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So I'm not handsome. What's the story?

Film information

Title: I am not handsome.

Country: China

Region: Taiwan Province Province

Number of episodes: 13 episodes

Type: idol drama, love

Director: Chang Shu

Chief producer: Hong

Chief planner: Guo

Producers: An Jinghong, Su Weiguo and Sheng Shihua.

Producers: Sui Aipeng and Liu Qian 'ai

Original: Luo

Screenwriters: Cao Qingya, Fang Yide and Lin Yachun

First broadcast time: June 65438+1October 65438+March 2008/MTV (finished on April 6, 2008).

Starring:-Zhuang Wei Jun

Li Jiuzhe Jenkins

Ceng Kaixian-Xu Xinting

Fang wenkang

Lu Jiaxin-Shen Kun

Yao Anqi-Cai Qiaoping

Zhong Xinyi-Liu Pinxuan

Xie Kaixiu-Duan Zhaowei

Jason Guo Xiaozhong

Team leader Lai Liu Liangzuo

The proprietress-Zhu Mingjie

Title song: Come and love me.

Singing: Li Jiuzhe

Word/Song: Adi Tsai

Release: Maggie Entertainment

Ending song: waiting for love

Singing: JJ Lin

Words: Lin Fengyi, Billy Koh

Song: JJ Lin.

Release: Butterfly Music

Satellite TV Chinese TV co-producer Shi Min TV Co., Ltd.

Watch online: c.kedooo.net/LieBiao.asp? Id = 968 (netcom)

Plot introduction

With humorous characters, relaxed and funny conversations and climaxes, LOWES described a boy who always thought he was handsome since he was a child. He didn't realize that he was not handsome until he got to college and was awarded a "good man card" by his favorite school beauty. After suffering the painful blow of "not as handsome as expected", he started a wonderful story that made netizens laugh, and even joked that he might have a heart attack halfway and was sent to the hospital for rescue. ...

Since I have the impression, Xiaozhuang has always thought that he is a handsome boy, and this cognition is not groundless. Since childhood, no matter the relatives and elders or the proprietress of the food stall, the girl who filled out the questionnaire, the aunt who sold scalper tickets and the classmate who borrowed the report, everyone always called him (handsome boy) sincerely, so he really felt that he was a handsome boy. ...

The people who awakened Xiaozhuang's handsome boy dream were his two classmates and girlfriends, Tianjun Roommate Division, full of whimsy and joy. As the vice president of pigeon racing club, Alice said that besides studying the educational psychology of pigeon racing, "Lao Wang" is Alice's only bosom friend! Kang, a rascal who pretends to be romantic and natural, is also the founder and president of the pigeon racing research society. Kang, who has been in love for several times, likes being a love analyst in Xiaozhuang most, but what makes Xiaozhuang crazy is that as long as he does what he says, the result never seems right!

In fact, the relationship between Xiaozhuang and Cindy has existed for a long time. Before they entered the university, he and Cindy had an imperfect meeting. In order for Cindy to join the foodie club, Xiaozhuang summoned all the courage to confess to Cindy, only to see Cindy spit out the word "no" lightly. Xiaozhuang felt as if he had been shot in the chest. He struggled to get up in a pool of blood and asked why with what little strength he had left. Cindy took a look at Xiaozhuang and said it was because you were "so ugly". Suddenly, Xiaozhuang seems to have been shot again. ...

Cindy and Xiaozhuang's love, which is constantly being cut, and the love triangle practice that Qiao Ping, a beautiful girl, joined, made Sisi, who had been in love with strange woman Pinxuan, no longer care about Xiaozhuang, and also made Kang encounter the most intractable love triangle problem in his life. Kang couldn't help it, there was a tangled vine in love, and the three of them fell in love at the same time, so the three of them were my brothers, weaving a super romantic campus love comedy with tears in laughter and laughter in fatigue.

character introduction

Zhuang (JJ Lin)

Age: 20 years old

Department: sophomore in asset management department

Join clubs: pigeon racing research society, food club.

Nickname: handsome boy

Funny is his nature; Playing dumb is his weapon; Hemorrhoids are his secret. He was barely cute, but he met Cindy, the school beauty, and fell in love with her at first sight. It's just that Xiaozhuang's courtship road is really not smooth. The first time I met Cindy, she was beaten up by Cindy. The second time I saw her, I gave her a limited edition ugly card. In order to work hard, Cindy seems to accept him slowly with his indomitable efforts, but life is always full of thorns and hardships. Cindy turned him down and accepted the pursuit of the handsome guy in the basketball club. Xiaozhuang suffered another merciless blow. Or wait for Cindy with the determination to stick to the four-row warehouse?

Xixi (Li Jiuzhe)

Age: 20 years old

Department: sophomore in asset management department

Participating clubs: pigeon racing research society, campus seven eccentrics truth investigation Committee.

