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There are always mistakes in writing.

1. I want to write a composition with typos.

Chinese characters can be used not only for communication, but also for appreciation. In our life, Chinese characters have become an indispensable part. Whether listening with ears or seeing with eyes, people will come into contact with Chinese characters all the time. It is precisely because of this that when some people use Chinese characters, for various reasons, they write the original word into another word, so there are typos. To this end, our group made an investigation and study on the typos in the students' exercise books. In this research process, we made statistics and classification, and we found that there may be four reasons for typos:

First, because the pronunciation is the same or similar.

For example, "gold" is written as "near", "cherish" is written as "rare" and so on. The words with the highest typo probability in our class are "namely" and "bi", "even" is "even", "du" is "namely … also" and so on. One of the most common phenomena is the confusion of the usage of "de", "de" and "de". Every time the teacher encounters this situation, he emphasizes that "de" is generally used before nouns, "de" is generally used before verbs, and "de" is used between verbs and adjectives. However, many students still find it difficult to tell the difference. In fact, typos caused by homophones are not inevitable. As long as the meaning of the words to be written is determined, there will be no typos, at least not too many typos.

Second, typos caused by similar words

"Xi" is written as "degree", "expectation" is written as "hegemony", "modesty" is written as "worry" and so on. This kind of pictophonetic characters are generally pictophonetic characters. As the teacher said, pictophonetic characters are composed of pictophonetic characters and ideographic characters, pictophonetic characters and ideographic characters. When writing a sentence, you should first think about the meaning of the word, and then determine the radicals of the word, so that you won't make mistakes. If you still can't figure it out, just look through the dictionary and ask your classmates. Never scribble, there will be more negative typos.

Third, due to carelessness.

For example, the word "try" was not left, and another one was left; The word "Wu" is the same, and carelessness is redundant. Some students wrote the first half and left the second half. Some students write the first half of the word correctly, and the second half will be written in other words, such as "tear". If you write "hand-written" and "qi", the right side will be written as "month" because he thinks it is the "period" of the week. Carelessness causes many typos, such as more and less. The reason for this phenomenon is that when writing, I don't devote myself wholeheartedly. Not because you can't write this word, but because you don't have the heart to write it.

Chinese characters are the treasure of our Chinese nation and the precious legacy left by our ancestors. We should love every Chinese character as we love ourselves, write correctly and use Chinese characters reasonably, so that Chinese characters can exert greater charm!

2. Find a wrong word in life and write a composition. In people's lives, typos seem to be everywhere: some immature children write wrong Chinese characters that they have not fully mastered, some careless people make mistakes in the pursuit of speed, and some conscientious teachers deliberately write wrong Chinese characters to test students ... But today, the typo we want to know is another kind of typo. They seem to be just a way of doing business, but today, let's go into the world of typos and get to know them.

Walking in the bustling and noisy streets, dazzling typos can be seen everywhere; "You Shape Me" Barber Shop, "Flying Head and Flying Ears" Game Hall, "Flower Show" Flower Show, "Shirt Green Sleeves" Cloth Shop. These store names often make people feel interesting, but they are vaguely uneasy. Ask the owners of those stores: "Why do you want to take such a name?" Just answer: "The name of the store is novel, eye-catching, business is booming, and fame and fortune are both achieved." ...

I think typo is a social phenomenon, not a cultural problem. Take "going your own way" as an example. "Go your own way" is an ancient and beautiful saying of China. This atmospheric, auspicious and clear sentence "No matter what you do, I will go my own way" was changed to "I will shape your image". This is not a big insult to China tradition. Chinese is one of the most beautiful languages in the world. Its image, agility, appropriateness and beauty have been passed down for 5,000 years. Beautiful and agile language such as "beautiful scenery", "green and thin", "clear and clear" and "never flowing" have been replaced by "you have shaped me", "flying my head", "flying my sleeves". Do these words show people's respect for the motherland? Such a store name may be exchanged for hundreds of millions of net worth, countless fame and fortune, and may also make an enterprise rich in assets and fame and fortune. However, people will lose one thing, called "the dignity of the motherland", and the dignity of the motherland can't be bought anyway!

Here, I hope this typo will disappear in people's lives as soon as possible, and people still have that hard-won respect for the motherland! Agree to 0| comment and report | 2010-1kloc-0/0: 39 Donghai 01| Level II.

China is the country with the largest number of words and the largest number of street typos. Sometimes you can see some typos when you walk in the street.

I remember one day: I saw a motorcycle repair shop on the roadside. I looked at the sign at the door, which said "magic" requires maintenance, and it was a typo at first glance.

If the motorcycle is for the devil, who dares to ride it?

In such a country with typos. You can often see a lot of typos, such as: a row of "blocks" written in front of fast food restaurants, propaganda slogans to crack down on environmental damage: strike hard on calendar, tire repair at the door of auto repair shops, wave sales at the door of fruit shops, copied rice at the door of restaurants, and many other typos on the street.

