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Brother and sister-in-law joke

27-year-old Jun Hong met with a great difficulty. His parents forced him to marry his sister-in-law. He fled to Shenzhen to look for a job, but he couldn't find a job and ran out of money. I'm afraid he has to go home ...

His parents forced him to marry his sister-in-law.

Jun Hong's hometown is a remote village in the south of Jiangxi. There are two brothers, an elder sister and a younger sister at home. My sister and I are both married, but I'm still not married because my family is poor. My brother is two years older than him. He bought an old medium-sized bus for transportation in his hometown, and Jun Hong followed him. Eldest sister-in-law got married four years ago and gave birth to two children. Sister-in-law Xiaozhen is actually two years younger than him and is a girl from a neighboring village.

Originally, the family life was very good, but the relationship between Jun Hong and his brother was even more meaningless. My brother was also stabbed twice for fighting with others. Jun Hong also has great respect for her sister-in-law. Although she is always called by her first name, she dare not joke casually.

When I was in Spring Festival travel rush this year, an unfortunate thing happened at home. My brother had an accident while driving. A big truck hit an old bus, and so did my brother. Later, the traffic police department ruled that the truck driver was fully responsible and lost more than 230,000 yuan.

People can't be resurrected when they are dead, but the living still have a lot to do. Sister-in-law's feelings are good My brother died, and my sister-in-law suffered a great blow, but life went on, not to mention two children. After receiving the compensation, her sister-in-law felt much better, but her parents were in a bad mood.

You know, 230 thousand is a huge sum of money in their hometown, and they can't earn so much money all their lives. Sister-in-law has never expressed her position on how to distribute this compensation. Although her parents asked politely, her sister-in-law only said that the money was in the bank and would be used for her children's study in the future.

Parents don't ask much. For a while, my sister-in-law went back to her hometown with two children. My parents were really worried this time. They finally figured out a way for Jun Hong to marry his sister-in-law. Parents didn't tell Jun Hong first, but told Xiaozhen first. At first, Xiaozhen disagreed. She thought it was too unacceptable. Her parents reasoned with her and asked her if she thought Jun Hong was not good enough for her. Xiaozhen shook her head and said that she didn't mean it.

"You are still young, you must remarry. As parents, we can't object, but what about two children? If you marry in a foreign country, people may not be good to your children, so you will not be happy as a mother. " Parents advised Xiaozhen to think again.

After several talks, Xiaozhen finally agreed and felt that her parents were right. If she marries Jun Hong, although people may have some opinions, it will be nothing for a long time. The most important thing is that it will benefit both children. Jun Hong is their uncle, and she will certainly be kind to them. Don't worry about it. Her life can go on as if nothing had happened.

After my sister-in-law agreed, my parents found Jun Hong and told her about it. Hearing this, Jun Hong shook his head and said he wouldn't do such a thing even if he was killed.

"You married a sister-in-law, so help your brother, your brother won't blame you, two children later also don't have to suffer with others. 」

Jun Hong thinks this statement is reasonable, but he still can't accept it.

"You are belonging to. Let's not talk about it. Now your sister-in-law has that large sum of money. If she really gets married in the future, isn't that money to be taken away? Then your brother died in vain. " Jun Hong thinks this is reasonable, but they can't take the money away. Parents said, you know the ins and outs of the family, you don't have any money. You haven't got a wife at your age. You see, if you marry your sister-in-law, you don't have to spend a penny at home, and the money is still at home. This is a good thing.

After a while. ......

Parents think they can persuade Jun Hong, but Jun Hong still can't accept it. His parents were angry with him. They were very angry. They were hard and soft, but Jun Hong just shook his head. Parents say that since your sister-in-law has agreed to this matter, you can do it yourself, or you can do it yourself.

Later, my parents asked Xiaozhen to talk to him again ... "Do you look down on me?" Xiaozhen's eyes are full of tears. Jun Hong shook his head again and again and said, "How dare you? You are my sister-in-law. " "Are you afraid of others gossiping?" Jun Hong remained silent.

Xiaozhen said: "I was worried at first, but if you don't dislike it, marrying you is the best result." "Jun Hong thinks they are reasonable, but he still can't accept them. Later, his parents thought of another trick, locking him and Xiaozhen in a room.

Those two days were really like years for him, and my sister-in-law felt embarrassed, but obviously she agreed to do so. They talked a few words about a building and what was not built. Many of them talked about their brothers and children, and both of them cried.

"I know you are embarrassed. I've thought about it many times, and I always think it's safest to stay in this house. Xiaozhen said.

"Your brother won't blame you. He knows that we will be very happy like this. " Jun Hong said, what you said is reasonable, and I understand it, but it's hard to accept at the moment.

At night, he let his sister-in-law sleep in the bed and lay on the ground by herself, unable to sleep a wink all night. He also had many fantasies about his marriage, but he never thought that his future bride would be his sister-in-law. How is that possible?

The next day, her parents didn't let them out. Xiaozhen may have been wronged and cried red, and then she threw herself in his arms and cried. Jun Hong, 27, is the first time to have such close contact with women. Although he didn't dare to touch the man at all, he still felt an irresistible impulse.

They were relieved when their parents let them out. Jun Hong is like carrying a stone. Although his parents locked him in his sister-in-law's room a few days later, he never expected anything more. Jun Hong told Jane that he wanted to go out to work and think about it. Xiaozhen agreed and gave him 1000 yuan, so he came to Shenzhen.

Jun Hong told reporters that he might go home tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. He knows that the first thing to do after returning to China is to marry his sister-in-law. He really doesn't know what to do.

From a certain point of view, it is not necessarily a bad thing for Jun Hong to marry his sister-in-law; But on the other hand, it may be hard to accept. Maybe sometimes individuals have to make some sacrifices, maybe everyone has to work hard to achieve their own happiness, and sometimes there will be some contradictions, which will not go against their own will and moral conscience, and the result may not be far away. In addition, the property issue is actually clearly stipulated by the law. Jun Hong can explain this clearly to his parents, and it will be easier to put aside the issue of money.

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