Xiaozhuang's roommate, Tian Bing 1, is full of whimsy. His specialty is telling cold jokes, and one minute makes people depressed is his strength. If you spend more than an hour with him, you will kill someone or me with tragic determination. As the vice chairman of the pigeon racing club, Chris said that apart from studying the educational psychology of pigeon racing, he thinks he has made great contributions to the campus, but unfortunately he has never been recognized by teachers and classmates (Editor's Note: Do you think everyone is as stupid as you? ) racing pigeon Lao Wang is Sisi's only bosom friend. You can understand each other's thoughts with one look, and there is no superfluous language. In this passage, one person and one pigeon support each other and take care of each other, surpassing the great love of race (? (It's moving.

Akang (Zhang Xunjie)

Age: 19 years old

Department: sophomore in asset management department

Join the club: pigeon racing research association

Xiaozhuang's roommate, No.2, is also the founder and president of pigeon racing research society. He always looks like an inferior person and thinks he is smart. A Kang, who has been in love several times and claims to be a prodigal son, likes being a love analyst in Xiaozhuang best. His famous saying is: a good teacher makes you tired of sending cards, and a bad teacher makes you soft-hearted! (Editor's Note: Good Man Card) Even so, what makes Xiaozhuang crazy is that as long as he does what he says, the result never seems right! But he loves basketball, but he hides his superb skills.

Xu Xinting (Ceng Kaixian)

Age: 20 years old

Faculty: Sophomore students in the Department of Business Administration.

Join a club: the gourmet club.

Nickname: Hong Kong girl (four times more than Mei Zheng, the latest name for young people)

Standing at 168, with long chestnut hair and Leng Yan's unpretentious style, Cindy is the focus of attention wherever she goes. Although suitors keep coming up, Cindy always refuses coldly and never relents in dealing good cards. Even when Xiaozhuang summoned up all her courage to confess to her, she even issued a limited number of ugly cards, which completely broke Xiaozhuang's dream of being a handsome boy. No one knows that there is a slender heart under Cindy's indifferent appearance. Because she secretly loves her dead sister's boyfriend Stephen, she won't look at other boys of the same age, but Zhao Wei has always regarded Cindy as a little sister.

Novel: I am not handsome.

Author: Luo

brief Introduction of the content

Originally, it was just a whim of unemployed youth Luo Si, combined with his own life experience. However, due to the whim of a netizen, it was forwarded and widely circulated. From Taipei to Los Angeles, from Beijing to Sydney, his blog browsing times surged. Besides causing a great sensation in Taiwan Province Province, LOWES fans in the United States, Australia and other places are also expanding at a high speed.

We deeply suspect that the competitiveness of some companies has fluctuated greatly in the past three months because it takes so much courage to face a fact. It turns out that since the enlightenment, everyone has an unknown way to go: Ah! ...

100 days, the number of visitors to this blog changed from narcissism to breaking through the 3 million mark. After the conclusion, there are still tens of thousands of people who can't stay every day, and the media invitations are constantly flowing, which is suspected of unscientific investigation:

With humorous characters, relaxed and funny dialogues and climax, LOWES described a boy who always thought he was handsome since he was a child, but only in college did he realize that he was not handsome and was awarded an "ugly card" by his favorite school beauty. After suffering the painful blow of "not as handsome as expected", he started a wonderful story that made netizens laugh, and even joked that he might have a heart attack halfway and was sent to the hospital for rescue. ...

Content excerpt

tutor

"What about the tutor?"

"Everything is going well. I locked the door as soon as I entered the room. The reference book was thrown aside and I slept on his bed. He plays his World of Warcraft on the screen. "

"... did you sleep well like this? "

"No way, I can't sleep, so I get up and scold him."

"I didn't expect you to have a conscience. Let him study hard."

"No, he kept me awake. I asked him to turn down the horn. "

"... you slept like this for two hours? "

"No, later his mother brought fruit in, and the child woke me up. We pretended to attend class for a few seconds, and when his mother left nervously, we found that the reference books were put backwards. "

We should have a dream.

"What is your dream?" Alice asked me.

"I want to be a super handsome guy." I said.

Kang said, "That's good. I lent my photo to the doctor as a model for your reference. "

"In this case, the doctor will throw a bottle of sulfuric acid in my face to congratulate me on the completion of the operation."

A movie

Being seen by the right girl selling porn on the roadside. ...

I sighed and said, "What's worse than being caught watching porn is being caught buying porn, and what's worse than being caught selling porn is …"

Kang went on to say, "Look on the bright side. You can think from another angle. At least you didn't get caught shooting porn. "

Cooking club

After the cooking activity, we took a walk together. She saw the plate I was holding and asked, "Take it back to my roommate?"

I thought for a moment and said, "Take it back to feed the pigs ..."

"Oh, so you are quite funny."

"Because of the limited appearance, I can't be an idol, I can only take the comedian route."

"Ha ha, don't say this! You are actually ... not ugly! "

"oh! In addition to outstanding appearance, I didn't expect you to be so kind. "

"Yes, I told a white lie without hesitation!"

How much is the application?

"This is your club funds this semester, please sign here ..."