If we get rid of such bad habits, our country will be more brilliant. You think, if other foreigners come to our country and see so many typos in our country, it will make our country very ashamed.

Therefore, in the future, everyone can't write wrong words again and again, so as to make our country more brilliant!

In people's lives, typos seem to be everywhere: some immature children write Chinese characters wrong, some careless people write Chinese characters wrong in pursuit of speed, and some conscientious teachers deliberately write Chinese characters wrong in order to test students ... But today, what we want to know is another typo, which seems to be just a way of doing business, but it seems to be related to national dignity. Today, let's go into the world of typos and learn about them.

Walking in the bustling and noisy streets, dazzling typos can be seen everywhere; "You Shape Me" Barber Shop, "Flying Head and Flying Ears" Game Hall, "Flower Show" Flower Show, "Shirt Green Sleeves" Cloth Shop. These store names often make people feel interesting, but they are vaguely uneasy. Ask the owners of those stores: "Why do you want to take such a name?" Just answer: "The name of the store is novel, eye-catching, business is booming, and fame and fortune are both achieved." ...

I think typo is a social phenomenon, not a cultural problem. Take "going your own way" as an example. "Go your own way" is an ancient and beautiful saying of China. This atmospheric, auspicious and clear sentence "No matter what you do, I will go my own way" was changed to "I will shape your image". This is not a big insult to China tradition. Chinese is one of the most beautiful languages in the world. Its image, agility, appropriateness and beauty have been passed down for 5,000 years. Beautiful and agile language such as "beautiful scenery", "green and thin", "clear and clear" and "never flowing" have been replaced by "you have shaped me", "flying my head", "flying my sleeves". Do these words show people's respect for the motherland? Such a store name may be exchanged for hundreds of millions of net worth, countless fame and fortune, and may also make an enterprise rich in assets and fame and fortune. However, people will lose one thing, called "the dignity of the motherland", and the dignity of the motherland can't be bought anyway!

Here, I hope this typo will disappear in people's lives as soon as possible, and people still have that hard-won respect for the motherland.

3. Write a composition. Requirements: Write 45o characters with typos. The wrong words in life.

In people's lives, typos seem to be everywhere: some immature children write Chinese characters wrong, some careless people write Chinese characters wrong in pursuit of speed, and some conscientious teachers deliberately write Chinese characters wrong in order to test students ... But today, what we want to know is another typo, which seems to be just a way of doing business, but it seems to be related to national dignity. Today, let's go into the world of typos and learn about them.

Walking in the bustling and noisy streets, dazzling typos can be seen everywhere; "You Shape Me" Barber Shop, "Flying Head and Flying Ears" Game Hall, "Flower Show" Flower Show, "Shirt Green Sleeves" Cloth Shop. These store names often make people feel interesting, but they are vaguely uneasy. Ask the owners of those stores: "Why do you want to take such a name?" Just answer: "the name of the store is novel, eye-catching, business is booming, fame and fortune are both" ... composition.

I think typo is a social phenomenon, not a cultural problem. Take "going your own way" as an example. "Go your own way" is an ancient and beautiful saying of China. This atmospheric, auspicious and clear sentence "No matter what you do, I will go my own way" was changed to "I will shape your image". This is not a big insult to China tradition. Chinese is one of the most beautiful languages in the world. Its image, agility, appropriateness and beauty have been passed down for 5,000 years. Beautiful and agile language such as "beautiful scenery", "green and thin", "clear and clear" and "never flowing" have been replaced by "you have shaped me", "flying my head", "flying my sleeves". Do these words show people's respect for the motherland? Such a store name may be exchanged for hundreds of millions of net worth, countless fame and fortune, and may also make an enterprise rich in assets and fame and fortune. However, people will lose one thing, called "the dignity of the motherland", and the dignity of the motherland can't be bought anyway!

Here, I hope this typo will disappear in people's lives as soon as possible, and people still have that hard-won respect for the motherland!

4. Composition: Write a joke of not less than 400 words. Article 1: The story of typo.

The typo is a mistake that everyone will make in writing. This small mistake and misunderstanding will make you write this typo all your life unless you correct it.

In a faraway place, there is a kingdom called "Kingdom of Parting".

The king of "Wrong Kingdom" is called "Wrong Word" and the queen is called "Wrong Word". The ministers and people in the "wrong kingdom" spelled it wrong.

The neighboring country in the "wrong country" is the "word country". None of the "kingdom of words" is a typo. Don't write.

People in "Farewell Kingdom" are very hospitable, but no one wants to go to their kingdom because they can't name it. "Farewell Kingdom" has no guests, while "Word Kingdom" has guests every day.

When I was writing again, when I was writing "Cactus", people from the "wrong kingdom" came to my house and four of them came. There are four more red circles on my composition paper.

People in the "typo kingdom" are really bad. Maybe if you are not careful, people from the "typo kingdom" will come to your home to "visit"!

