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I hate this composition, 760 words Lele class.
Teacher Ouyang is simply one of the "witches" in China history. The former PE teacher let us move freely and do whatever we want. But since Mr Ouyang came to teach us physical education class, everything has changed a lot. The activity turned into running, at least two laps. If the team is not good, we will keep running until she is satisfied.
"attention!" We immediately lined up and waited for the teacher to give us instructions. "Jogging for two laps, girls in front, boys in the back, start walking." The girl ran slowly in front, and Xiao Deng and I took the lead. Who knows, senior students suddenly broke into our team, a girl was knocked down, and the scene was in chaos. The girls didn't want to continue running, so they all came to help her and accompanied her to the infirmary. The boys ignored them and continued running. After two laps, the teacher only saw the boys, and the girls disappeared. Teacher Ouyang, like an angry lion, made a "lion roar", which scared us girls out. Everyone lined up, waiting for the teacher's "saliva shell" to arrive.
A "critical meeting" is over. As expected, Mr. Ouyang asked the girls to run again, and the boys moved freely. "ah! The teacher is unfair. Why should we run? ! "The girls complained loudly, while the boys stood by snickering and muttering," Just do it yourself. " The girls are ashamed. At that time, the girls "dominated" the whole classroom, which was quite prestigious. The teachers loved us more, but now … alas, where is the face!
Everyone had to bite the bullet and keep running, while shameless boys watched jokes and "cheered" for us from time to time. There is an inexplicable anger burning in my heart. At first, everyone lined up neatly, but it didn't take long. Xiao Deng and I are tall and have long legs. Naturally, we have taken a bigger step than our short classmates behind us. Gradually, the back can't run, and the good team becomes a snake, crooked. I am in a hurry. what can I do? This will definitely be criticized by the teacher again, but slowing down is like walking. We will weigh the left and right and decide to slow down and wait for the students behind us.
Two laps came down again, and we were running and walking. Teacher Ouyang thinks we are lazy and can't tell the difference between walking and running. Let's keep running. No matter how we explain it, it's in vain. The teacher didn't even listen. In desperation, everyone had to continue. My legs are like lead, and every step becomes so heavy that it seems that I can't lift them when I step on the ground. "This is the same root, why are you rushing to speculate with each other?" As a girl, how can Teacher Ouyang be so rude?
On the huge playground, only the girls in our class are running hard, and my stomach is already growling with hunger. I had an illusion before my eyes: today's meals are all our favorite. They walked to our mouth with neat steps, but just as they were about to enter my mouth, everything disappeared and there was still an empty playground in front of me. Why are dreams always beautiful and reality always cruel? The boys have returned to work, and we are running slowly alone. I really don't know when it will end.
Finally, the teacher was merciful and let's gather. Also loudly reprimanded: "Go back and think about why I let you run again." Everyone was silent. Back in the classroom, I thought about it carefully, and suddenly realized that this is training our endurance and perseverance, just like the special forces training in TV series, we can't live without rules. Without good discipline, there will be no good grades.
Although I understand the teacher's good intentions, I still hate this section of physical education class.
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