There is a joke that looks stupid, and now even the pig doesn't want to be with him.

1, a group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to enter the water, and some of them had to go into the water.

The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water.

So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. . .

The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish.

Chickens are afraid, even the cleverest monkeys can't escape this fate. . .

Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke?

The pig said, the cat joke is really funny. . .

2. A man kept a pig. He was annoyed with it and wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success.

One day, the man abandoned the pig by car.

I called his wife that night and asked, "Is the pig back?"

His wife said, "I'm back."

The man was very angry and shouted, "put it on the phone quickly, I'm lost."