50 jokes about Spring Festival couplets

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is shy. During the dinner, the cheerful classmates smiled and pointed to the shy classmates and introduced us: "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, then said, "I'm from Yangon."

2. The headmaster is angry

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Step 3 meet in the country

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.

antithetical couplet

1. Lotus (lotus seed) has a bitter heart and pear (liver) has a sour stomach.

2. Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is really difficult to walk (Lu Bu)

3. The bird is in the cage and the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao). Hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. In rowing competition, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing speed (climbing).

5. A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe.