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Three Years of Classical Chinese: Wang Weigao's Ancestral Generation

1. Classical Chinese translation "Historical Records" full-text translation Gaozu is a native of Fengyi County, Peixian County, and his surname is Liu Ji. My father is Taigong and my mother is Liu Wei (M: O, coat). Before Gaozu was born, Liu Wei had rested on the shore of osawa and had intercourse with God in his dream. There was lightning and thunder, and it was dark. Taigong just went to see her and saw a dragon on her. Soon, Liu Wei became pregnant and gave birth to Gaozu. Gaozu is a man with a long nose, a long face, a beautiful beard and 72 moles on his left leg. He is kind, caring, charitable and open-minded. He always has the temperament of doing great things and does not do the productive labor of ordinary people. As an adult, he tried to be an official and became the director of Surabaya Pavilion. He cheated all the officials in the government office. He likes drinking, which is very feminine. I often go to Wang Wei and Five Blessingg to drink on credit. When I get drunk, I lie down and sleep. When Wu Fu and Wang Fu saw that dragons often appeared on him, they thought this man was very strange. Every time Gaozu goes to buy wine and stays in the store to drink, the number of people who buy wine will increase and the number of wines sold will reach several times that of usual. Seeing the strange phenomenon of the dragon, at the end of the year, the two families broke the bill of account and stopped collecting money from Gaozu. Gaozu once went to Xianyang to be a corvee. Once Qin Shihuang went on a patrol, which made people watch at will. When he saw Qin Shihuang, he sighed and said, "Alas, a gentleman should be like this!" " The single father (shàn incarnation, Fu Shan) has a close relationship with the county magistrate of Pei County, so he went to the county magistrate to live in a guest house and settled in Pei County. When the heroes and officials in Peizhong heard that the county magistrate had a distinguished guest, they all went to congratulate him. At that time, Xiao He was an official of the county magistrate, responsible for accepting gifts. He said to the gift-giving guest, "If the gift is less than 1000 yuan, let him sit under the hall." When Gao Zu was a curator, he always looked down on these officials, so he lied on the famous card he visited that he was "Congratulations on making a fortune of 10 thousand", but he didn't bring any money. Pass the business card, Lv Gong was surprised when he saw the high-impedance. He got up quickly and went to the door to meet him. Lv Gong is a person who likes to look at faces. When he saw Gao Zu's appearance, he respected him very much and took him to the classroom to sit down. Xiao He said: "Liu Ji always talks big and rarely achieves anything." Gaozu took the opportunity to tease the guests and simply sat at the top of the table, without humility at all. I had a good time drinking, so Lv Gong winked at Gaozu and asked him to stay. Gaozu finished drinking and stayed. Lv Gong said: "I like face-to-face interviews since I was a child. I have interviewed more people face to face. Liu Jili, your face is unparalleled. I hope you cherish it. I have a biological daughter who is willing to be your wife and concubine. " After the banquet broke up, Ai Lu was very angry with Lv Gong and said, "You always wanted this daughter to get ahead at the beginning and betrothed her to a noble. Pei county magistrate hello, you also don't agree to marry this daughter. Why did you just give her to Liu Ji today? " Lv Gong said: "This is not what women know." I finally married my daughter to Liu Ji. Lv Gong's daughter is Lv Hou, who gave birth to Emperor Xiaohui and Princess Luyuan. When Gao zu was a curator, he often took time off to go home and go to the fields. Once, Lv Hou and his children were weeding in the field, and an old man passed by and asked him for water. Lv Hou made him drink water and gave him food. The old man had a face-to-face interview with Lv Hou and said, "Madam is really a noble person in the world." Lv Hou asked him to see the two children again. When he met the filial Huidi, he said, "My wife is so outstanding because of this boy." He also made a face for Yuan Lu, which is also a rich face. After the old man left, Gaozu happened to come out of the next house. Just now, Lv Hou took the old man through here, showed them fortune-telling, and told them that their mother and son were both very rich, and truthfully told Gaozu. Gaozu asked where the man was, and Lv Hou said, "Not far." So Gaozu went after the old man and asked him what had just happened. The old man said, "Just now, I saw that your wife and children look like you, and their faces are simply expensive." Gaozu thanked him and said, "If it is as the old man said, I will never forget your kindness." When great-grandfather became rich, he never knew where the old man was going. Gaozu liked to wear a hat made of bamboo when he was a pavilion director. He asked the police in charge of catching thieves to do it in the snow. He often wears it. Later, he became a dignitary and still wears it often. What people call "Liu's crown" refers to this kind of hat. Gaozu escorted his disciples to Li Mountain as a curator, and many of them escaped halfway. Gaozu estimated that when he reached Mount Li, he all fled, so when he reached Fengxi osawa, he stopped to drink and released all the prisoners at night. Gaozu said, "Run for your lives, and I'll fly away from here!" "There are more than a dozen strong men in the army who are willing to follow him. Gaozu, drunk, took a path through the swamp at night and let one go first. The person who walked in front came back and reported, "There is a big snake on the road ahead. I'd better go back. "Gaozu was drunk and said," There is nothing to be afraid of when a gentleman walks! " So he rushed to the front and drew his sword to cut the snake. The snake was split in two, the road was opened, and he continued walking for several miles. He was lying on the ground drunk. The man behind came to the place where the snake was cut and saw an old woman crying in the dark. Someone asked her why she was crying, and the old woman said, "Someone killed my child, and I am crying for him." Someone asked, "Why was your child killed?" The old woman said, "My child is Bai Di's son. He turned into a snake and stood in the middle of the road. Now he was killed by Chi Di's son. That's why I cried. "Everyone thought that the old woman was lying and was about to hit her when she suddenly disappeared. The man behind caught up with Gaozu, and Gaozu woke up. Those people told Gaozu what had just happened, and Gaozu was secretly happy and more conceited. His followers grew afraid of him.

