A joke to adjust one's mood in a bad mood

Jokes with Bad Mood to Regulate Mood

Jokes with Bad Mood to Regulate Mood. When we are unhappy in our life, let's take a look at some funny jokes. Funny jokes can make us relax quickly, and often an excellent joke is unexpected. The following jokes with Bad Mood to Regulate Mood are shared. 1. "What are you going to do on Tanabata?" "Play Lianliankan." "Why?" "It is a pair that can destroy a pair."

2. "In a threesome, there must be a light bulb." "Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, but the brightest star in the night sky."

3. "I am a good-natured person. If someone steps on my bottom line one day." "What would that be like?" Then I will lower the bottom line again.

4. When I was a child, the girl I liked turned me down. Twenty years later, she recognized me. She asked me how I was doing. I excitedly replied: "Aunt, who are you?"

5. When cutting meat, you accidentally cut your hand, and blood dripped on the pork. My brother said, "Are you trying to recognize your relatives by dripping blood? "Xiong Haizi, you come here, I promise I won't hit you.

6. Rooney couldn't accept the result of Italy's defeat and took out his gun to commit suicide. After a gunshot, Rooney got up from the ground and scolded angrily, "Paralysis shot high again."

7. Kidnapper: "I have your head teacher." Student: "I won't give you money." Kidnapper: "I'll let him go immediately if I don't pay." Student: "I'll get the money right away."

8. You left me many wonderful moments that I can't erase. You made me understand and cherish each other, and turned each moment into an eternal memory. Thank you for everything you have brought me. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

9. Being grateful for a long time will give you long-term gratitude, long-term happiness, long-term sweetness, long-term luck, long-term health, long-term happiness, long-term comfort and long-term success. Happy thanksgiving!

1. Thank you to the people who love me and the people I love, to everyone who has met me and accompanied me, to make us feel happy and helpless, and to all my friends who are reading short messages. Happy Thanksgiving!

11. There are forty-four stone lions in front of Shishi Temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the trees in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

12. Talking too much makes you tired, walking too much makes you tired, thinking too much makes you cry, worrying about your involvement every day, worrying about your frustration, worrying about your boredom, worrying about your arrears, worrying about pretending to be stupid and not knowing what I suffer for you!

13. Any friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car with 4 million to 8 million yuan, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable and beautiful appearance. I used it as a paper wall for mobile phones.

14. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. It's been a long time since I studied in the evening until class time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, all the children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

15. The year before last, I held my mobile phone and ate dog food. Last year, I still held my mobile phone and ate dog food. This year, I still held my mobile phone and ate dog food, and I continue to look forward to next year's Tanabata.

16. A mouse is boasting. A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I feel itchy if I don't step on mice for a day; C: I don't go to the street for a few times a day. D: It's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

17. In the morning, my son cried and told my wife and me that he dreamed that his grandmother was dead. I said it didn't matter. The dreams were all reversed. If he dreamed that his grandmother was dead, it might be his grandmother. I'm touching three blood stains on my face and want to cry.

18. One day, a frog kissed the rabbit and ran away. The rabbit ran after him. The frog jumped into the pond in a hurry. Soon, a toad climbed out. The rabbit laughed: Haha, allergic!

19. One day, the hen flew on the roof, and the owner said angrily, Come down, or I'll kill all the cocks here, making you wish you were dead. The hen laughed and said yes, haha, finally she can find the duck.

2. I will be very happy with you. You are my pistachio. Every time I come near you, I have a heart-warming feeling, and tonight is no exception. I finally meet you after waiting, and I want to say loudly: I love your computer!

21. When I took my son to the hospital for an injection, the nurse started crying as soon as she picked up the needle tube. I said, "Don't cry, it will hurt more if you cry." The son is puzzled: "Why does it hurt more?" I said, "Because I will hit you."

22. It's a big deal that someone is sick, and it's not a big deal that someone is sick. The party involved may not really have something, and the improper thing may not be nothing; Men do women's things, women do men's things, and men and women are the easiest to tell stories!

