Listening to you is like listening to a similar nonsense.

Listening to you is like listening to a similar nonsense. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

This potato looks like a potato.

It will be November after October.

The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

I'm fine when I'm not cooking.

6. People who have no partners should still be single.

7. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

8. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

9. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

10. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.

1 1. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

12. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit!

13. Who would have thought of his height when he stood up 180cm?

14. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

15. This tomato smells like a tomato.

16. Do you know that when you are reading this quotation, you are reading this quotation?

17. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

18. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

19. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

20. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

Listening to you is like listening to a similar nonsense. The first time I went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

23. Remember not to eat too much when you are too hungry, or you will be full.

24. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

27. If a person is killed, he will die.

28. Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago?

29. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

30. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

3 1. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

32. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.

33. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

34. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

There is love in heaven, and the right way on earth is the right way.

Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

37. It was alive before it died.

38. The whole work is good, but a little bad.

39. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

40. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

Listening to you is like listening to a person's humor and nonsense.

Listening to you is like listening to a humorous nonsense literature (I) 1. Listening to you is like listening to a sentence.

Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

3. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

You do everything well except work.

6. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

7. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

8. People can't stretch when they can't.

9. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

10. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

1 1. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

12. The last time I saw such silence was the last time.

13. You look like you are eating.

14. Remember not to eat too much when you are too hungry, or you will be very full.

15. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

16. If you don't know what to say, don't say it.

17. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

18. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty. It's a pity that it looks ugly to me, but it's so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a bit ugly on the whole, but the fly in the ointment is a bit ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

19.99% people don't know the correct skin care sequence, and only 1% people know the correct skin care sequence.

20. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

Listening to you is like listening to a humorous nonsense literature (2 1). If you are right, you should be right.

22. I was shocked when I first went to country X. I have never seen so many X people in any country.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

24. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?

25. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

26. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. To sum up, this is the situation now. Specifically, everyone saw it and had to say a few words. Maybe you don't quite understand what it means, but you don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

28. If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

29. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.

30. People who have no partners should still be single!

3 1. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

32. The last time I saw this sentence was the last time.

You look ill, as if you haven't recovered.

34. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a call.

Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago.

36. Ginger is still old.

37. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

38. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

39. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

40. 13 You are really beautiful, especially your eyes-there are two.

Listening to you is like listening to a humorous nonsense literature (3) 4 1. I woke up and found that I woke up.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

44. Women like beauty.

45. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

47. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

48. People are really unhappy when they are unhappy.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

50. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.

5 1. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

52. Every time you turn on your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

53. The job is good, but it's a little bad, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's relatively bad, but the whole thing is good, but the disadvantage is that it's a little bad.

54. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.

55. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.

56. If you jump from the tenth floor, nothing should happen.

57. The milk I drink smells like milk.

58. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

59. I'll call you. I'll call you.

60. You smile as if you were laughing.

Bili Bili's screen-brushing nonsense quotations

Bitter quotations from rubbish literature (I) 1. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.

2. Every minute a person breathes, he will lose one minute of his life.

If you don't order, you can't order.

There is love in heaven, and the right way on earth is the right way.

As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

6. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

7. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

8. If you can see things, you are not blind.

9. You may not have a girlfriend until you find one.

10. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

1 1. Play in the game for 30 seconds, which is equivalent to half a minute in reality.

12. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

13. Tomorrow's weather forecast will know tomorrow's weather.

14. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

15. the law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.

16. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

17. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.

18. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

19. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

20. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

Bitter quotations from rubbish literature (2)1. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

22. If you say so, you can't say so.

23. Every day is the same as usual.

24. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

25. Is the deceased injured?

26. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

27. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

28. This is my father and I am his son.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

30. I will live to death.

3 1. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

33. Return a thousand Li to Jiangling in one day and 500 Li to Jiangling in half a day.

When you finish reading this sentence, it's over.

35. The crab was alive before it died.

When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

37. Is the deceased injured?

According to statistics, all children born out of wedlock are women.

39. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

Bitter quotations from rubbish literature (3) 4 1. People who have no date should still be single.

42. It should be alive before it dies.

43. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

44. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

45. The young man's face value is really good, his temperament is outstanding, and he is very charming, especially his eyes, no more or less, just two.

46. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.