2. The translation of Historical Records in classical Chinese, Gao Zu's biography "Yin" explains "so" here.

This has to start from the beginning. Liu Bang was very rude at the party in Lv Gong. But because Lv Gong is a fortune-teller, he thinks that Liu Bang is a noble man, so he is almost finished, and he winks at him to stay for fear that he will leave. "Lv Gong stay high-impedance. Gaozu wine, after. Lv Gong said, "There are only a few priests who love each other, but there are many people who love each other. There is no such thing as a season. I hope the season will love me. I have a retired daughter and I am willing to be a concubine. " ",this shows that he stayed, is to want to betrothed his daughter to him.

Solid and determined. (Duke Lu winks at Liu Bang and says he wants to stay. There are good things to help you Liu Ji! )

Don't go, don't go. Here as a verb.

"All" here means all, all. What this sentence means is that all I do is to kill my elders, not to invade them, so don't be afraid. A friend on the second floor said that the meaning of "everything" was close to that of "the first step", which was a joke. The first step means respecting others. For example, the first step is elegant and noble. . )

Here represents the above events. Not a villager.

It is to make people and Qin officials go to counties and towns, and the translation of the notice is:

So I asked the people and officials of Qin to travel all over the townships and counties to tell the people (I, Liu Bang, came to kill pests, not to disturb the people, and now I am stationed on the tyrant because I have to wait for the arrival of various governors, so that we can customize some constraints and regulations for each other).

3. The original text and translation of Fengyi (now Fengxian, Jiangsu Province) in Gaozupei County are people, surnamed Liu.

My father is Taigong and my mother is Liu Wei (M: O, coat). Wei Liu once rested on Ozawa's shore and met God in his dream.

At that time, there was lightning and thunder. Taigong went to Liu Wei and saw a dragon lying on her. Soon after, Liu Wei became pregnant and gave birth to Gaozu.

Gaozu looks like an emperor, with a high forehead, beautiful sideburns and beard, and 72 moles on his left thigh. The benevolent loves others, likes charity and is generous.

Usually have lofty aspirations, unlike ordinary people to do production. In his prime, he passed the exam and became an official. When he was the director of Surabaya, all the small officials in the pavilion were bullied by him.

Such as drinking and beauty. I often go to Five Blessingg and Wang Wei's liquor stores to drink on credit.

When they are drunk, they sleep. Wu Fu and Wang Ai were surprised to see the dragon hovering above Gaozu. Every time Gaozu stays in the pub to drink, the number of people who buy wine will increase, and the number of wines sold will reach several times as usual.

When they see the strange phenomenon of dragons, by the end of the year, the two families will often destroy their debts and forgive them. Gaozu once went to Xianyang to be a corvee. Once Qin Shihuang went on a tour, allowing people to watch at will. When he saw Qin Shihuang, he sighed and said, "Alas, a gentleman should be like this!" " Lv Gong, a single father, is closely related to the Chief Executive of Pei County. In order to avoid his enemies, he defected to the county magistrate and settled down in Pei County.

