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Chasing female colleagues, what should I do?

Chasing female colleagues, what should I do? After reading these, it is a trick!

: Lesson One

Chasing a girl, of course, you must first know the girl's mobile phone number, and then you must have that meaning to her.

Send a message: I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?

Note: If the girl agrees, it will take some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, and don't go to the restaurant for the time being.

Lesson 2

Don't forget to send a short message when you get home from the date: Nice talking to you and looking forward to seeing you again. Good Night!

Let her know that you are a sweet person. You can send her an interesting message the next day. For example:

1. This is the panda's birthday. He was asked what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.

2. I am Yuanmou from Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love, let's walk upright.

Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Don't make dirty jokes!

Lesson 3

Girls are vain. You can send some messages like this at ordinary times:

1, I think what you are wearing today is very special and cute.

2. Seeing your beautiful skirt today will make my eyes fall.

Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4

I've been in contact for a while, and it's time for you to present your treasure. Please the girl you like with your short message.

1, (hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other stupidly, live stupidly, snuggle up and be silly together.

2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above.

4. (Issue weather forecast) Tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature1degree. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add another dress (XX, yourself).

Lesson Five

The advantage of texting is to say what you usually dare not say to your face. Even if she is sour, girls like sweet talk and care about others. But pay attention to the following matters:

1, the number is small, girls should not like the boys in their mother-in-law's house, are you tired of being around you all day?

2. Don't always send short messages copied online, but use your own thinking.

3, occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated SMS bombardments, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there.

4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first message a girl sends you is often complaining, such as I'm bored to death, I'm about to collapse, I'm depressed, and so on. Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls need success most, so encourage her quickly: in fact, the sky is blue, clouds will always disperse, in fact, the sea is not wide, this shore is even the other shore, in fact, tears are sweet. I want you when your heart wants it.

How do boys chase girls?

It's too easy for boys to chase girls. After reading this article, you will become an expert.

Don't say anything until it's ripe. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they propose to establish further relationships. Nine times out of ten, this will spoil the soup. The beauty of love is that you don't have to say anything. Clear, clear, but not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out and talk to you alone, indicating that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes you can't even say it yourself, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away. Look around at the love that died before it started. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the temperature.

Put your fist away for a better attack. What if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the dirty eyes of girls and the mocking eyes of peers. Why don't you stop and take a break? This not only protects your dignity, but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits a wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. This is usually difficult to do.

Don't be too explicit and learn to care about her silently. Treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you get her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.

Don't enter unless absolutely necessary. A boy who always runs to the girls' dormitory will not attract girls too much affection. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there all the time, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit.

Strategic contempt ... tactical value ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal heart, and don't have a burden, you'd better suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she casually says. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, the first conversation should pay attention to discretion, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. It's not good to go straight to the point! Girls should be wary of you like wolves.

Might as well kiss up less. You praised her for her beauty. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 700th person to praise her beauty, and the person who impressed her most is probably the first person to praise her like this. If she is plain-looking, there is no telling what will happen if you praise her like this. If she finds out you're not sincere, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Before catching up with her, you didn't master the performance of the temperature.

Don't be so macho. A boy finally invited a girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid the bill for him and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was angry that the girl stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. Girls pay for him, which shows that they have a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him. No wonder he is going to be single. Few girls will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!

Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When everything else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once.

Finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your beauty. I only mention some principles here, and I must not copy them mechanically. If it ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting.

I have been chasing girls according to the following experience collected from my predecessors, and now I write it for your reference:

1. Thick-skinned: This is very important. Jordan chan said in the movie "Young and Dangerous": If a man is thick-skinned, he has successfully chased half the girls. Hey hey! Later, I tried to bail.

2. Infatuation: No matter how wronged you are, you should show indifference, and find an opportunity to say to her on a special occasion: "XXX (name) I know you don't like me, and I know that feelings can't be forced, but ... (Remember: your eyes must be gentle to the extreme at this time, and then look at her affectionately) Say: You can't stop me from loving you, I will. I beg you not to take me as your burden. You can try to live your own life. I just hope ... just a little hope (eyes must be wet) that you can let me accompany you to take care of you and protect you ... although ... even if (tears are needed at this time, it's hard to say) treat me as a brother, as a younger brother, others can't help it, as long as. It's enough to be as sad as possible. That's enough. .......... (muttering to herself) At this moment, remember never to tell a girl that my life is yours and I can't live without you. Girls hate it when a boy dies in front of her.

3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you this, I can only rely on you. At this point, I want to remind you that no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she wears, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking" and make it up. Girls naturally like to be flattered.

