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Tian Zheng is sitting in the office kiln of Bai Mingchuan, director of the commune, drinking tea and listening to Mingchuan talking to volunteers.
The meeting of
Ordinary world Chapter 15
Tian Zheng is sitting in the office kiln of Bai Mingchuan, director of the commune, drinking tea and listening to Mingchuan talking to volunteers.
The meeting of
Tian Zheng is sitting in the office kiln of Bai Mingchuan, director of the commune, drinking tea and listening to Mingchuan talking to volunteers.
The meeting of the secretary of the brigade convened by the commune ended in the morning, and the secretaries of other villages all returned to their villages after lunch. Tang Fu is not busy walking-their village is close to the commune. He has a bicycle and is going downhill. He returned to Shuangshui village for half an hour without blowing off dust. Mingchuan and Zhigong are talking about the "tigress" in Niujiagou. He can't interrupt, so he is listening to them.
Ah, judging from what the two directors said, things are still serious! The "tigress" in Niujiagou is bleeding badly now, and has been brought back, and is being rescued in the commune hospital!
Now Director Bai and Director Xu have quarreled. Tian felt a little nervous. If two commune directors really quarrel, he will get up and stop the fight between the two sides. But people are actually arguing about work. How can he persuade people not to argue?
He took a cigarette out of his pocket and didn't light it. He bowed his head and put his nose up to smell it. There is something wrong with Tian's trachea, and even breathing is a little difficult, so he dare not smoke too much. He used to be an "old chimney", but now he can't help it anymore, so he takes out his smoke and smells it. Only when I was desperate did I order one-the only enjoyment I got was coughing for a long time. He often has cigarettes on him, which is not lower than the average, but he seldom smokes, and most of them are smoked by others.
Tian saw that the two directors were getting more and more wrong, so he stood up smartly and took out two "Daqianmen" cigarettes and said, "Director Bai, Director Xu, smoke."
The two directors had to temporarily stop the war of words and took the cigarettes handed over by Tian. Tang Fu soon lit them with a lighter.
Bai Mingchuan stood on the steps and smoked two cigarettes. Then he said to Xu Zhigong, who was sitting in a chair, "We are not saying that we will not engage in class struggle, but we must be steady and accurate. This woman in Niujiagou was confiscated a pepper tree by the team and scolded the secretary of the brigade. It's ok to go to the construction site for education, but it can't hurt your health! Such a heavy job, not to mention a woman, is enough for future generations! It's bleeding badly now. What if it dies? Enough to die? What should I tell my family? "
Xu Zhigong seems to want to ignore Bai Mingchuan now, but he is not convinced by his words. He sat in a chair with his head tilted to one side and his face was a cigarette.
Bai Mingchuan is actually two years younger than Xu Zhigong, but he looks older than Xu Zhigong. He is fat and strong, with big eyes and phosgene. His face is surrounded by black hawthorn and his hair is on it. Dressed in dirty and greasy clothes and a polished old sheepskin coat, he looks like a mountain chef or a car driver.
Zi Mingchuan/KLOC-0 graduated from high school in 1966 and returned to work at the end of 1969. In 70, the county armed forces department recruited a group of armed professionals, and he was recruited to work in Chengguan Commune. When organizing a commune militia winter training that winter, a militia did not throw a pulled Grenade in front, but slipped into the crowd behind. The armed forces are quick to respond. They picked up the smoking Grenade and threw it out, thus avoiding a catastrophe. To this end, not only the provincial military region, but also the Lanzhou Military Region issued a circular praising him. The following year, he was promoted to deputy director of Chengguan Commune. The year before last, he was transferred to Shijiejie Commune as the team leader. Mingchuan was an excellent student in middle school and could write some poems. Young as he is, he is not young. Of course, the tasks assigned above should be actively completed like Xu Zhigong. But his practice is different from that of Xu Zhigong. Because he is a farmer's son, he often feels indignant at the practice of hurting farmers too much. As long as he can resist, he will try his best to resist. Zhigong, on the other hand, often likes to use some overweight methods. Governance may be for the sake of doing a good job, but some practices are too outrageous ... "... For example, the height of Gaojiawan only accounts for more than two crops in the team when plowing the private plots. Correct it, give the production team a check, and pull it to reeducation through labor ... "
"Two China is actually a matter of route! Chairman Mao said that the serious problem is to educate farmers! " Xu Zhigong turned his head to refute Bai Mingchuan.