When the heroes and officials in Peizhong heard that the county magistrate had a distinguished guest, they all went to congratulate him. At that time, Xiao He was an official of the county magistrate, responsible for accepting gifts. He said to the gift-giving guest, "If the gift is less than 1000 yuan, let him sit under the hall."

When Gao Zu was a curator, he always looked down on these officials, so he lied on the famous card he visited that he was "Congratulations on making a fortune of 10 thousand", but he didn't bring any money. Pass the business card, Lv Gong was surprised when he saw the high-impedance. He got up quickly and went to the door to meet him.

Lv Gong is a person who likes to look at faces. When he saw Gao Zu's appearance, he respected him very much and took him to the classroom to sit down. Xiao He said: "Liu Ji always talks big and rarely achieves anything."

Gaozu took the opportunity to tease the guests and simply sat at the top of the table, without humility at all. I had a good time drinking, so Lv Gong winked at Gaozu and asked him to stay. Gaozu finished drinking and stayed.

Lv Gong said: "I like face-to-face interviews since I was a child. I have interviewed more people face to face. Liu Jili, your face is unparalleled. I hope you cherish it. I have a biological daughter who is willing to be your wife and concubine. "

After the banquet broke up, Ai Lu was very angry with Lv Gong and said, "You always wanted this daughter to get ahead at the beginning and betrothed her to a noble. Pei Ling is close to you, and you don't agree to marry this daughter. Why did you just give her to Liu Ji today? " Lv Gong said: "This is not what women know."

I finally married my daughter to Liu Ji. Lv Gong's daughter is Lv Hou, who gave birth to Emperor Xiaohui and Princess Luyuan.

Peng Yuepei led the army westward and joined forces with Peng Yue in Changyi. So he attacked Qin Jun with him, and the war was unfavorable.

Withdraw troops to Li county, just met YiWuhou, and merged his army, about 4,000 people, into his own. He joined forces with Wei generals Huang Xin, Shen Wei and Upp to attack Changyi, but failed to capture it.

Pei Gong continued westward through Levin. Li Shiqi is in charge of guarding the city gate. He said, "There are many roads here. I think only Pei Gong is a noble, upright and honest person. "

So I went to ask for an audience and lobbied Pei Gong. Pei just sat cross-legged on the bed and asked two women to wash his feet.

Shi Li didn't kowtow when he saw it. He leaned down a little and bowed deeply. He said, "You must have no virtue to destroy Qin, and don't sit and see the old man." So Pei Gong stood up, adjusted his clothes, apologized to him and asked him to sit in a chair.

Shi Li persuaded Pei Gong to attack Liu Chen, and got the grain stored in Qin Jun. Pei Gong named Shi Li as Hongjun, appointed his younger brother Li Shang as general, and commanded the army to attack Kaifeng House with Pei Gong, but failed to capture Kaifeng House.

Continue to the west, and Yang Xiong, the Qin general, fought a battle in Baima, and fought a battle in the east of Qufu, defeated Qin Jun, fled to Xingyang, and sent messengers to behead him.

Pei Gong went south to attack Angelababy and slaughtered Angelababy. Through Sean's relations, he occupied the huán (ring) dangerous road in South Korea.

At the beginning, Xiang Yu and the North rescued Zhao. When Xiang Yu killed Song Yi, he became a general. Generals from all walks of life, such as Qing Bu, belong to Xiang Yu. Defeated the army of General Wang Li of Qin State, surrendered to Zhang Han, and all the vassals joined Xiang Yu. After Zhao Gao killed Qin Ershi, he sent someone to inquire for him and wanted to ask Pei Gong to be king in Guanzhong. Pei recognized that there was fraud, so he used Sean's plan to send Li Sheng and Lu Jia to lobby Qin generals, lure him with money, and take this opportunity to sneak attack on Wu Guan and strike at him.

Fighting with Qin Jun in the south of Lantian, the flag of suspected soldiers was added, and the whole army was ordered not to plunder. The people of Qin were very happy and relaxed, so they were defeated.

Then in the north of Lantian, he fought Qin Jun and defeated Qin Jun. So he fought bravely and finally defeated Qin Jun completely.

In October of the first year of the Han Dynasty (206 BC), Pei Gong's army arrived in Bashang first among all the governors. Zi Ying, the king of Qin, drove a white car and a white horse, tied his neck with a silk rope, sealed the emperor's decree and Jeff, and surrendered by the zhǐ road.

