Funny brain teasers, first-grade questions with answers

Brainstorming is a common intellectual game, which requires us to break our habitual thinking to get its entertainment. Remember those wonderful answers that make people laugh and cry? The following is a funny brain teaser for you, for your reference. Funny brain teaser grade one topic (latest edition of 217)

1. The benevolent emperor often kills nine families to punish criminals. Why? Answer: I am afraid that someone will be sad

2. What is the biggest worry of a ghost who was shot and died? Answer: it will leak when drinking water

3. Of course, after being caught making mistakes at school, you will be remembered, so why write a repentance book? Answer: In order to help Li Zhi never get caught again

4. Besides the train, what is the longest car in the world? Answer: racing

5. A cage has raised ten birds, and a pony shot and killed three. How many birds are left? Answer: Ten, three died and seven were alive

6. If your friend is a racing driver and accidentally breaks his leg in the race, how can you comfort him? Answer: I hope he won't give up halfway in the next competition

7. One day, after attending physics class, Xiao Dong suddenly wanted to imitate Newton and went under the apple tree. At this moment, an apple just fell and hit Xiao Dong's head. Guess what Xiao Dong said? Answer: this apple is ripe

8. It is said that a while ago? ET? After leaving the earth, there are only one word left in the English alphabet, but the latest news sounds like one word. Why? Answer: Because the UFO flew away, WC stinks and AIDS is sick and hospitalized

9. According to legend, Longmen Waterfall in China is a beautiful place. Carps who leap over the Longmen can turn into dragons, and if they fail, they will turn into turtles. So many carp try their best to climb the mountains and climb the mountains, but few succeed. So where are those who fail to turn into turtles? Answer: I'm listening to a story here.

1. Why is the giraffe's neck so long? Answer: Because his head is so high, he needs a long neck to connect it. Funny brain teaser Grade One topic (217 Classic Edition)

1. Jiu Le's life is screaming, what the hell is going on? Answer: Because the two blood types are different

2. Xiao Chen is a poor man, but he can spend a lot of money every day. Why? Answer: Xiao Chen is a cashier in the bank

3. Xiao Bi is a famous truant in the school. He almost has to escape from class, but he dare not escape from one class and never misses class on time. What class is it? Answer: class is over

4. The meaning of rest is to go further, so what is the function of make-up exam? Answer: in order to read more books

5. Take a test on the question of relatives' address. If your great-grandfather's son is called grandpa, then your grandfather's son is the man who married your mother. What should you call him? Answer: son

6. When Washington cut down his father's cherry tree as a child, why didn't his father punish him immediately? Answer: Because he still has an axe

7. Who does the mermaid fear most? Answer: Garfield

8. Michael Jackson's son is happy, why? Answer: He can take his father's nose off and play

9. Who starred in the most movies? Answer: there are all the leading actors in the street.

1. Mom asked Wang to get a plate to fill the dishes, but Wang brought it, but he was scolded. Why? Answer: he took the light

11. Is Sakyamuni a man or a woman? Answer: none of them are gods. 12. What kind of dog is not afraid of rabies? Answer: Erlang's divine dog

13. What is Donald most afraid of? Answer: I found myself a white swan

14. What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase? Answer: pretend to faint quickly

15. Johnny dreams that the cat will eat him every night. He is not a mouse. Why? Answer: He plays Mickey Mouse in Dienis during the day

16. Wang Xiaoming is going to dive! But why are there more and more onlookers, but no one wants to save him? Answer: A diving competition is being held there, and he is one of the contestants.

17. Why do people go to the toilet? Answer: prevent extinction.

18. Superman went to the telephone booth and suddenly began to cry. Why? Answer: he is so fat that he can't get in.

19. On a dark night, there was a burst of barking, but suddenly it sounded outside? Knock, knock, knock? Who do you think it will be? Answer: No matter who advises you, don't open the door.

2. Why does two-year-old Ding Dong call her when she sees Obasan next door? Uncle? And the other party is not angry at all? Answer: Because he is an Arabic "funny brain teaser" Grade 1 topic (217 popular edition)

1. Who can't sing? Brother and dad are great, aren't they? Answer: Adam and Eve

2. Why do you want to hold an umbrella on rainy days? Answer: If you like it,

3. What is the greatest contribution of television to mankind? Answer: let the world know the benefits of punctuality

4. What do you have to do with a boy and a girl? Answer: Play the "male" and "female" thief

5. Why did Confucius travel around the world? Answer: because the airplane was not invented

6. What can never happen at the railway station? Answer: since it can't happen, of course it can't happen

7. It didn't rain or shine. Why did a gentleman hold an umbrella? Answer: He is a psycho

8. What do boys and girls have in common? Answer: All people

9. Which kind of grass has the strongest vitality? Answer: the wind blows on both sides

1. What is five plus five? Answer: two hands

11. Under what circumstances do you feel very shaky? Answer: when practicing external alchemy

12. How to stay young forever? Answer: Write it with a strange pen and don't erase it

13. Why does a boat sailing in the water suddenly disappear without a trace? Answer: Because Xiaobao has taken it away from the shower

14. What do you call a dog that can't bark? Answer: dog

15. What do we call a barking dog? Answer: it's so noisy

16. What's small and big? Answer: sharp

17. There is one thing that you don't need, but you can't do without it. It? What the hell is it? Answer: shit

18. Mr. Zhang stabbed people everywhere with a needle. Why didn't anyone blame him? Answer: He is an acupuncturist

19. When was the moon completely different? Answer: When I was abroad, because the moon in foreign countries was round.