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Super Funny Jingle Encyclopedia _ Classic Funny Jingle Encyclopedia

Phrase is a word that can always be easily remembered; Always so easy to pour out; It's always interesting, but full of life interest. I have arranged super funny jingles for you to learn.

Super funny jingle 1) Female powder grabs female powder, and female powder grabs female powder.

2) The pink lady tore the pink dress of the pink lady, and the pink lady tore the pink dress of the pink lady.

3) The Dragon Boat Festival in May is Duanyang Day, and Xu Xian, the white snake, doesn't arrive.

4) On July 7th, it is said that the Milky Way is matched, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl exchange tears.

5) On August 15 in Yun Zheyue, Chang 'e became sad in the middle of the month.

Classic funny jingle 1) I accidentally tripped over the lame man, scattered the lame man's eggplant, smashed the lame man's plate, and the lame man picked it up.

2) A drunken old man came from the north with a tobacco pouch in his waist to buy lame eggplant. The lame man was not sold to the drunken old man. In a rage, he grabbed the lame eggplant, picked up the pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give eggplant to the lame, but picked up a tobacco pouch. He didn't know that the old man's tobacco pouch hit the lame man's eggplant, and he didn't know that the lame man was lost.

3) Out of the west of the city, the number of trees is uneven, 1234567, 765432 1, six cities, four, three, two, five, four, three, two, three, one, one. I counted a tree for half a day. A tree has seven branches, and the seven branches bear seven kinds of fruits, including betel nut, orange and orange. ?

4) Luo, Jing Dehei and Zhang Fei all have many beards.

5) The moon is round on the horizon, glasses are round in front of us, cookies are sold in round long streets, and both sides of the wheels are round.

6) Sesame blossoms higher and higher, cotton blossoms around the waist, vines bloom without anyone watching, and corn blooms.

7) Magpies wear blue and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, and Ai Lier wears linen bags.

8) One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black.

9) Buy an ebony stick for a cigarette bag and make it black at both ends.

10) Second sister caressed her eyebrows and hit her temples, and looked in the mirror for dark circles.

1 1) The word Sichuan is written on the pink wall, and three black lines are seen horizontally and vertically.

12) There are ivory tables and ebony legs on the kang.

13) Buy a chicken that doesn't lay eggs and keep it in a cage until it gets dark.

14) a good mule doesn't eat grass, so he pulls it into the street until it gets dark.

15) bought Xiao Lu without grinding, saddled him and rode (7) to (7) black.

16) Two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, and lost their sickles and blackened them.

17) Zi Yue's child is mentally abnormal. Try moxibustion until it gets dark.

18) The seller of melon seeds didn't pay attention, brushed a lot, and didn't take over the broom and dustpan. One by one, they found (Ten Roads) dark.

19) On the first day of the first month, two sisters went to buy lanterns. My sister's name is pink, and my second sister's name is pink.

20) The pink woman is wearing a pink coat, and the pink woman is wearing a pink coat. The pink woman is holding a bottle of pink wine, and the pink woman is holding a bottle of pink wine.

Funny jingle classic sentence 1) A horse worries for a thousand miles, and a mule worries for a lifetime.

2) Sheep grow beards from childhood, and cows make mistakes.

3) The dog's sorrow can't change its pure eating shit, and the pig's sorrow can't be separated from its stinking ditch.

4) A duck squashed its mouth, and a goose grew one on its head? Hey, son? Head.

5) Toads worry about pustules and scabs, and crabs worry about nets.

6) Clams are closed to the outside world, turtles are timid, fish can't walk without water, and shrimp can't shoot empty guns.

7) Say I swear, I swear, I will slip up whenever I have time.

8) Frozen for nine days. The following spring, there were six or nine heads. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there is the Dragon Lantern Festival and a pair of lions roll hydrangeas.

9) On March 3rd, the Empress Dowager gave a flat peach banquet, which caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and the monkey stole Xiantao again. Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants.

10) My family has a fat, white, eight-catty chicken that flies to the backyard of the Zhang family.

1 1) A fat and white dog in Zhang Jiayuan bit my fat and white chicken.

12) I lost my fat white chicken with his fat white dog.

13) A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplant, holding a plate in his hand and nailing a stake in the ground.

We have sixty-six hutongs, and there lives a sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu. There are sixty-six good buildings in his house, with sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil upstairs and sixty-six green pancakes.

15) Sixty-six big pompoms are embroidered on the silk, and sixty-six ebony shafts are nailed downstairs, and sixty-six big green cows are tied to the shafts.

16) There are sixty-six big horse monkeys squatting next to the cow.

Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu sat at the door gnawing at a bone.

A dog came to the south. This dog looks familiar. Looks like a big mother's head, big mother's eyes, big mother's ears, big mother's tail and big mother's poodle.

19) There is another dog in the north, this dog, hey! Looks familiar. It looks like two mothers' houses, two mothers' heads, two mothers' eyes, two mothers' ears, two mothers' tails and two mothers' poodles.

20) Two dogs fought over bones and became enemies.