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Eighteen types of LOL weapons, an inventory of Valoran’s classic weapons

Foreword

The Eighteen Weapons has reached its fourth issue, and the Eighteen Weapons series has gone through more than half. This time I bring you a special edition. Exclusive weapons are on sale. Have you ever been fascinated by those weird weapons, and have you ever explored their origins? Today ELmo is here to tell you their legend.

1. Mercury's Hammer

Future Guardian Jace, for Piltover!

Mercury's Hammer, for the protection of Piltover weapons created. After researching and developing the Arcane Converter, Jace created the Mercury Hammer, a versatile, transformable hammer weapon. In its hammer form, it can use arcane pressure to create huge destructive power, and in its cannon form, it can shoot out arcane energy to kill at a long distance.

The legend of Jace, a scientist who transformed into a warrior for Piltover.

In fact, before becoming a hero, Jace was just a scientist. An inventor is the first person to be known to the world. Jess's many creative and novel works have been benefiting the lives of people in Germany. At the same time, his fame brought some technological marvels to the attention of some of his enemies.

Victor, a Zaun scientist with a mechanically enhanced body, launched a deadly attack on Jace's laboratory. After being ineffectively hindered by the laboratory's meager security force, Victor stole the blueprints for an arcane converter. Since then, Jess has embarked on a completely different path from the previous half of his life. Jace was worried that his technology would become a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Zaun scientists, so Jace asked the Piltover government to retaliate, but the officials refused to take the initiative. He decided to take matters into his own hands because he realized that if he didn't fight back now, Piltover would never be at peace.

In the end, Jace transformed from a scientist to a warrior, destroying the stolen arcane converter after wiping out Victor's laboratory. Jace returned to Piltover a hero. He reveled in the praise and vowed to protect the people of Piltover with all his heart, becoming Piltover's hope for a bright future.

2. Galaxy Magic Armor

Mechanical Enemy Rambo, the Yodel who needs to look up to

Galaxy Magic Armor, Rambo brought it back after his disappearance of mecha. Its mech can breathe fire, launch giant harpoons, and is equipped with a prototype rake hammer. Its huge size caused a stir among Bandle City and the yordles. After Rambo brought back the Galaxy Magic Armor, he announced that he would join the League of Legends.

The story of Rambo, a paranoid yordle desperate to be taken seriously.

Rambo is a short man. Even though he was born into the Yodel family, Rambo's short stature is extremely dazzling. So Rambo was often bullied while growing up. The shadow of his childhood growth made him more aggressive and witty than his peers, which also gave rise to his paranoid personality. No matter who offends him, he will take revenge. Over time, he became lonely and had no friends, but he didn't mind at all.

Because he likes to repair things and stay with all kinds of gadgets. He often rummaged through scrapheaps, and by this time Rambo had shown his talent as a machinist. His teacher recommended him to become a student of Heimerdinger. But Rambo refused. He felt that Heimerdinger and his colleagues were "traitors". They sold Yodel's advanced technology to humans, and humans just patted their heads in appreciation. Yodels are still humans. After-dinner jokes. The paranoid Rambo was still looking for his partners in his scrap pile, until a group of humans arrived.

The humans who graduated from Yodel Academy went to Bandle City to meet Rambo. Later, Rambo returned home with a bruised nose, face, and a bloody head. Rambo left Bandle City the next morning without a word and disappeared for several months. When he came back, he brought back the Galaxy Magic Armor.

No one knows where this mecha came from, but I kept hearing Rambo’s voice: Have you ever met a yordle you need to look up to?

3. Germany’s Golden Giant Spear

Prince Jarvan IV of Demacia, mission! Die in battle!

The German giant golden spear, a weapon passed down from generation to generation by the Lightshield family. It was modified from the German military flag held by Lightshield I. The giant spear at its front can be retracted and retracted at will, piercing the enemy at a long distance in the manner of a dragon's impact. The green gem in the middle of the giant spear is equipped with the light shield family's protective power, which can release a golden shield to protect the light shield heir holding the giant spear. The giant golden spear is extremely strong. Jarvan's favorite move is to use the giant spear to penetrate the ground and use the vibration power of the surface to form a large-scale surface vibration to defeat the enemy army.

Jiawen's transformation, anyone who offends our country will be punished no matter how far away he is. Demacia!