23. One day, when Lao Wang took the bus, a pregnant woman got on the bus and found that there was no room. She said to Lao Wang who was sitting by, "Didn't you see that I was pregnant?" Lao Wang looked at the pregnant woman in surprise and said, "Were we neighbors before?"

24. It is too exaggerated and untrue to say that I love you for ten thousand years, but loving you all my life is my pursuit in this life; It's too extravagant to think about staying with you until the end of time, but it's always my wish to stay with you. I love you, RMB!

25. The drunkard went to the ATM to withdraw money, but he didn't expect the card to be "eaten" by the ATM. The drunkard was very anxious. Just as an acquaintance passed by, give him advice and pour wine into it quickly. The drunkard asked: Why? Acquaintances laughed: it vomits when you drink too much!

26. My short messages will be sent to you whether you see me or not. Whether you miss me or not, the wishes in my heart will not change; Do you love me or not? My words are still the same. It is only natural to pay back debts.

27. Only those who dare to face themselves can see the way forward; Only those who dare to face the darkness can see the dawn; Only those who dare to face you can see your face before makeup: you are a relative of Bajie!

28. Flowers, whether elegant or bright, are always planted in pots; The moon, far or absent, always hangs in the sky; Friendship, far or near, is always in your hand; Friends, see or not, always keep in mind! I wish my dear friends a happy day!

29. A: It's so serious that people in the city worship foreign things and obsess over foreign things. Look, even the English letters are written in the toilet. B: It's different in the countryside, isn't it? Is it just "latrine"? A: Of course it's different. In the countryside, it says, "Fight against the West".

3. On the first day of work after the holiday, the biological clock should be adjusted to ensure a good sleep, eliminate the phobia of going to work, come to work happily, concentrate on the work, and the colleagues and leaders clap their hands. Good luck with your work and make a lot of money!

31. Greetings are used to warm the heart, and repeated messages are used to convey care; With continuous sending, greetings are at your fingertips, and the hearts of friends are closer. Pay attention to it again and again, and friendship will be stronger.

32. Time is short, and I am immersed in the simple, simple and happy time with my family during the New Year. I suddenly found that my previous high demands were all put down. I just want to live a quiet life with my family. Insomnia. ?

33. Mother took her brother to visit the zoo. When she reached the iron cage where the lion was kept, she told her, "Son, don't get too close! "My son said generously," Mom, don't worry, I won't hurt it! "

34. A psychopath was writing a letter. The nurse asked, "Who are you writing to?" The patient said, "myself." The nurse asked again, "What was written in the letter?" Patient: "You are crazy. How do you know if I haven't received it yet?"

35. You ask me why I only ask where you come from, but never ask your age? In fact, it's not that I don't want to know, but because I see you, I think of an old saying, that is, heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't ask the age!

36. I quarreled with my daughter-in-law today. I said to her: Do you believe that I hit your husband? Then I slapped myself. She looked at me and said I dare, and then she snapped. I was slapped again ... Jienima didn't follow the routine!

37. I once talked to a buddy about drinking, and I said, "It doesn't matter if you drink some wine, as long as you don't drink so much that you can't tell the north from the south." After listening to it, the buddy replied huskily: "It's not important to distinguish between the north and the south, but we must distinguish between men and women."

38. When I was in junior high school, a classmate always felt that his bicycle was slow. When he came home, he loosened all the screws around the wheels with pliers, thinking that it would be quick. The next day, during the exercise, the wheels flew out of the car at high speed. .

39. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why didn't they say hello (assuming they could talk) because ................................................................................................................................. My dearest, I must remember to dress beautifully and be in a good mood on Sister's Day. Take time to think of me, and my heart is sweet!

41. As you know, it's the tortoise who looks at mung beans. Intersecting with you, is the tortoise eating the weight? Determined. Sister's Day is here. May our friendship last forever. I wish my sisters good luck and all the best. Birthday greetings to my best friend. Happy birthday!

42. Football is made in China, jerseys are made in China, nets are made in China, ball whistle is made in China, sneakers are made in China, socks are made in China, and hundreds of millions of fans are made in China, but those players running on the court are not made in China.