4. Stability: This is all compatible with the third point. Without a steady girl, you will be called * * *. Without smooth talk, girls will say that you don't understand interest. Ha ha!

5. Romance: It's up to you. It is enough to choose the right time to surprise her. This trick will greatly expose the rich, so don't be afraid to spend money.

6. Be careful: no matter what you do, you should think of her first, (don't think you will suffer ... and so on) take care of her in every possible way, and you must make her feel that she can't live without you.

7 Summary: If you have learned all the above points, I feel that there is no girl you can't catch up with (this sentence does not include those who have too big a difference in appearance, such as men who look like turtles and women who look like angels). In short, use the word "heart" to understand what she thinks, what she thinks. Finally, may all lovers get married.

Warning: Don't cheat girls with the above points. If found, I will inform my spoony brothers to get up and beat up the bad guys.

How to chase a female colleague? This friend, I learned two things from what you wrote and the communication between you. First, she is usually very enthusiastic about you. Second, you asked her to play with you four times, but she didn't attend. Let's analyze the first point. Is her enthusiasm for you because of the need of work? Because you are both bored at work, does she want to talk to someone? If this is the case, then you can slowly make her feel good about you from the chat at work. If not, then she is interested in you. Secondly, I didn't attend four times. When you talk to her, don't you ask her why she didn't go that day? In fact, sometimes you can just say it, such as asking her if you don't like being alone with me, and so on. If she says yes, then you should let her get to know you and have a good impression on you. If not, you can ask her out again, don't worry. Men still have to be bold. Come on!

I especially want to chase after female colleagues. What should I do? Go ahead and fight!

This friend who pursues female colleagues, you wrote, and in the process of your communication, I understand two things. First of all, she is usually enthusiastic. Second: You asked her to play with you on Thursday, but she didn't attend. Let's analyze the first point. She is warm. Will it be because of the need of work? She doesn't work because you two are bored. Does she want someone to talk to her? If so, then you can talk slowly and make her like you. If not, that would be interesting. Analyze the second point again. Don't attend. You usually talk to her, and don't ask her why she didn't go that day. In fact, sometimes you just say, for example, you just ask her that you don't like being alone with me. If she says yes, then slowly let her know that you have some good feelings for you and say it. If not, then you can get to know her again and you will do well. People may be bolder. Come on! !

If you like her, go on, don't give up, even if you fail, there is no regret! You can wait for her to get off work and invite her to play! And it's important to do her good friend's job!

How to chase a female colleague? Then you must find a way to put forward more attractive conditions and compare your economic strength.

If you want to chase after female colleagues and are afraid of their jokes, chase them if you like. It's not a shame. In order not to regret in the future, go after it bravely.

The skills of chasing women in the office and how to chase female colleagues, then you must first learn how to chat with girls. In her mind, you are a humorous person, which brings her a kind of happiness.

Do you know that it is an art to pick up girls abroad? Do you know why there are so many silk and lover cards, and cabbage is always arched by pigs?

About the art of picking up girls

Ma Yun said this in Win in China.

"Women like artistic temperament, not artists."

One sentence broke the misunderstanding that many brothers fell into.

As a former professional magician, since he was engaged in the training of picking up girls,

Keep listening: teach me two tricks to pick up girls.

The status quo of too many artists is "applauding and not making a name for themselves".

Many artists have no doubt about their professional level, but they are not recognized.

The audience bought it.

Art is actually a craft, which is similar to a technician in essence.

Doing the same thing over the years, working conditions and

Programmers are similar.

By understanding and learning an art category, you can

Bring us more.

Expand your horizons, change your view of things,

Improve the ability to capture and appreciate beauty, understand the taste of life,

Emotions become more delicate and so on. .....

So what attracts women is the art you show.

Temperament, not your natural skill level.

That's why your conversation will be:

"Let me show you a magic trick."

"Very good."

" @(#¥& amp; ……%(# # & amp; *"

"Wow ..."

"Ah ..."

"Well ..."

"Oh ..."

"Well ..."

"Ha ha ..."

"…………"

"…………"

The skill of chatting becomes whether your chat can become a work of art between you two.

Let me give you an example about chatting skills.

Man: Where are you from?

Female: Hunan people.

M: No, Hunan girls are fierce, but you are gentle.

Woman: Haha, I have a good temper. Where are you from?

M: I'm from northern Liaoning.

Woman: In the north, men there are a little male chauvinism.

M: I'm a little bit, but I respect girls' ideas.

This example is a typical use of teasing, evaluation, rhetorical question, display, questioning and other skills.

You can talk about me in private for more skills.

Let you become a girl, and be annoyed by girls every day.

How to chase a female colleague who obviously doesn't like you, I suggest giving up.