Interesting name

One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

This is met by a friend who works in Zhujiang Road.

The bus was so crowded that a woman stood at the door.

A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,

Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is only one little joke dedicated to a hard-working friend. I wish you success in your work and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

What are some funny names in China that people don't understand? Let me name a few funny names ~ Jiao Hougen, Liu Xue, Qin Shousheng, Yang Wei, Mute, Liu Jing, Bi Yuntao and Laxi. Jiubai (* * er), Takamaru Tsukiji (Japan), Takamaru Kiichi (Japan), Guanliu Keiko (Japan), Bakai Menggan (Mongolia), Park Jung-hwan (Korea), Yin Jingzhi (Korea), Slender and drooping (India), don't drink? Uncomfortable (Russian), Curilla? Kubuto (Russia)

The funniest name! ! According to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, China's funniest name ~ ~

Shan Liu

Yang Wei

Lai (still a man)

Fan Jian

Ji

Fan tong

Xia renjian

Zhu yiqun

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents)

Pang guang

Du Qiyan

Wei Jinsheng

Correcting thick roots

Shen Jingbing

First place: Shi

Other funny names! !

Happiness is what you get on your own initiative, and the ways of happiness are more and more diverse. We need to find happiness, create happiness, collect happiness, enjoy happiness and spread happiness together. We all have names, and we all want happiness. Find happiness from your name and mine! The "namesake club" has added a lot of happiness to our life. We now launch "Top Ten Funny Names in China", and welcome you to enjoy and spread happiness.

Music teachers are called "organ"

The bodybuilding teacher's name is "Chen Yaling"

The doctor called Duan Zhen (broken needle)

The driver's name is "Wu Baoan"

The professional teacher of boiler heat treatment is called "Wu Yanmei"

The following names are for your reference. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names.

Wei Junzhi (hypocrite)

Wang Guojun (national subjugation)

Zeng Yantao (what a nuisance)

Zhang Peng (Tent)

Lai Yuejin (still a man)

Ji (very good)

Fan Tong may have eaten too much (for no reason).

To (want to kiss)

Wu Guansheng (not officially promoted)

Bi Yuntao (condom)

Han Xiangsheng (who still wants to be born)

Bo Yaonan (no boys ~ ~)

Zhu rice rolls

Huang Shulan (weasel)

Su Yike (a tree)

Zeng Kunnan (It's really hard)-It's not easy

Dog Xue Ji (dog learns chicken)

Luo tiren (naked man)

Wu (I am infatuated with flowers)

Qujing (Buddhist scripture) is probably that his father came back from Buddhist scripture and the child was born.

Wu Fulu (without Fulu) looks like a poor middle peasant in his clothes. It seems that he really lives up to his reputation. He has neither happiness nor wealth.

Has Hua Yandan been ill?

David Moses (quotation marks)

Zheng Zaigao (working hard)

Yuan Gong (employee)

centipede

Correcting the thick root (heel)

Zhuyuepo (pork tripe)

Lu Yidian (a little dew) Lujia three brothers and sisters

Luliangdian (Luerdian)

Lushan branch (Lushan branch)

Shen Jingbing (neuropathy)

pig manure

Mai Ying (Prostitution) Watch out for getting caught!

Jing Yue (menstruation)

Wei Anfu (comfort woman)

Liu Xia (dirty)

Cao linliang (? ) I really dare not call him by his name!

Qin Shousheng doesn't know what his parents are thinking!

Duan Ming (dead)

Fan Jian (bitch)

Yang Wei (impotence)

Li Jianren (you * * *)

Shen Dejian (born cheap)

Sting (doomed to death)

Zhu Shi (pig manure)

China's funniest name? Interesting name? Is that right?

1, Hou:

Hou Bigu (monkey * * *), Hou Fangbi (monkey farts), Hou Shangshu (monkey climbs a tree), Hou Kanshu (monkey reads a book), Hou Cuiniu (monkey boasts), Hou Jijie (monkey bites chicken), Hou Meitun (monkey's beautiful buttocks), Hou Jingcha (monkey policeman) and Hou Jingcha.

2. Wei:

Wei Fa (illegal), Wei Gui (illegal), Andy (illegal), Wei Xin (against one's will), Wei Bei (against one's will), Wei Xing Shi (against one's will) and Wei (vitamins). ...

3. Fan:

Fan Cuo (making mistakes), Fan Chou (making worries), Fan Jian (making base), Fan Ren (prisoners), Fan Zui (committing crimes), Fan Tong (nothing) and Fan Renlou (prisoners' building). ...

4. Wu:

Wuneng (incompetent), Jason Wu (without essence and classics), Wu An (without security), Wu Ren 'ai (unloved), Wu Renyao (unwanted), Wu descendants (without descendants), Wu Houren (without descendants), Wu Jingshe (without precise shooting), Wu Gong (centipede) and Wu Fulu (without descendants).

5. Yang:

Yang Dianfeng (Yangjiaofeng), Yang Huo (foreign goods), Yang Mao (wool), Yang Cong (onion), Yang Wei (impotence), Yang Maoku (wool pants), Yang Xing (sheep smell, sheep heart). ...

6. Lin:

Lin Bajie (lymph node), (wet), (shower), (gonorrhea), (dying), (neighbor), Lin prehistoric (dying) ...

7. Summer:

Xia Ryukyu (dirty), Xia Jian (* * *), Fox Xia (scary), Xia Shiren (scary), Xia Dayu (heavy rain), Xia Gongfu (hard work), Xia Renjian (next * * *) and Xia Zhufen (pig manure). ...

