it is used. If you sleep in the mill, you just want to turn around. I took time to figure it out, and my mind changed. Gao Ying's The Warmest Cloudy Cliff: Why don't you go to Shiqiao first and ask someone to take a message to Goquijoda and tell them that you two are sleeping in the mill? If you want to change, you should join the Red Army like him. ?
Raising turtles in shallow water? I knew it a long time ago. You can naturally see turtles in the water in shallow water. It means knowing exactly who the other person is. With a derogatory connotation. Chapter 17 of Confucius' The Continuation of Heroes of New Children:? As He Jia said with a smile:? Raising turtles in shallow water has long seen through what you two are! ? Everyone supported the original decision and no one defended them. ?
Fishing in Qingshui River? Seeing clearly means that you can see the fish swimming in clear water. See the ins and outs of things clearly in tense. Liu Yi, Liu Jiang's Taihang Fengyun: Bao Niang also saw that Yuan Ying had a heart for Guanyin, but she never thought about it here. Fishing in Qingshui River, we can see it clearly. ?
Clear water under miscellaneous noodles? When you eat, I see mixed noodles: powder made of mung beans and adzuki beans or noodles made of this powder. The original meaning refers to mixed noodles cooked with clear water. I don't eat or watch you eat. I know exactly what you will do when you use your time. You don't have to play games with me. I can see noodles under clear water. When you see the son of man playing a movie, at least don't poke this paper. ? What else? Wash white rice with water? Do you know me? Eight chapters in the snow in Ceng Hui:? Ahem! Your personality is there. These are all white rice washed with clear water. You know what I saw. Why do you need to be picky?
Three rooms at two ends? No one can hide it from anyone. We all know each other. Li Yingru's Return My Rivers and Mountains, Chapter 14, Chapter 1:? Toyoko! Don't be polite to me. I have this political capital. Well, three rooms live at both ends, and no one can hide it from anyone. ?
Belongs to Jiang Ziya? Jiang Ziya: Shang Ming, a character in The Romance of the Gods, helped the King of Wu to conquer and win, and finally became famous. It is said that Jiang Ziya had studied Taoism under Buddhism in the early Yuan Dynasty, with the upper level of 500 years and the lower level of 500 years. Time means that people can calculate and predict the future. Chapter 25 of Wang Houxuan's History of the Ancient City:? I don't belong in Jiang Ziya. If you can pinch and calculate, how can you be so accurate?
Ring the bell with an iron bar? The original meaning of hammer is to ring the bell with an iron bar, which can make a crisp sound without force. Describe people as smart and dexterous. Ma Feng and others' biography of luliang heroes:? Kang Liming said solemnly:? As long as you teach the masses patiently, insurance can be taught well. Look at Wu Xiuying, the woman of the squadron leader. She learned to bury mines with piggyback information. ? Zhang Youyi said? Is the iron bar ringing the bell? Hammer. Hammer. ?
Turtles eat fireflies? I know the fireflies in my stomach: insects that glow at the end of my abdomen. The original meaning is that the tortoise eats fireflies and has light in its stomach. This is an imagination. When you use it, it is clear. Liu et al. Deep Nine Chapters:? She was angry and asked sharply. Liao Yazi, what the hell are you doing?
? Why? Turtles eat fireflies, you know! ? What else? The crow ate fireflies? Ming is in the belly? Meng Qian, etc. The Nine Chapters of Decisive Battle:? Now, this disgraceful motive has won? High consciousness? Honor also gave him a job. This is a crow eating fireflies, and it is clear in its stomach! ? Chickens eat night bugs? Do you know? Luminaire: firefly. He Yuan's "Evil Master" is four times: Luo Hongdao actually knows the purpose of the Changbai Mountain Wolf. As the saying goes, chicken food emits light insects, and he knows it well. ? Eat fireflies? Do you know it in your stomach? The star show Swallow 1 1:? Unfortunately, this last place is also shaking and vibrating, which is clear after eating a firefly-like stomach! ?
Crane meets snake hole? You can judge the crane by the smell of the wind: the red-crowned crane, also known as the white crane, is good at catching snakes. Metaphor can tell the truth by hearing some wind. The second moment of surprise, volume 5:? A thief meets a male, that is, a mouse meets a cat and squats at first sight; People meet thieves, cranes meet snake holes. ?