Some generals said that the king of Qin should be killed. Pei Gong said: "Chu Huaiwang sent me to tackle key problems. I thought I could be generous and tolerant." Besides, it is unlucky to kill people after they surrender. "

So he handed the king of Qin over to the competent official and went west to Xianyang. Pei Gong wanted to stay in Qin Gong and have a rest, but Fan Kuai and Sean dissuaded him. This just ordered the Qin Gong's property sealed, and then go back to be stationed on the bully.

Pei Gong summoned elders and talented and prestigious people from all counties and said to them, "The elders have been tortured by the cruel laws of the Qin Dynasty for a long time. Those who criticize the gains and losses of state affairs will be extinct, and those who get together to discuss will be sentenced to death. I agreed with the governors that whoever enters the customs first will be king here, so I should be the king of Guanzhong. Now I have reached an agreement with my elders that there are only three laws: the murderer is sentenced to death, and the wounded and robbers are punished according to law.

Other laws of the Qin Dynasty were abolished. All officials and people are as usual.

4. Biographical translation of classical Chinese in Gao Zu and Gao Er. On his way back to Beijing, Gaozu passed Peixian County and stopped.

Hold a banquet in Peigong, and invite all old friends and children to indulge together. Choose one hundred and twenty children in Pei County and teach them to sing.

When Gaozu was drinking and having fun, he played the piano and sang his own poem: "The wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, and his fame is spread all over the country." How can you let the brave keep the square! " Let all the children learn to sing along. So Gaozu danced and danced, deeply moved, heartbroken and shed tears.

Gaozu said to his brothers in Pei County, "The son who travels far misses his hometown. Although I have built Guanzhong, my soul will still like and miss my hometown after death.

And I fought against violence as Pei Gong, and finally won the world. I take Pei County as my personal territory, exempt the people of Pei County from tax corvee, and do not have to pay taxes for military service from generation to generation. "The elder brothers in Peixian county and their relatives and friends, aunts and aunts, drink happily every day, enjoy a feast and chat about the past to make fun of them.

After more than ten days, Gaozu had to leave, and the elders in Peixian county resolutely retained Gaozu. Gaozu said: "My followers are too many, and my brothers can't supply what they need."

So I left Pei County. On this day, Pei county was completely empty, and all the people rushed to the west of the city to give gifts.

Gaozu stopped again, set up a tent and drank for three days. Pei County's father and brother all kowtowed and said, "Pei County is fortunate to be exempt from taxes, but Feng Yi is not. I hope your majesty will have mercy on them. "

Gaozu said, "Fengyi was the place where I grew up. I can't forget it. The reason why I helped Wang Wei was only because Fengyi people rebelled against me with Yongchi. " The buddies in Pei County insisted that Gao Zucai promised to exempt Feng Yi from the tax corvee like Pei County.

5. Classical Chinese translation Paragraph 5 of Biography of Gaozu When Gaozu was a curator, he often told him to go back to his hometown. Lv Hou and his two sons live in Tanaka. One of his fathers asked for a glass of wine and Lv Hou gave it to him. Old father Lv Hou said, "Madam, you are a nobleman in the world." When your two sons saw Xiao Hui, they said, "Madam, this man is so expensive." Yuan Lu is also very expensive. My father left, my great-grandfather came from the house next to him, and there was a guest in the Empress Lu. My mother and son are both very expensive. Gaozu asked, saying, "Not far." Just chase, ask my father. The old father said: "The wives and children of the villagers are all like gentlemen, and gentlemen love each other. Gaozu Naisub said, "As my father said, I dare not forget my virtue. "There will be high-impedance, so I don't know where my father is.

Translation:

When Gao zu was a curator, he often took time off to go home and go to the fields. Once, Lv Hou and his children were weeding in the field, and an old man passed by and asked him for water. Lv Hou made him drink water and gave him food. The old man had a face-to-face interview with Lv Hou and said, "Madam is really a noble person in the world." Lv Hou asked him to see the two children again. When he met the filial Huidi, he said, "My wife is so outstanding because of this boy." He also made a face for Yuan Lu, which is also a rich face. After the old man left, Gaozu happened to come out of the next house. Just now, Lv Hou took the old man through here, showed them fortune-telling, and told them that their mother and son were both very rich, and truthfully told Gaozu. Gaozu asked where the man was, and Lv Hou said, "Not far." So Gaozu went after the old man and asked him what had just happened. The old man said, "Just now, I saw that your wife and children look like you, and their faces are simply expensive." Gaozu thanked him and said, "If it is as the old man said, I will never forget your kindness." When great-grandfather became rich, he never knew where the old man was going.

