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Seven-character quatrains satirizing officialdom
I don't know the way, and I am looking for a gentleman in the west of the city alone. A gentleman who hides his hair and raises his pride has no guests in the world. I am happy to help me understand the East Pavilion. The windows are bright and clean, and the trees are shaded. In spring, snowflakes are as big as hands, and nine bends break their neighbors.
Ping Ming slept soundly without feeling, and drinking in Qing poetry was a blind date. My brother got to know Wu Dong from the East and went to see the Yellow River. And the door can't be sent in. Looking back, no one wants to leave. Li Tao was about to send Dongyuan, opened the car door and lent it to the parking wheel.
Beans are flying all over the sky, and towels are floating. Leave April to listen to thrush, and the boat will float away. Life is ups and downs, unpredictable, sinister and tiring. Making friends is afraid of being tired of sitting, and if you want to talk, you want to vomit.
Make the following sentences:
1. Never trust an overly modest person, especially if the other person puts on a sarcastic attitude towards himself. Because behind this modesty, 80% hides a strong vanity and fame. hill
2, thanks to setbacks, thanks to thorns, thanks to falls, thanks to ridicule, thanks to irony, thanks for not giving up persistence.
Admitting praise and encouragement can turn an idiot into a genius, while denying criticism and satire can turn a genius into an idiot. Please never deny, criticize or satirize, please believe that everyone is important, and please remember that Buddha is asking from the heart.
My works, like Shakespeare's, often contain some satire and vulgar things. In this way, my work can go deep into everyone.
At this time, Zhao was still talking nonsense without realizing it. Needless to say, he will keep shouting until the end, at least until people are willing to listen to him. The power of irony can't change the nature of people and snobs, just like how many sticks you slap on the back of a donkey, you can't turn it into a beautiful zebra. Thackeray
6. The silver-haired propaganda department and the president of the comic club laughed unfathomably. Not many words, just silently listening to other people's speeches, just smiling all the time, everything is like a big joke in his eyes. Kind of ironic.
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