Continue to recommend jokes to me ~ ~ ~

1. I skipped a horrible group dance when I was in college, and I needed violent actions such as squatting quickly and lifting my legs high. Everyone can't practice for a few days. They are all green, and some leg muscles are still strained. I was seriously injured. In the afternoon, I went to class. On the third floor, I couldn't lift a leg at all, so I went up hard and simply sent that leg up. Walking, I heard a girl at the back say to her boyfriend, "Schools in big cities are more formal. In our hometown, people with polio can't go to school at all. " I feel dizzy ...

2. Check the dormitory for illegal electrical appliances. Poor two of my friends were scared out of their wits. One of them quickly put away the electric stove and hid in the mosquito net, and the other got in with the hot milk cooked on the stove ... The inspector pushed the door in, turned on the light and was about to leave. Suddenly, one of the brothers in the mosquito net was scalded by the milk cup, knocked it over at once, and let out a terrible scream ... The teacher in the housing management department was shocked and pulled open the mosquito net to take a closer look: two boys.

3. A topic requires connecting the following four sentences with related words: 1) Sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed; 2) Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously; 3) Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages; 4) Sister Zhang Haidi studies acupuncture. The correct answer should be: "Sister Zhang Haidi, although paralyzed, studied hard and learned not only many foreign languages, but also acupuncture. As a result, one child wrote: Sister Zhang Haidi was paralyzed despite her tenacious study of acupuncture and many foreign languages. I found a more fierce child writing: Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed!

When I was in high school, a buddy in my class was born at the age of 198 1. He is very old ... here's what happened when he took the bus: in his sophomore year, this guy took the bus to school. Because of the long journey, when he was bored, a 35-year-old man next door chatted with him. The man opened his mouth and said, This buddy may have been treated like this many times, and he is not very surprised. His answer was quite calm: "Three Middle Schools". The man's second sentence: "Oh, went to see the children?" It is difficult for children to go to school ... "The buddy's face twitched and he didn't say anything. The third sentence: "eldest brother, what grade is your child?" "That buddy was really annoyed and didn't explain, so he slipped a sentence:" Senior one "At this time, the classic appeared. The man stared at his buddy in surprise for ten seconds, and then said, "Brother, you got married very late! " "

I went to the canteen to pack my luggage, but there was something wrong with the punch card machine. Draw down 25 yuan at a time, and the brother who sells steamed buns can't add it back for a long time. He said piteously, "Nothing, I remember you, and I will come here often in the future until I run out of extra money." I have to agree. Poor me, I ate steamed buns for a semester, and Brother Steamed Bun still owes me 2.3 yuan ... The most exasperating thing is that I haven't found a girlfriend after four years in college! ! ! Until graduation, one day I was walking on the campus tree-lined road, listening to a group of girls pointing behind me and whispering, "Yes, that's him! ! Don't find such a boyfriend in the future, and go to the second canteen to eat steamed buns every day without paying! ! "

6. One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was extremely hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it As the conductor asked, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" " "

7. One day, my friend and I went out for a walk. When passing by the construction site, the slippers he was wearing walked very slowly. Suddenly, a kind migrant worker stopped him and said, "It's time to eat."

8. One day, the unit canteen opened the water. Accidentally, the water splashed on my hand, and a MM behind me took my hand and asked with concern, "Did you burn your hand?" Although it hurts, in order to show my manhood, I just bite my teeth and say, "Nothing, nothing." Pretend nothing happened. MM suddenly turned to the people waiting in line behind her and said, "Go home, the water didn't boil today."

I really hope I can be happy with you _