8. Horse:

Ma Fenduo (with a lot of horse manure), Ma Bijing (flatterer), Ma Fen bucket (horse manure bucket), Ma Shilai (horse manure), Ma Qiren (rider), stable boy (stable), Ma Maibi (horse dealer), Ma Zhao Jian (horse rape) and Ma Fenshi (horse dismemberment). ...

9. Song:

(Farewell), Song (send money), Song (wink at him), Song (send a box lunch), Song Renqing (send a favor), Song Guangqian (send all the money), Song Mei (send coal, nothing), Song Zongren (send farewell). ...

10, paragraph:

Duan (broken family property), Duan Zhen (broken needle), Duan Qiao (broken bridge), Duan Zhen (broken needle), Duan Xianzheng (broken Zheng), Duan (broken village), Duan Toutai (guillotine), Duan Kouliang (broken rations) and Duan Malu (broken road). ...

Liu 1 1:

Liu Mang (rogue), Liu Chan (abortion), Liu Lang (vagrancy), Liu Xie (bleeding), Liu Xue (bleeding), Liu Lei (tears), Liu Fang (exile), Liu Ji (repetition), (runny nose), Liu Gan (flu) and Liu Nong (repetition).

12, Wang:

Wang (deceased relative), (traitor), Wang Yi (conquered nation), (deceased relative), Wang family (deceased relative), (deceased relative) ...

13, history:

Stone (shit smells good), stone river (shit river), stone is too much (too much shit), stone is too expensive (shit is too expensive), stone (shit all the way), stone (shit all the way), stone is coming (shit is coming), stone (shit all the way), and Shi Dejun (die fast)

14, Zhu:

Zhu Fendao (pig manure arrives), Zhu Si (pigsty), Zhu Iridium Group (a group of pigs), Zhu (pigs entering the shed), Zhu Buru (inferior pigs), Zhu Xintou (pig heart), Zhu Maiyin (pig prostitution), Zhu Ru (dwarf), Zhu Rufang (pig * *) and Zhu Jiuzhu.

15, Yin:

Yin Daoyan (* * * phlogistic), Yin Daohong (* * red), Yin Whale (* * *), Yin Mao (* * *), Yin Daokuan (* * wide), Yin Daoxiao (* * * small), Yin Jian (underworld) and Yin Jiansheng (underworld).

16, Zhao:

Zhao (looking in the mirror), Evonne (calling prostitutes), Zhao Buliang (not glowing), Zhao Buzhu (unable to hide), Zhao (dead), Zhao Beixiao (with a small cup) and Zhao (calling prostitutes' room). ...

17, Du:

Du Ziteng (stomachache), Du Qiyan (belly button), Du Taida (big belly), Du Liren (stomachache), Du Laiqi (stomach bug), Du Shengchong, Du Zhangyao (tummy swelling) and Du Ziai (hungry). ...

18, Cai:

Dish served (dish served), dish (dish is really expensive), dish leaf chong (leaf worm), Cai ... >>

Tell me the funniest name you know ~ I've never heard of funny names, but I want to share some online names with you!

My brother Zeng's screen name (perhaps copied from others) is "pointing to the sun and saying the sun"; There was once a netizen who had an exaggerated screen name "riding a fly grass smells great fragrance". If there is plagiarism, look at the number ~ =. =

Interesting historical figure name Zhang Yide Zhang Yida.

Give me some interesting Japanese names. There is no limit to life, no shit machine. The day before yesterday, Xiao Xin was eight years old. Baluchi Munger? Fezzarian Isaac? Show Ned one-third of his sincere feelings, and the other two-thirds are concerned about the feelings of barbed wire. He seems to know my name. I know he doesn't know that he doesn't have dried squid and dried herring at home. This is different from just now. This is Red Nai Fish, Spicy Oil, Gong Nan Emperor, Kimura King, Emperor and Emperor Pei.

Collect the funniest names in the country according to the name query system of the Ministry of Public Security, the funniest names in the country ~ ~

Shan Liu

Yang Wei

Lai (still a man)

Fan Jian

Ji

Fan tong

Xia renjian

Zhu yiqun

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents)

Pang Guangfu

Du Qiyan

Wei Jinsheng

Correcting thick roots

Shen Jingbing

First place: Shi

What are the hilarious names in the country? This is a joke.

When the school began to call the roll, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students, "I read the student number, so you can give your names so that everyone can get to know each other, okay?"

"No.0065438 +0!"

"Teacher, my name is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave this to you?"

"My dad." "What does your father do?" "Open a pig farm!"

"No.002!"

A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang. My name is Zhang."

"No.003!"

"Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang Dekai. " "Who gave you this name?"

"It's my father. He sells pliers. " The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

"No.004!"

"Report teacher, my name is Qu (pronounced" ou "), and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that when she gave birth to me, she exploded a computer game. " The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

"No.005!"

"Report to the teacher, * * Niang!" "How do you call names? ! "

"no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father is a winemaker. "

"No.006!"

"Teacher, my surname is Gou, and I am told to ignore it."

"Your dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ! "

"Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher has been a little shaken.

"No.007!"

"My name is Jian, and my name is Jian goods."

"Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse."

"Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.

"No.008!"

"Teacher, go to hell!" "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! "

"I mean, my name is Ni. Tell Ni to go to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? "

"Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.

"No.009!"

"The teacher said next time." "Why do you want to say next time? You can say it now! "

"no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher felt dizzy.

"No.0 0 10/0!"

"Teacher, my last name is Gao."

"My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience."

"My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong." …………

The teacher turned to the sky and growled, "God, I met a group of students!" " "The teacher spurted blood and fell to the ground.