Beating gongs and drums in your heart? It is an imagination to beat gongs and drums in your heart when it rings. ? A ring? Harmonic? Think? . Think with your head. Wei Xuwen's Valley God:? Everyone has heard that they can find the seeds of grain one by one. Beating gongs and drums in your heart? Is it ringing (thinking)? . ?
Dumb eat flat food? I have some snacks in my heart: jiaozi. I don't want to say or say it, but I know it in my heart. Lao She's Camel Xiangzi 14:? Just then, a coachman pointed to his face and said, Xiangzi, I'm talking about you. Really? Dumb eat flat food? Do you know? ..... How? ? What else? Dumb eat flat food? Stop it, you know? Cai Tianxin's Youth of the Earth is a volume, 17 chapter:? Tao Ge is an honest man. He ate plain food and said nothing, but he knew. ? Dumb people eat jiaozi? Do you know what you are talking about? Feng Yunan's The Third Choice of Women. If I can write, I will write a thick book about her. It's a pity that I am a mute who eats jiaozi, so I can't say it. ? Dumb people eat jiaozi? Is there a number in your heart that you haven't said? Wu Zuxiang's Su Cao Ji? Mountain torrents 29:? Dumb eat jiaozi, don't say know! ? Chang Bao said humorously and laughed with Sanguan. ? Dumb eat wonton? Do you know what's in your stomach? Levin's Yang Naiwu and Chinese Cabbage: Wu Jia can panic! Why did widow Kim commit suicide? Dumb people eat wonton, and he knows it. ? Blind people eat jiaozi? What do you think you are doing. Jill Zhang follows the official joke of the Republic of China: Zhao Ya got this wonderful job, of course, like a blind man eating jiaozi, knowing it well. Since then, I have been silent. ? Blind people eat jiaozi? Do you know? Zhao hit nine sentences:? No one dares to volunteer. What's the matter? Not everyone is afraid of death, the blind eat jiaozi? Everybody knows that. ?
Dumb people watch plays? I know I won't say it, but I know it very well. Nie Hai's Fortress on the Mountain 23:? Lanxiangmei was in a hurry and shouted:? Mom Dong Er, mom Dong Er, wait! ? Dong Er's mother had to look back and pretend to be surprised? Oh, it's her aunt. Look at me. Why didn't I see her? ? Ian Xiangmei was speechless at the theatre. She knew, and said, who said no? You are very busy! ?
With a mirror on your eyes? Brightness describes seeing clearly and thoroughly. Ding Ling's "The Kiln Worker" has three acts and one scene: Zhang Yongquan: I have a bright mirror in my eyes. Who doesn't know who Would she dare if you hadn't shaken the goose feather fan behind her and instigated her? What else? Wear crystal glasses? Shiny? Terbium: After grinding or rubbing, an object will emit bright light. Yang Daqun's Five or Seven Chapters of Kanto Legend: What did you do? Does Bajie wear crystal glasses? Shining. ?
Standing on the cliff and looking at the ravine? Clear: a large bamboo forest in the mountains. See the truth of things clearly. Chen Zhuguo's "Spring of the Bitter Man" VIII:? Stop it! I just told IDA. Your kindness, we are standing on the cliff to see the ditch clearly. ?
Paper lanterns? Bright in the belly means bright in the paper lantern. When used, it means that people are very clear and understand. Tran Dang Khoa's The Red Dragon and Feng Dan A Nine:? Nobody in the village knows about you and me. Who doesn't? Even Guo Song is a potbellied paper lantern. ? What else? Paper lanterns? Bright in the belly? Rural "yellow hair girl" 8:? Everyone says that etiquette and training are used to manage the accounts of the forestry team. It was a paper lantern with a bright belly. There was a number of people, and everyone didn't count it. ? Cowhide lanterns? Bright in the belly? Jing yuan et al., Biography of Heroes of New Children, 7 sections and 4:? Zhang Jinlong rolled their eyes and said? What does he want from me? Double happiness said:? Huh? Cowhide lanterns shine in the belly? Don't you understand cowhide lanterns? There is no light outside, but it is very bright inside. Liu Qing's entrepreneurial history: Chapter 2:? Shengbao felt infinite emotion in his heart: his partner is a cowhide lantern, with no light outside and bright inside! ? ;
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