"wow! ! ! "The three of us screamed in horror. The document reads: "Approved funds: 96 yuan 25 points."

A Kang picked up the pen with indignation and moved to the signature place with trepidation ... In my mind, Li Hongzhang signed a picture of treaty of shimonoseki in the high school history textbook. ...

My company and I immediately impassioned to stop Kang from signing ... "No! ..... humiliate the club! ..... A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! ..... Let's declare independence! ……"

Kang still signed it, but our company and I hid our faces to one side sadly ... Kang accepted these more than 90 bills and checked the watermarks on them one by one. ...

catalogue

foreword

1. The more handsome, the heavier the responsibility!

2. Handsome guys will also get a good friend card?

3. The birth of a new society

It's time to catch my breath!

5. Are you waiting for someone?

6. Enterprise management of generators

7. There is such a bird club.

8. Visit from the university newspaper

9. Historical scars

We should have dreams.

1 1. Lao Wang, you're back.

12. The handsome opponent appeared.

13. Overrun War

14. Loyalty and filial piety are hard to tolerate since ancient times.

15. The longest two seconds in history

16. My dream

17. You are an expert!

What is mental stress?

19. Has he touched basketball?

20. We need you tomorrow

2 1. The most concerned junior high school players

22. show time!

23. The Mystery of Chrysanthemum Depression

24. Fruit on the cake

25. How much did you apply for?

26. The omniscient old pigeon racing king

27. Good people never die, but they are lonely.

28. Unintended third parties

29. School Flower School Grass Trial Competition

30. Heart is the most important thing.

3 1. Pigeons are ugly.

Appendix: Ma Ji's friend said.

Brief introduction of the author

LOWES, 1979, 10 was born in Taipei in April, and he was ignored when he accosted nurses.

During the period of 1984, when he was studying in the middle class of Bi Hua Kindergarten in Mie City, Taipei County, he dropped out of school and wandered at home for a year because the kindergarten did not perform puppet shows, becoming the youngest dropout in history.

199 1 graduated from bihua primary school in mie city, and won 104 award for six years, mainly for monthly examination, painting and calligraphy. One day, a guest said, "It's time, but not necessarily good." Since then, it has become a prophecy.

1994 graduated from junior high school in Bi Hua, Mie City, and studied in Chenggong Senior High School, Taipei, where she dunked for the first time in her sophomore year. From then on, he couldn't get rid of his mascot identity.

1997 was admitted to the Department of Life Sciences of National Yangming University and continued to be a basketball mascot for four years. In front of people, he forced a smile, but behind his back, he shed tears.

200 1 Graduated from university, obtained 5 1 Compulsory Medical Service Reserve Officer, and served as a second lieutenant officer in National Army Pingtung Hospital. During the period, I chased 5 screen division netizens and failed.

In 2003, he retired from the army and went home to do nothing. He became a cripple who was paralyzed for several months and relied on the care of his parents to make a living.

During my study in the United States in 2005, after playing all over the D.C. club, I decided to drop out of school and go back to work in Taiwan Province, because I thought I had learned everything I needed.

In 2006, after accidentally discovering the amazing fact that I am not handsome, I turned grief into strength and published my first novel "I am not handsome" as my soul.

sound channel

The hottest blog novel in 2006, with over 7 million views, set a record of 300,000 hits per day!

For the first time, JJ Lin devoted himself to the leading role in the TV idol drama "I'm not handsome" and gave full play to his creative talents. He performed on the same stage with Ceng Kaixian, Zhang Xunjie and Li Jiuzhe in "Unspeakable Secrets". Adapted from the novel of the same name on the Internet, JJ Lin helped the play tailor a song "Waiting for Love" that accords with the hero's heart, expressing the realism that otaku longs to be loved, not by appearance but by connotation.

The TV soundtrack album "I'm not handsome" includes the opening song "Come and love me" and the ending song "Looking forward to your love". Another song "Because You Laughed" sang the bitter blood and tears of the juvenile courtship, while Li Jiuzhe's "Come and love me" sang the growth process of the ugly man and expressed the feelings of the otaku. Kym's lead singer's episode "Change the Season" and Hu Ling's "Forget it if you don't love it" are also recorded on the disc, and there are ng tidbits (35 minutes) of exclusive wonderful dramas on the DVD.

Album title: It turns out that my soundtrack with TV is not handsome.

Distribution company: Ocean Butterfly Records Company.

Issue date: 065438+20081October 30th.

Singing language: Mandarin.

Album tracks:

1. Waiting for love-JJ Lin

2. Don't forget, Hu Ling

3. Come and love me-Li Jiuzhe

4. Seasonal Change-Kym

5. A trip to JJ Lin

6. Because you smiled.-Dr. Moon

7. Waiting for Love (Boundless Love Edition)

8. Don't like to forget friends (Ugly Men Love Fighting Edition)

9. Seasonal changes (complex version of mood)

10. Come and love me.

1 1. Come and love me (the ugly man is actually very tender)

12. Because you smiled (Huaban)

13. Waiting for Love (Otaku Delivery Edition)