43. Climb the mountain with my brother and goddess, and when I climb to an uninhabited place, the goddess sticks it to my ear and tells me, "Will your brother go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water?" How is that possible? Am I a fool not to fight for such a good performance opportunity? He rushed down the hill with a sigh of relief.

44. I met a century-old man downstairs today. Seeing him sitting there alone, I went up and asked, "Grandpa, why don't you go and play chess with those grandfathers at the door?" As a result, the uncle said, "What's fun with those 6-and 7-year-old kids!" Jokes to adjust mood in a bad mood 2

1. Mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally spread. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself? Live every moment well, and 1, beautiful futures are not worth a warm present.

2. If you hold the past too tightly, you will have no room to embrace the present. It is better to forget with a smile than to remember with sadness.

3. Kites can fly high only if they are wired; Duckweed, rootless, can only drift.

4. Life is always full of surprises and disappointments, including just-in-time encounters and heartbreaking nostalgia, but time is always moving forward, without any pity. No matter whether the play ends or is to be continued, I hope you can live up to your dreams.

5. Don't be happy with things, don't be sad for yourself, and don't care about flashy things. There are too many imperfections in life, but you are still a complete self.

6. A really smart person can laugh it off, even though he has things he doesn't like and people he doesn't like, and he is neither angry nor annoyed by it. Because you are not angry or annoyed, at least you won't ruin your mood.

7. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so classify him as a memory.

8. Don't be afraid to make mistakes in many things. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be upset. Life is right or wrong. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter.

9. No one came to this world to love you. Others are never the center of their own lives. Only by enriching their lives and becoming better people can they meet better people.

1. Don't feel that you are always a failure because of one failure, and don't feel that you are a lifelong miss because of one miss. Don't ever want to get up because of a fall.

11. If life doesn't spoil you, be kind to yourself. Don't feel inferior, everyone has his own bright spot. It's better to worry less than to worry more, so that life will not be so tired. If people treat you badly, God will pay you back. Don't laugh at others, it's rude.

12. Don't think that everything has been lost, and don't be depressed by this trivial matter. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp them well.

13. Happiness is not immortality, big fish and big meat, or power in the ruling and opposition. Happiness is the fulfillment of every tiny wish in life. When you want to eat, you can eat, and when you want to be loved, someone will love you.

14. I have no desire to explain, and I don't want to defend myself any more, lest you feel ridiculous and I feel embarrassed.

15. It's not good to think that everything has been lost, and it's not good to be depressed over such a trivial matter. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp them well.

16. Eat well, go to bed on time, don't complain, be kind, insist on doing what you like, feel every detail of life with your heart, precipitate and precipitate again, because you want to be a gentle and powerful person.

17, when friends ignore you, don't be sad, everyone has their own life, no one can always accompany you.

18. When someone suddenly disappears from your life, you don't need to ask why, but it's time for him or her to go. You just need to accept it, whether it's a friend or a lover. The so-called maturity is to know that some things can't be done after all.

19. Don't give everything you have easily. Instead of being humble in the dust, leave some pride and love for yourself. The meanest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

2. People's feelings are like teeth. If you drop them, they will be gone. If you reinstall them, it will be fake. Don't pick up what you have dropped. Accept the sudden loss and cherish the unexpected surprises.

21. No matter what you have experienced is happy or sad, no matter whether the people you meet are good or bad, they can always teach you some things and then help you become a better person. Everyone appears and everything happens for a reason.

22. If you don't worry about what you have all day, those who love you will definitely take you to heart, because they can't bear to see you sad, because others can't take it away from you, and you can't take it away from you.

23, you are not always dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. Dissatisfaction with others is bitter for yourself.

24. Being good to yourself means being serious about life. There is not much time, so you should do your best. After a long time, you will follow suit.

25. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; only when you are kind can you perceive the beauty of society; only when you are magnanimous can you feel the joy of life; only when you succeed can you perceive the splendor of life!

26. No matter what your mood is, don't let yourself be decadent. Be clean and decent from head to toe every day. Be a woman who lives exquisitely without makeup and always smile.

27. I want to hold your hand tightly, let you lean on my shoulder, and let all the unpleasantness go quickly, Feng.