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Today, I suddenly want to talk about Xin Qiji because the teacher mentioned him in my class on the history of ancient Chinese literature a few days ago. Maybe it's because what we received in junior and senior high school Chinese classes from childhood was designed by people who were "patriotic" and "both civil and military".

Then all of a sudden, our teacher said mysteriously like an entertainment reporter, "Do you think this is completely the case? Don't you know that our great genius Xin has some unknown black history? "

After hearing what he said, I want to know Xin Qiji again. Of course, all my research stems from interest, which inspired me.

However, although my teacher made irresponsible remarks about him, we all know that "no one is perfect". No matter you are a powerful person or a common people, who can say that you have no "black history"?

What's more, as a history lover, I am willing to personally analyze the historical materials I have in a fair and objective manner. Well, since the teacher revealed a little about Xin Qiji, let's take a look.

1. When you are free, life is very moist. Surrounded by beautiful women, life is so luxurious and comfortable Worrying about the country and the people? You're hitting yourself in the face.

Indeed, just looking at this incident, you will feel that this new field is practicing a spirit of "only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps." You are singing about your country and its people, but you are enjoying yourself. What play are you singing here?

We can feel the wealth of Master Xin.

But this one is rich, and I heard that he also took a little bribe. But he is in the trenches, and the money is also used to raise friends, which shows that this person is still quite loyal.

To tell the truth, many times, not only enthusiastic people can help. You must consider the reality. So, to some extent, Xin Qiji's money also helped his friends a lot. Besides, he is willing to help them.

Then let's look at it in combination with reality. What was our grandfather Xin doing before he retired?

Moreover, Xin Qiji also has the ambition to live in seclusion in this troubled times. He just wants to think about it. When the court wanted to appoint him, he didn't try his best in the anti-Jin uprising. What's more, he is a man with both civil and military skills. Because of political corruption, I was suppressed and had to leave.

I think Master Xin has done very wisely. The last day is bitter, but the future is not long. Why not use this time that doesn't need me to enjoy life? It's not that I don't want to pay for you anymore, but that you don't need me anymore. Perhaps this way of eating, drinking and having fun in time can also paralyze the frustration of this man who has been full of lofty ambitions since he was a teenager.

It's rare to have leisure time, don't you think about yourself? Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost. Master Xin is a handsome and affectionate man, and he is afraid of the lack of beautiful women around him. The court in the Southern Song Dynasty was so corrupt, I really don't know who could set up a "chastity archway" for you at that time and be a thorough and honest official.

Now I have tried to make a rafter and found it impossible to be suppressed. I can't go upstream, so I'm going downstream. Besides, people also have the instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. If you say that I am about 20 years old and want to be stable, it is because I have no ambition. Then I want to seek a stable life more and more as I get older.

It used to be cloudy all over the world. I was alone, right? Well, now I know I'm in trouble, but I'm satisfied with the crowd. I spend money for pleasure and have no ambition. You can't bother me anymore. After all, a person's outlook on life does not necessarily remain unchanged after experiencing the ups and downs of the world. It must be said that he did it to protect himself.

There are also many figures in history who take the appearance of debauchery as a protective color. Of course, people are complicated, and it is unscientific to say that you didn't enjoy it.

Eat, drink and be merry, and don't think about your fame. How can anyone be perfect? I have done what I have to do. People's quality is half and half. If you can't enjoy some happiness in this life, wouldn't it be in vain? If I am abandoned, I have to pretend to be a "disgruntled woman" all day. I am a very arrogant person, and I don't want to be laughed at as a fool behind my back.

Let you see, Master Xin lives a happy life far from the imperial court. Let you secretly envy those who are intrigued by the court all day.

2. "Main battle" and "main peace", your civilian military commanders are self-reliant camps to consider their own interests. Isn't it good to "advocate peace" in the Southern Song Dynasty? Look at the corruption in the small court. If it is the main battle, it may be destroyed in a day or two. Xin Qiji, which drama did your "main battle" people sing?

Master Xin's "main battle" is completely understandable. Master Xin has always taken the bold and unconstrained route. Just take out his words:

Master Xin has been a good boy with ambition since childhood. He said, "Teenagers love to climb stairs". That kind of "climbing high and looking far" is done by people with worries. I hope that the Jin people will trample on the Southern Song Dynasty. What a word "worry"

This is also related to Xinye's family education since childhood. His grandfather was forced to surrender to the Jin people and became an official there. He grew up in the ruins of the Golden Man. Do you think he feels that others have robbed his territory and have to rely on others to support him? How can he stand this tone?

This civilian has the upper hand, and it is not the civilian politics of the Song Dynasty. In fact, both civil servants and military attaché s should have their own principles for their own interests. At that time, traitors were in power, and many civil servants could not discuss anything for a long time. It's just that you said mine and I said mine. I don't know how many fighters have been delayed.

You mean the military attache? What happened to Yue Fei who was loyal to the country in the Southern Song Dynasty? Qin Gui, a traitor of the "peace faction", was killed. Xin Qiji doesn't know? At that time, the military attache really had no future. You are weak, you frame Zhongliang, and all that remains is "peace with the Lord." Anyway, it's an ant under someone else's iron ride, and the ending is the same, just surviving.

But what if Yue Fei is reused? Is Xin Qiji being reused? After all, Master Xin is also the gentleman who chased the petty thief who stole the handsome seal overnight, captured the traitor alive and took his head with a knife.

Master Xin's literary skills are also first-class. But at this moment, things are intolerable, and I don't want to fight. On the contrary, after breaking the interest mechanism of their corrupt court, your loyalty became a conspiracy to let the Southern Song Dynasty die early.

So we only see what we can see. Master Xin is also very helpless. After all, power was in the hands of most people, although most people were useless at that time.

3. Killing people without blinking, cruel officials have a bad reputation.

We don't need to suspect murder. Because when he was young, he single-handedly killed Shang, who stole the seal of the Northern Rebel Army, and led Fifty Riders to raid Jinying to capture the traitor Zhang Anguo alive, which proved that he was a man who dared to kill people without blinking an eye.

As a matter of fact, after he became an official, he treated his subordinates' improper style hell to pay, but showed leniency to ordinary people. It should be that he has the consciousness of "seeking politics in his place"

This varies from person to person. In fact, he is still an honest man, although sometimes he may be a little extreme. But his intention is good. I hope this official really looks like an official. In that restless environment, he chose to punish him by severe means.

However, doing so will definitely make him offend many people. After all, those people are likely to hold grudges. Then, isn't it good to hit you when you are depressed?

In fact, I just want to say that we are not perfect, but there are always some reasons for what we do. It's just that Master Xin is still a positive image with feelings and ambitions. Personally, I think that flaws don't hide Yu. It's just that there are many popular people. Who can decide in this era? Probably what people often say, times make heroes.

We might as well be strict with ourselves, be more tolerant of others and look at their good aspects. However, this so-called objective evaluation is largely in the hands of the judges themselves. The pros and cons are judged by themselves. I just hope everyone can have their own opinions.