"Chairman Mao said this. However, Chairman Mao said that we should' re-educate farmers through labor' without moving! "
"This is not my invention! This is director Feng Shikuan's policy in the county. You don't think Director Feng is right. Go to the top and ask for another instruction. I, Xu Zhigong, will do it! " "Alas ..." Bai Mingchuan also have nothing to say. After a while, he said with a little pain, "It's better to be slow and steady. Do you remember? When we went to the village of Gaojiawan, rice cakes were delivered to Liang Ting's house. They were almost destroyed then. In order to entertain the two of us, we ran out and borrowed half a liter of white flour from our neighbors ... How dare you drag people to the construction site for reeducation through labor because of a few things ... "
Xu Zhigong wanted to laugh at Bai Mingchuan's poor words and said, "Is it because a meal is not even revolutionary principles?" "It's smoking!" Tian took out two more cigarettes and said to two quarreling superiors, "Pick them up!" "
At this moment, I heard someone knocking at the door outside.
Bai Mingchuan, who was standing behind the door, opened it conveniently and then shouted, "Oh, it's Runye! When did you come back? Your father is here! " When Tian saw that it was his daughter, he quickly came over and asked him, "Did you come back by train?"
Runye said, "It's a bus."
When Xu Zhigong saw that this was Tang Fu's daughter, his face was unhappy. He put it aside for the time being. He smiled and said, "How do you know your father is in the commune?"
"I'm not looking for my dad, I'm looking for you and Uncle Bai." Run Ye said. "What is it?" Bai Mingchuan and Xu Zhigong asked almost at the same time.
Tian also don't know what his daughter is looking for commune leaders, a face of doubt stood by.
Runye then handed Bai Mingchuan her second dad's letter.
Bai Mingchuan opened the letter and saw that it read-Comrade Mingchuan and Comrade Volunteer:
Hello, guys.
According to the report, Wang Manyin, a member of Tanzi Village of your society, has been taken to the farmland infrastructure site of Shuangshui Village Commune for "reeducation through labor" for selling several packs of rat poison. If such a person has no other problems, I can seriously educate him and let him return to the team.
We also hope that you can handle similar problems with other personnel carefully, strictly implement the Party's consistent policies, and never act at will. This is my personal opinion, please consider it yourself.
I am here to convey
Salute!
Tian fujun
After reading the letter, Bai Mingchuan gave it to Xu Zhigong. Xu Zhigong also finished the letter quickly. Two people at that time all don't talk, each smoking a cigarette. On the other hand, Tian did not know the inside story and secretly asked his daughter, "What is it?" Runye said to his father, "My second dad wrote to let Orchid's son-in-law go."
"How did your second dad know about this?" Tian asked her daughter sensitively. "I don't know. Probably someone in Tanzi Village reflected. " Lovely Runye lied to his father.
"So that's why you came back?"
"no! Our school asked me to go to Shijie Street Primary School to get textbooks, and my second dad asked me to bring this letter by the way. " Runye continued to lie to his father. At this time, Bai Mingchuan, who was silent for a while, asked Xu Zhigong, "What do you think?" Xu Zhigong immediately said, "There is nothing to say! Let Wang Manyin return to the team? "
"Where are the others?" Mingchuan asked him again.
"NiuJiaGou that woman's illness cured, also let go. As for the others, you can't let them all go, can you? I have nothing to do with Xu Zhigong. You are the first. It's up to you! " Xu Zhigong kicked the ball to Bai Mingchuan.
Bai Mingchuan thought for a moment and had to say, "Let's do as you say first. You are in charge of the fight for farmland infrastructure. Some questions will be studied after they are finished! "
Bai Mingchuan picked up the phone and asked the operator to put him through to the commune hospital. "... hey, what about that woman in Niujiagou now? The bleeding stopped? Ok ... Director Xu and I will come in a minute! "He put down the receiver and said to Xu Zhigong," The bleeding has stopped! "
Xu Zhigong seemed relieved and said, "Then let's go and have a look!" Runye immediately said to them: "I will go back to the county seat later. Can you block a car for me? " The shuttle bus from Mijia Town to our county has passed. ""aren't you going home? Why don't you go home for one night and leave tomorrow morning! Your mother often says that you are not coming back! " Said to his daughter Tian.
"There is a class tomorrow morning, and I have to go back today."
"In that case, you'd better go back to the city. You can't miss your work. " When Tian heard that this was the case, he stopped persuading his daughter to go home.
Xu Zhigong said, "Alas, Director Bai and I don't know much about this passing driver. It seems that people in the street commissary can only be blocked. "
"That is. The driver passed by to eat in the canteen, and most chefs knew him ... Well, Zhigong, you simply go to the canteen to find someone to block Runye's car and let me go to the hospital! " Bai Mingchuan said.
"That's good!" Xu Zhigong would rather block the car for Runye than go to the hospital to see the "tigress". He knew that she hated him.