6. Historical Records Gaozu Classical Chinese Translation (Don't use Baidu to find the answer) On the way back to Beijing, Gaozu stopped in Peixian County.

Hold a banquet in Peigong and invite old friends and children to indulge together. Choose 120 children from Peizhong and teach them to sing.

When Gaozu was drinking wine, he played Zhu Qin and sang his own song: "The wind and clouds are surging, and the prestige is all over the hometown of returnees. How can a strong man keep the square!" Let the children learn to sing along. So Gaozu danced and danced, deeply moved, heartbroken and shed tears.

Gaozu said to his brothers in Pei County, "A child who travels far away always misses his hometown. Although I am the capital of Guanzhong, my soul will still like and miss my hometown after my death.

And I started to fight against violent rebellion as Pei Gong, and finally achieved the world. I take Pei County as my Tang Muyi, exempting the people of Pei County from tax corvee, and I don't have to pay taxes for it from generation to generation. "The elder brothers in Peixian county and their relatives and friends' aunts drink happily every day, enjoy a feast, chat about the past and have a joke.

In more than ten days, Gaozu will leave. The elders in Peixian insisted that Gaozu stay a few more days.

Gaozu said, "My father and brother can't afford too many followers." So I left Pei County.

On this day, Pei county was completely empty, and all the people rushed to the west of the city to offer gifts such as cattle and wine. Gaozu stopped again, set up a tent and drank for three days.

Pei County's father and brother all kowtowed and asked, "Pei County is lucky to be exempt from taxes, but Feng Yi is not. I hope your majesty will have mercy on them. " Gaozu said, "Fengyi was the place where I grew up. I can't forget it. The reason why I helped Wang Wei was only because Fengyi people rebelled against me with Yongchi. "

Pei County's father still insisted that Gao Zu agreed to exempt Feng Yi from the tax corvee, just like Pei County.

7. Explain in classical Chinese that the two armies of Chu and Han have been at loggerheads for a long time, and the young and the strong are struggling to March and fight, while the old and the weak are tired of transporting grain.

Hanwang and Xiang Yu talked through the sword of light and fog. Xiang Yu wants to fight Hanwang.

Hanwang elaborated on Xiang Yu's crimes and said, "At first, Xiang Yu and I accepted Wang Huai's orders. Wang Huai said that the king was the first to enter the customs. You violated the original agreement and made me king of Shu Han. This is the first crime. Your Xiang Yu killed Qing Zi champion Yi Song under the pretext of Wang Huai's orders, and his self-esteem was stronger than that of a general. This is the second crime.

You, Xiang Yu, should return to the army and report to Chu Huaiwang after completing the task of saving Zhao, but you are good at robbing vassal soldiers to enter the customs. This is the third crime. Chu Huaiwang agreed in advance that it is forbidden to burn, kill and plunder when entering Guanzhong. Xiang Yu set fire to Qin Gong, dug the tomb of the emperor and stole his property. This is the fourth crime.

Killing Zi Ying, the king of Qin who defected for no reason, is count five. In Xin 'an, you faked the death of 200,000 red soldiers and made the king of Qin surrender. This is the sixth crime.

Your Xiang Yu sealed a good place for the governors and generals, but moved the original governors into exile, and the envoys rushed to betray them. This is the seventh crime. You, Xiang Yu, drove Yidi out of Pengcheng, built its capital there, seized Wang Han land and annexed Liangchu land, all for yourself, selfish and greedy. This is the eighth crime.

Your Xiang Yu sent someone to assassinate the righteous emperor of Jiangnan, which is the ninth count. Killing a monarch as a minister, slaughtering surrenders, unfair governance and bad faith are the tenth sin that the whole world can't accept.

I led the righteous army, followed the prince and punished the cruel thieves. It's enough for those punished prisoners to kill you, Xiang Yu. Why should I fight you? "Xiang Yu was furious and let the crossbowman ambush and shoot Hanwang. Hanwang was injured in the chest, but he touched his feet and said, "The thief shot me in the toe. "

Hanwang was seriously injured and ill in bed. Sean let Hanwang barely get up to patrol and comfort the soldiers, so as to stabilize the morale and prevent the Chujun from winning. Hanwang went to the military camp to inspect, and the injury was aggravated, and he rushed into the elevation to recuperate.