Grade 5: Zhu

-300 words

Article 2: Street typos

Mistakes are common in life, and the number is increasing, so I went to the streets to find them.

Today, the sun is shining, and there are white clouds inlaid with Phnom Penh in the blue sky, which are really like sheep in the sunset on the grassland. However, there is an obvious stain on the signboard beside the road ahead, and that is the typo on the signboard. The sign says "50 meters in front of the public toilet" and the word "to" is written as "live". Alas, an apostrophe is missing and it has become another word. Walk along the signboard and you will arrive at the Friendship Hotel. The word "love" on it is "money". Forget it! Then, I came to a furniture store. The signboard reads "Everyone's Furniture Store" and misspelled "Furniture" into "Furniture". This time, I couldn't help it any longer, so I went in to the shopkeeper and said, "Uncle, the word' furniture' on that signboard can't be written like this ... but before I finished, the shopkeeper shouted," Go, go, what do you know? That's called fashion. Now you're walking down the street, and there are typos on any sign .. and then he "invited" me. I stood by and laughed: "Who doesn't understand?"

How shameful such a thing is! So, let's start from ourselves, get rid of typos and make our earth home better!

Grade two, grade four: revealing the slightest

-500 words

Article 3: Hey, this typo of "harming people"

Alas, this kind of "harmful" typo sometimes appears, regardless of adults and children. I'll tell you a story and you'll burst into laughter. I wonder if you wrote it wrong.

The story begins: A classmate named Xiaogang especially likes to write typos, which inadvertently makes him the bravest person.

That day, Xiaogang was playing football happily on the grass. Xiaohong ran out of the classroom quickly, holding a roll of paper in his hand, and mysteriously said to Xiaogang, "Do you know? Now everyone says you are the bravest person! " Xiaogang scratched his head with his hand and began to daydream: Did I inadvertently become a hero? Out of curiosity, Xiaogang picked up the ball and walked slowly with Xiaohong on the way back to class. Halfway through, Xiaogang finally couldn't help it. He asked happily loudly, "Come on, why do people praise me like this?" Xiaohong stopped and asked cunningly, "Do you really want to know? Xiaogang said firmly, "Yes, I want to know!" " "Well, that's what you said! "Xiaohong opened the roll of paper and said," This is what you wrote in your composition,' I want to take my intestines with me'. I don't even want my intestines. Isn't this the bravest person? " After listening to it again and again, Xiaogang broke out in a cold sweat, blushing like a mature apple, holding the back of his head with his hand, and the football fell unconsciously. ...

Hey, when will this "harmful" typo leave us!

You only write typos and dare to write Chinese characters, which can be used for communication and appreciation. In our life, Chinese characters have become an indispensable part. Whether listening with ears or seeing with eyes, people will come into contact with Chinese characters all the time. It is precisely because of this that when some people use Chinese characters, for various reasons, they write the original word into another word, so there are typos. To this end, our group made an investigation and study on the typos in the students' exercise books. In this research process, we made statistics and classification, and we found that there may be four reasons for typos:

First, because the pronunciation is the same or similar.

For example, "gold" is written as "near", "cherish" is written as "rare" and so on. The words with the highest typo probability in our class are "namely" and "bi", "even" is "even", "du" is "namely … also" and so on. One of the most common phenomena is the confusion of the usage of "de", "de" and "de". Every time the teacher encounters this situation, he emphasizes that "de" is generally used before nouns, "de" is generally used before verbs, and "de" is used between verbs and adjectives. However, many students still find it difficult to tell the difference. In fact, typos caused by homophones are not inevitable. As long as the meaning of the words to be written is determined, there will be no typos, at least not too many typos.

Second, typos caused by similar words

"Xi" is written as "degree", "expectation" is written as "hegemony", "modesty" is written as "worry" and so on. This kind of pictophonetic characters are generally pictophonetic characters. As the teacher said, pictophonetic characters are composed of pictophonetic characters and ideographic characters, pictophonetic characters and ideographic characters. When writing a sentence, you should first think about the meaning of the word, and then determine the radicals of the word, so that you won't make mistakes. If you still can't figure it out, just look through the dictionary and ask your classmates. Never scribble, there will be more negative typos.

Third, due to carelessness.

For example, the word "try" was not left, and another one was left; The word "Wu" is the same, and carelessness is redundant. Some students wrote the first half and left the second half. Some students write the first half of the word correctly, and the second half will be written in other words, such as "tear". If you write "hand-written" and "qi", the right side will be written as "month" because he thinks it is the "period" of the week. Carelessness causes many typos, such as more and less. The reason for this phenomenon is that when writing, I don't devote myself wholeheartedly. Not because you can't write this word, but because you don't have the heart to write it.

Chinese characters are the treasure of our Chinese nation and the precious legacy left by our ancestors. We should love every Chinese character as we love ourselves, write correctly and use Chinese characters reasonably, so that Chinese characters can exert greater charm!