After Bai Mingchuan went to the hospital, Xu Zhigong took Tian's father and daughter out of the commune. When they came to the street, Xu Zhigong said to them, "You wait across the street first, and I'll go to the backstreet canteen to find someone!" " "
Tian pushes a bicycle with black velvet on the beam, and her daughter walks across the small bridge on the Dongla River in the street to the opposite side of the road.
Tang Fu once again asked her daughter suspiciously, "How did your second dad know about the orchid son-in-law?"
"oh! I told you, I don't know about it! " Runye said impatiently to his father.
Tian had to stop asking about it. After a while, he suddenly reminded his daughter: "You haven't gone to Shijie Street Primary School to get the textbook yet!" "
"I took it before I came to the commune, and it was in my bag ..." "Oh, yes. I dare not miss your business. " Tang Fu said to her daughter with concern.
At this time, Xu Zhigong led the fat burner in the canteen of Shijie Festival to the highway. Fat stove confidently said to three people, "Don't be afraid! Don't brag, don't let me block a car, I can block ten cars! Which driver on this road has never touched my light! "
"You haven't touched the driver on this road!" Xu Zhigong said. Runye and her father are amused.
The fat burner really didn't blow, and the first car from Mijia Town was blocked by him.
This is a van. A few people looked at Runye sitting on the empty seat in the driving building.
After seeing Runye off, Burning Fat said that he was very busy and went to the edge of Shijie.
Tian Tang Fu pushed his bicycle and asked Xu Zhigong, "Are you going to our village today?"
Xu Zhigong said to him, "There are some things in the commune. I won't go to Shuangshui Village today. Go back and send a message to Gao Hu and Yu Ting and ask them to let Wang Manyin go. "
"This thing? Then you can rest assured! I will definitely pass on your words! " Tian bid farewell to Director Xu, rode on his black velvet "forever" bicycle, got up and returned to Shuangshui Village.
Tang Fu rode his bike all the way, thinking about many things in his mind. He is wearing an old uniform, and his tall body is a little thin. On a thin face, there are some beards that are not so thick. Because of morbid pallor, they look dark and dense. In fact, his illness is not serious except for some problems with his trachea. Just because I haven't had physical labor for many years, my body is a little thin.
But he's not idle all day! He is also a busy man, holding meetings, thinking, planning and directing, making various representations for the brigade and striving for various interests. Among dozens of brigade leaders in Shijie Festival, he is undoubtedly the most prestigious. No matter how many times the commune leader has changed, he can keep a warm relationship with these * * *. This is really a skill. People in Shuangshui Village, although they all have opinions about him more or less, most people think that the secretary can only be this guy. Tian certainly doesn't give up his own interests at all, but if he fights for the interests between villages, he will fight to the death for Shuangshui Village. Generally speaking, no other team can compete with Tian. Is the stone GeJie commune * * *, as long as the field to double water village, generally want to make him satisfied. Therefore, over the years, no matter how things change, Tian's leading position in Shuangshui Village has not changed. Even most people in the Kim family admit his authority ... Tian is riding a bicycle and running slowly on the road. Because it is downhill, he doesn't have to work too hard and can concentrate on other things.
He is now clearly aware that he has met several potential opponents in the village in recent years.
He first thought of the second team captain Kim. This guy has become the boss of Jinjiawan. Jin Junshan, deputy secretary, has lived for decades. Although he has never been single-minded to him, this man has no courage. When he was young, he didn't have many big waves. Now he is too old to argue with him. However, Jin is younger than him and Junshan, and he is also a member of the Party branch. From time to time twists and turns, can't pass him. Of course, we can't fight him head-on at the moment, but his main helper, Sun Yuting, stumbles one after another-this is actually to break his arm ... When Sun Yuting is mentioned, Tian immediately thinks of Yuting's nephew.
He didn't expect his incompetent grandson to raise such a formidable son. Although this young man is young now, he is not party member, but from the development point of view, he is even more disabled in the tournament! It is! Even a strongman like Kim respects this young man for three points!
This Ann grew up with him. When he was a child, he couldn't see how much promise Sun, a boy with a runny nose, would have when he grew up-he is now the most troublesome person in the village! He often thinks that if the young man can read this book, he must be an official. What bothers Shao An most is that many of his routines can't fool the young man. He has some clever tricks, and he can even coax gold, but he can't. What's more, this young man won't argue with you. He often makes things difficult for you. What excites him is that in recent years, a team has chosen a captain, and Shao An has passed it unanimously every year-this is about prestige! He is also a member of the same team. If everyone chooses Shao An, he will also choose, and he will also show his support! Of course, to be fair, people on the other side of the field can only let Shao An come to the town table. In previous years, the first team was never worse than the second team. Since Shao An became captain, food and bonuses have surpassed Jinjiawan every year. If you don't make him captain, who will? Of course, he can keep up with the light. In recent years, food and money have been much more than in previous years ... but anyway, this young man always makes him feel a little uncomfortable.