47. If what you say is right, it should be right.

48. I read it for nothing; If you don't read it, you will read it for nothing.

49. If nothing happens, it should be an accident.

50. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

5 1. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

It is shocking that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

54. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

55. I am calm except when I am not.

56. If you look white, you won't be black.

57.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

58. You can only win, not win.

59. For a threesome, there must be three.

60. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you become a real dreamer.

He laughed at the literary quotations selected from Tik Tok's serious nonsense.

Tik Tok's serious nonsense literary quotations (1) All women like beauty.

2. Even if the heavenly king Lao Zi comes, it will be the heavenly king Lao Zi.

Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

6. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

This is my father, and I am his son.

9. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

10. Do you know that people need to breathe when they are alive?

1 1. I found myself very heavy after eating, so I weighed myself when I was full.

12. I woke up and found that I woke up.

13. 1 1 What you said, regardless of the content, I quite agree.

14. Remember not to eat too much when you are too hungry, or you will be very full.

15. As far as I know, I don't know anything.

16. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

17. Morning earthquake! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

18. If you say so, you can't say so.

19. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

20. You can only win, not win.

Tik Tok's serious nonsense literary quotations 2 2 1. Do you know that you can walk with one step on your left leg and one step on your right leg?

22. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.

23. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

24. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

25. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

27. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

28. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

29. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

3 1. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

32. When you are free, you are free.

33. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

I'll make a long story short, but it's a long story

You must be reading this article when you see it.

When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

37. You are really good-looking, especially your eyes. There are two, no more, no less.

38. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

39. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

40. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

Very funny nonsense, very literary sentences.

Very funny nonsense literary sentence (1) 1. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water.

2. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

I agree with your speech very much, no matter what the content is.

As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

5. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

6. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

7. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

8. What can I say? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

9. I want to talk when you say this.

10. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave is pushed by the back wave.

1 1. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

12. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

13. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

14. Recalling yesterday is like yesterday.

15. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

16. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

17. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

18. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

19. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

Very funny nonsense literary sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. When you have heard this, you will have heard it.

22. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

23. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

24. Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

25. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

26. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

27. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

28. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

29. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

30.congratulations! I congratulate you!

3 1. I was awake before falling asleep.

32. I have been back for half my life.

Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

35. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

36. I can fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

39. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

40. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

Very funny nonsense literary sentence (article 3) 4 1. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

43. November will come after October.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

45. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

46.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

47. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

48. There is love in heaven, and the right path on earth is the right path.

49. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

50. People can't stretch when they can't.

5 1. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

You waste as much time as you read these words.

53. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

54. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

55. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

56. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

57. After you click like, you will find that I like another one.

58. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

59. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

60. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

If you want to mobilize the atmosphere, you have to talk nonsense.

Necessary nonsense literary quotations to mobilize the atmosphere (Part I) 1. You see how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, no more, no less and only two.

2. Minors1under 8 years old.

I want to talk when you say that.

4. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

Everyone who is awake now should still be awake.

6. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

7. Think back to yesterday, just like yesterday.

8. The last time I saw this video was the last time.

9. Neighbors in the same community, their children started to attend the sixth grade class in the sixth grade. My child is in the third grade and is still in the third grade.

10. I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

1 1. That's the case. It depends on the situation.

12. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

13. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

14. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to eating 20 bowls of rice.

15. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

16. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water.

17. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

18. If you look white, it's not black.

19. You are alive but not dead.

20. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

Necessary nonsense literary quotations to mobilize the atmosphere (part two) 2 1. But if your sentence is reasonable, it is not unreasonable.

22. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

24. When blood collapses, there is not a snowflake that does not collapse.

25. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

26. Return a thousand Li to Jiangling in one day and 500 Li to Jiangling in half a day.

27. You may not have a girlfriend until you find one.

28. If there is love in heaven, the right path on earth is the right path.

29. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

30. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

3 1. The young man's face value is really good, and his temperament is outstanding and charming, especially his eyes, no more or less, just two.

32. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

33. If you jump from the tenth floor, nothing should happen.

34.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

36. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

38. When you are free, you are free.

39. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

40. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.

He will go to prison for ten years, and he can't get out for ten years.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

43. If what you say is right, it should be right.

44. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

45. Hello, everyone. As you can see, I am a living person.

46. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

47. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

48. The video is quite short, but a little long.

49. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

50. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

5 1. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

52. Before it dies, it should be alive.

53. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

54. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

55. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

56. You have been back for half your life.

57. If I guess right, I must guess right.

58. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

59. This potato looks like a potato.

60. For a threesome, there must be three.