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Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

Tonight, you touch the most delicate part of my body with gentle hands, suck out my precious body fluids with your mouth, and I hold you tightly with my hands. Damn mosquitoes!

4. Someone thundered: Why can't I get the Lamian Noodles I want? Dude: Don't worry, the master is pulling! Just then, the master came over with a puzzled face and said enthusiastically, "Pull it!" ! It's still steaming. Please eat. Please eat.

5 is crooked again! How can this get in! Come out! Do it again. You're too nervous. Just relax。 Look at the ass! Left! Yes! Slow down! Don't lift your legs so high! All right! It's in a little more places. All right! ..... stop the car!

The four monks of the Tang Dynasty came to the flaming mountain and thought hard about how to cross it. After discussion, they decided that Wukong would borrow a banana fan and Friar Sand would borrow water. Suddenly, he heard Taoist Tang angry and shouted, pig head, do you still have time to read text messages? !

On that day, I watched your naked and sexy body twist in front of me through the glass, and the water gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation and can't help saying, "Boss, how much is this fish?"

When a baby was born, he smiled, and the whole delivery room was puzzled and didn't know why. Suddenly, the nurse found that the baby had an abortion drug in his hand, and then the baby said, "Shit, you want to kill me!" " "

There was once a sincere feeling that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If you give me another chance, I will say four words to that girl: leave me alone!

10 Diner: How much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of jiaozi) Attendant: Rogue! (Sixty cents) Businessman: Sixty cents? So cheap. I have been here for three nights.

1 1 One day, when the girl was taking a bath, her parrot shouted: I saw it, I saw it! Girl: If you scream again, I'll pull out your hair. A few days later, a bald friend visited. The parrot whispered to him, Did you see it, too?

12 1949 I was arrested. On the first day, I didn't confess. The next day, the enemy confessed with a honey trap. On the fourth day, I tried to confess. I was liberated.

13 A couple is walking in the street, talking about sexual harassment. Suddenly the man reached out and touched the woman's ass. M: Is this sexual harassment? Woman: Please! It's outside now! Man: Do you have to put your hand in?

14 A gentleman went to his girlfriend's house and called when he saw that she was not in the hall. Where are you? Girlfriend: I'm washing dates. There's no one at home. Come and help me wash it! Gentleman:? ! Girlfriend: Come on! What are you doing? A gentleman: I'm taking off my clothes …

15 a kebab was transferred to the fire chemical industry and fired within a few days, because he always asked the family of the deceased: how would you like it cooked?

16 A little girl went to the bakery to buy breakfast. She said to the boss: boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: Do you want a boy or a girl? Girl: A boy doll, of course! Because there are a little more places to eat.

17 Before the old monk died, the young monk: Master, do you have any last wishes? Old monk: I have never seen a woman's body. The disciples hurried to find a woman. The monk looked at it and said, well, it's the same as a nun's.

The bride and groom are at the wedding. The groom forgot the procedure of wearing the ring, and the master of ceremonies made a gesture. The groom blushed after reading it and said, "Isn't this just done tonight?"

One day 19, the teacher said to Xiao DuDu: DuDu! Do you have any brothers? Dudu suddenly looked under his pants … then frowned and said to the teacher: teacher … I can't kiss!

A mother was in the car with her child. She heard someone say that her child was ugly and cried. An enthusiastic gentleman, for some unknown reason, came to comfort him with a banana: Don't cry, give this bunch of bananas to your monkey.

2 1 A white man went to the ghetto to make a campaign speech. In order to win the support of black voters, he blurted out: "Although my skin is white, my heart is as black as yours."

A newspaper published a photo of a couple with their dog. Picture title-dogs, males and females.

After meeting the lion, the hero pretended to be calm and stared at the lion with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the lion knelt down with his hands folded. Hero: You know what it is! After a while, the lion said weakly, after praying, you can eat.

A gangster often throws acid at people in the street. One day, when he was about to throw a girl upside down from behind, he saw the girl's face, hesitated, and then said, "This ... has been thrown away?" ?