Give me some English jokes (both in Chinese and English), many! It is better to have fewer new words.

A new employee, a new employee, seven weeks later, a young woman, an employee who had just been employed for a few weeks, was called into the director's office. The director took a form and asked, "What is your office?" What does this mean? "That mean? When you applied, you told us that you had been a director for five years. " When you applied for this job, we found that it was your first job. "Job, you took us in. You have five years of experience. Now we find that this is your first job. " "Well," the young woman said, "in your" Oh, "the employee replied," your advertisement said that you advertised that you wanted someone. We need imaginative talents. "use your imagination."