Jiawen, the fourth generation inheritor of the Demacia royal family’s Lightshield family. He has been instilled in his family's philosophy since he was a child, and will fight with his life for enemies who offend Demacia's moral code. Like his father before him, Jarvan was born to fight against Noxus. He was the first member of the Lightshield royal family born in the Alliance era. When he was a minor, Jarvan IV led the Demacia army in bloody battles with Noxus, and was injured in many battles with his allies.

Then the young man immediately encountered setbacks.

Jarvan was captured by Noxian field commander Swain. This failure nearly resulted in his death at the hands of Urgot. Until his childhood friend Galen led the Fearless Vanguard to rescue him. When Garen received the power of Demacia and was supported by the country, Jarvan decided to make himself stronger.

He led a group of soldiers to leave Demacia without warning. He left only a note vowing to find the "way to atone." After hunting down beasts and bandits, Jarvan was never heard from again. This made the Demacia government prepare for the worst. But then he reappeared on the streets of Demacia with the sound of glorious horns. He wears a battle armor made of dragon scales and dragon bones, and his eyes radiate wisdom that belies his age. Only two of the 12 soldiers who left with him survived. In a voice as cold as steel, he vowed to bring all enemies of Demacia to their knees.

4. The Legendary Sword of Ionia

Irelia, the Will of Blades, the Death Return of Will

The Legendary Sword of Ionia, from The hand of Ionia's legendary swordsman Lito. Rito is a master of swordsmanship and it is said that the sword in his hand can breathe. But a sudden illness took away Master Lito's life. When the Blade of Ionia was passed down to her daughter Irelia, it had a new name, the Legendary Sword!

My stance is very firm on the will of the blade!

When her homeland was invaded and her people faced humiliation, young Irelia stood up. She picked up her father's greatsword, and in the absence of her father and brother, Irelia declared that she would lead the resistance to continue fighting. The young Irelia used her will to give the army confidence to win again. However, Irelia fell on the battlefield.

Irelia was cursed by the dark wizards of Noxus. As her life force continued to drain, Soraka, the Star Child, appeared and tried to stabilize Irelia's dissipated soul. Supported by her strong will to not give up her hometown, Irelia returned from the brink of death, holding high her father's great sword. Irelia turned around and charged into the enemy army, controlling the giant sword in her hand. The greatsword danced lightly, slaying the enemy as the Noxians froze in horror. The battered invaders were forced to retreat.

After this battle, Irelia was appointed captain of the Ionian Guard. The young Irelia received guidance from more famous teachers. Accompanied by the legendary sword, her sword skills improved Whether he can surpass his father is only a matter of time. Another legendary swordsman of Ionia said that the will of the blade in Irelia's heart is her greatest reliance on defeating any enemy.

5. Brass lamppost

Weapons master Jax, the master of unstoppable victory

Brass lamppost, yes, it is a lamp The pillars are exactly like the ones you see on the street. It is not made of the precious metals above, nor is it an ancient artifact.

It is just an ordinary street lamp post. The reason why it became a legend as a lamppost was because of its users. Weapons Master, Jax.

The victory of Jax, the Grandmaster who could not stop his victory despite being punished by the Alliance.

Jax is an outlier in League of Legends. Because most heroes choose to join the League of Legends after they become famous. Jax is not. He was simply one of War College's most prolific league fighters. Before joining the Alliance, Jax was just an ordinary mercenary soldier. Jax was placed at the top of the Alliance's list of candidates for adjudication, for reasons known only to the Alliance's former leader. There are only two outcomes for the interview decided by the Alliance: either choose a future hero or reject it.

Jax’s decision was the fastest in league history. The door of verification shines at the beginning and slowly opens. Jax faced undocumented observations and considerations during the ruling. Jax needs to prove to the world that he is the most terrifying being in the Land of Justice. The self-proclaimed "Weapons Master" has racked up a string of victories that so far are unmatched. Many summoners in the league are worried that the objectivity of League of Legends will be called into question by the emergence of this invincible unknown warrior. To solve this problem, the new leader of the Alliance placed special restrictions on Jax.

This restriction is unprecedented and unprecedented. The burly Jax resented the special terms imposed on him. In protest, he allowed himself only brass lampposts. Neither the league's punishment of him nor the punishment he imposed on himself affected his victory. The league has since withdrawn his punishment, but Jax has not lifted his punishment. With his trusty brass lamppost he fought and won.