Humorous speeches by parents at school banquets.

1, dear children and distinguished guests, today we held this grand graduation party, but I remember that when I went to school by myself, I only had a bowl of instant noodles to celebrate.

Seeing that you are so excited to go to school, I suddenly have the illusion that I am a child who just started school.

Dear children, you have successfully entered the university, and I have also successfully entered the training class using WeChat payment.

4. Seeing so many handsome guys at the school party, it suddenly occurred to me that when I was at school, the only handsome guy in my class was me besides me.

When I was at school, the biggest pressure my parents gave me was the exam results. At school, the biggest pressure for parents is to find a new address.

Dear parents, thank our children today, because they let us return to youth in an instant and wake up to the fact that our time waits for no one.

At this special moment, I want to tell the children that although you have entered higher education, you should study hard, because it is really not easy to work like me.

8. Son, I know it's not easy for you to go to school, but college life is not that easy. Are you ready for the challenge of staying up late and being tired?

Dear child, further education is not the end, but the beginning of our parents paying for your tuition again.

10, son, since you have received higher education, please don't give up the responsibility of supporting your parents in the future.