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Why did the ancient emperors worship Mount Tai?

Since ancient times, the emperors of China have worshipped Mount Tai! But not every son of heaven can do this. Without any credit, no son of heaven dares to worship Mount Tai at will! What is the worship of Zen? Why does everyone worship Mount Tai? Seal it as a sacrifice to heaven, a sacrifice to Zen, and a sacrifice to Liuhe. The predecessors thought that Mount Tai was the flattest, named the first mountain in the world, and it was the closest place to the sky, so emperors of all dynasties came here to meditate. In modern times, as long as there are troubled times or good luck, the son of heaven can worship Zen.

Qin Shihuang was the first son of heaven in China's history books. He identified with the six countries, ended hundreds of years of chaos and adapted to the needs of the times. At the same time, Qin Shihuang thought that his contribution exceeded that of any previous emperor and decided to worship in Mount Tai to show his great contribution. In 2 19 BC, after full preparation, Qin Shihuang sealed Mount Tai to worship Liuhe, and achieved his goal. Judging from his contribution, he is qualified to worship Mount Tai!

At the beginning of the establishment of the Western Han Dynasty, the country was destitute, the border problem was serious, and it was frequently humiliated by the Xiongnu, so it had to be reconciled. At present, through the diligence of the two emperors, the strength of the Han Dynasty has been greatly enhanced. On this basis, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty promoted the prosperity of the Western Han Dynasty, made the country rich and strong, defeated the Xiongnu, and completed the shameful history books of the Western Han Dynasty. Therefore, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty thought that his contribution could worship Mount Tai. In 65438 BC+065438 BC+00 BC, he conducted a retreat ceremony, and the vanity of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was greatly satisfied.

Liu Xiu is Liu Bang's ninth grandson. By his generation, he has been fascinated by cloth. Through my diligence, I established the Eastern Han Dynasty. After the establishment of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Liu Xiu worked hard to govern the country. Light realization? "Often twill? What happened? Terrier? Losing a Japanese star? Stop? Fight? Sinners and so on. After his rectification, the country stepped on the right track and reappeared the prosperity phenomenon in the Western Han Dynasty, which was called "Guangxu Zhongxing". In 56 AD, Liu Xiu led the ministers to worship Mount Tai to show the divine right of the monarch and advocate my proper position.

Tang Gaozong is a king who keeps his promise. During his reign, he continued the policy of Zhenguan Dynasty, and the country showed a prosperous scene. Moreover, Tang Gaozong is also very happy to defeat the East Asian "little overlord" North Korea, which was overrun by four emperors in Sui and Tang Dynasties. At that time, Wu Zetian asked Tiger to make a letter to meditate on Mount Tai, and I was promoted accordingly. In 665 AD, Tang Gaozong took Wu Zetian to meditate on Mount Tai, which became a show for Wu Zetian to make money for renovation.

Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was a controversial son of heaven. He pushed the Tang Dynasty to its peak and pushed it down the abyss. In the late Tang Xuanzong, the territory reached the highest level in the Tang Dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty reached its most prosperous period. Tang Xuanzong, who was overjoyed, thought he could worship Mount Tai to promote his literary martial arts. In 726 AD, he also visited Mount Tai. I'm afraid this Taishan meditation is also the beginning of Tang Xuanzong's fall!

The last few people worshipped Mount Tai, but they still had merits. The above is a farce. Song Zhenzong, the third son of heaven in Song Dynasty, was timid and didn't achieve much. The only thing he can remember is that he signed the shameful "Yuanmeng" when he was defeated. But Song Zhenzong should not be ashamed. He thinks that the war is finally over and there is no need to fight any more. He is very happy inside. Just when he was happy, someone told him that this was an alliance at the gates and a shame!

At present, Song Zhenzong will be in high spirits all day. The flattering minister saw the current situation, so he gave Song Zhenzong an opinion. He said it would be a shame to practice meditation now. But Song Zhenzong has neither merits nor blessings, so what can he do to worship Zen? Hey? Flattering the minister will create a bad opinion! He asked Song Zhenzong to invent a "heavenly book" as a reward to produce the so-called heavenly blessing. As soon as Song Zhenzong saw the feasibility, he followed suit and performed a grand and expensive meditation ceremony to seal Mount Tai. Ridiculous and outrageous, shameless, just a mediocre gentleman!

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