A few days ago, he had a meeting in the commune. I heard that Zhigong sent someone to drag Shao An's brother-in-law to Shuangshui Village for reeducation through labor. Hearing the news, he was a little happy. He knew it would make Sun's family a mess-worrying! I didn't expect to kill my brother halfway, which calmed the matter. Alas, this pays the army! There are too many things in charge ... Tian walked all the way, thinking: Now that this matter has subsided and Director Xu has let him go, he should show a high posture of "this is how things should be handled". He thanked Director Xu for letting him come back to convey this instruction that pleased the Sun family. He even thought that maybe his family would think that his field had done work for the commune, so that Wang Manyin could be released.
Now, Tian is carried by a bicycle wrapped in black velvet and has arrived in Tanzi Village.
He suddenly had a brainwave: Let me go up and tell Sister Shao An first to cheer her up.
He propped his bike on the roadside of jar village and went to Orchid's home. He knows who lives in jar village and where.
When he walked to the door of the orchid house, he found a lock hanging on the door.
Tian turned around in disappointment, grabbed his hands and returned to the highway.
He shook his head dissatisfied with himself. He should have thought that if Mann had an accident, orchids would definitely run to the door of Shuangshui Village. Besides, he is more dissatisfied with himself. His behavior seems to be to take credit for the Shao 'an family! Really, when did he learn fields so cheaply?
He even got on his bike with a little blush and hurried to Shuangshui Village.
At the head of Shuangshui Village, he jumped out of the car and shouted to the opposite farmland infrastructure site across the Dongla River: "Gao Hu! Yang Gaohu! Come here for a second! I have something to tell you! "
He didn't hear Gao Hu's answer, but he saw Sun Yuting turn down from the path across the river, waded across the Dongla River and came towards him.
Yuting crossed the river, walked from the slope to the highway and asked him, "Is the commune meeting over?"
He gave Yu Ting a word "hmm". He saw the jade pavilion still like that. There is a roll of study materials between the two buttons of the torn cotton-padded jacket, and two worn shoes are mended again and again. He wants to leave quickly, but in order to make do with wearing those shoes, his legs are twisted together and he can't come quickly. Tian was almost amused by the selenium embarrassment of this loyal assistant. He remembered that he still had some old shoes, so he gave them to Yu Ting directly! Sun Yuting got on the highway, walked up to him and said, "Gao Hu is not here. He went to Xianshan to shoot pheasants with a gun ... What happened? "
Tian said, "The commune has decided to let your nephew go in the jar village. Xu, director of the occupy, don't come back today, let me bring this to you ... "
Sun Yuting was very happy to hear that-it was only good for him. He looked at Tian adoringly and said, "This must be what you said in the commune!"
Tian Tang Fu noncommittally smiled and said, "Anyway, let Man Yin go back to the jar village. Gao Hu is not here, just talk about it in the past! " Sun Yuting hesitated for a moment and said, "You'd better tell Gao Hu in the evening and let him announce it. I am a distant relative of Man Yin. I announced this because I was afraid of bad political influence ... "
Tian was very satisfied with Comrade Ting's political shrewdness and said, "This is very good. I'll tell Gao Hu when it's finished. Anyway, today is almost over, so let Man Yin suffer for a while! "
When Tian finished, he pushed his bike home. Sun Yuting returned to the farmland infrastructure battle site according to the original road.
..... The next morning, Wang Manyin had dinner at the old father-in-law's house, and she and Orchid got up and went back to Tanzi Village with two dolls.
Wang Manyin is so tired that his bones seem to be scattered. A lock of hair was pulled on a sweaty forehead, and her four-year-old daughter's cat egg was in her hand, and she walked loosely. However, he was finally released, and his face was indescribably relaxed and happy. He walked all the way, humming a ditty that believed in heaven. Orchid hot chest holding two-year-old son's dog egg, followed by prodigal son, also smile.
On the way, the orchid said to the man with distress, "There are still six eggs at home, so I'll cook them when I get back!" " You and the cat egg dog egg one person two! "
Wang Manyin opened his mouth happily and sang two jokes-
Blue line (that) blue line, blue grid, gave birth to a blue flower, really love everyone!
In the grain (that) field, only sorghum is high, and the daughter of thirteen provinces is good at counting (that) orchids ... The orchids are flushed and ran over and patted Wang Manyin on the back of the head with her calluses. Wang Manyin's neck shrank, his eyes widened, and he cheekily stuck out his tongue-laughing the two children like ghosts. ...
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