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I beg you for a skit or a simple drama script with 12 people on stage. We are college students.

Object: Photographer Lao Sun, Granny Aniu, Brother Yingying Dahu

Opening: "Minuet in G Major"

Photography: Chang Dixiang , now you are smiling in front of me. But I always have to figure out whether you are near or far from me, but I still believe that you must be satisfied with the photos I took because I can make you show your eyes with deep love

Hello everyone, I am Zhong. The photographer at Yisheng Wedding Photography Studio received a call from an elderly couple yesterday, saying that they were coming to take a set of additional wedding photos. It's not easy being an old married couple.

(Two old people, grandma Sun and grandma come on stage)

Mr. and Mrs. Sun: The most romantic thing I can think of is to slowly express my old age with you, knowing that we can’t go anywhere when we grow old. You still regard me as a treasure in your hand----"The Most Romantic Thing"

Photo: Hello (shake hands). Really, whenever you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come.

Lao Sun: Do you know who is the fastest in our country?

Photo: I don’t know.

Old Sun: Cao Cao.

Photo: Huh? Why?

Lao Sun: (turning to Grandma Sun) You say it.

Grandma Sun: OK, I’ll say it. My wife is just kidding you. I haven't heard of Liu Xiang from our country being able to be here at any time.

Photo: Oops. Grandpa is still so smart despite his age. Excuse me, what is your surname?

Old Sun: Sun

Photo: Old Sun. Monkey King Sun Wukong, no wonder the uncle elf. Please sit down and let me take a set of beautiful wedding photos for you. Oops, uncle, why did you two think of taking wedding photos now?

Lao Sun: You say.

Grandma Sun: OK, I’ll say it. (Insert video about reform and opening up and the deeds of the old couple) In 1987, my wife finally went to college. They were already in their 30s at the time. The university is in the south and my home is in the north. The country has said that it will establish a land contract responsibility system. How many acres of land are allocated to my family? In order to make a living, I will stay at home and farm.

Photo: Oops, the two places are separated. What happened next? Is the uncle back?

Grandma Sun: The wait will be 5 or 6 years! The child has grown so tall. When our husband came back, he was frightened and the child no longer knew his father. Later, I heard that the country was planning to develop the western region, and there were quotas for recruitment in the army. After discussing with me, I said not to waste what I have learned, and I felt itchy in my heart.

Photo: What next?

Grandma Sun: Then go. Who told me to marry you willingly?

Old Sun: Poor China is covered with white snow, and under difficult conditions, reform and opening up. The two names are carved on the birch trees. They swear to love each other for the rest of their lives. One day, the call came to his hometown, and the young man left home to build. My sweetheart from afar, don’t worry about me and wait for me to come back and take a wedding photo. ----"White Birch Forest"

Grandma Sun: The wait has only ended now! We are busy with the affairs of the country and our children and grandchildren. Our motherland has become prosperous. Our children and grandchildren are getting married, starting families, and studying abroad, but we are growing old.

Photo: Oh, children and grandchildren will have their own blessings.

Lao Sun: Yes

Photograph: So touching. It can be said that you two have witnessed the 30-year history of reform and opening up from beginning to end. Today I will definitely take a set of the most beautiful photos for you.

(Brother Aniu and Yingying are here)

Yingying: The warm flowers bloom in spring, taking away the sadness of winter, and the breeze brings a romantic atmosphere. Every love song is suddenly full of meaning. I am here I suddenly see you at this moment

Brother Aniu: The warm fragrance of spring flowers takes away the hunger and cold of winter. The breeze brings unexpected love. The singing of birds brings us closer. I suddenly fall in love with you at this moment.

Hehe: Listen to me and walk hand in hand with me through a happy life. Yesterday was too late and tomorrow will be a pity. Today you have to marry me----"I want to marry you today"

Photography: Welcome to Zhongaisheng Wedding Photography Studio.

Brother Aniu: Hello. We...

Photo: I know. Seeing you singing cheerful songs and your faces flushed, I think you are here to take wedding photos.

Yingying: Well, yes. I am Brother Aniu...

Photo: I know.

Seeing that Brother Aniu is wearing a military uniform, he must have taken advantage of the army's holiday to take wedding photos.

Yingying: Oops. Boss, you...

Photo: I know. Do you want to praise me for my clever calculation?

Old Sun: Why weren’t you so clever when I took the test just now?

(Everyone laughs)

Photographer: Please wait, I will take pictures for the elderly first.

Grandma Sun: Photographer, let’s take pictures for them first. You see they are all very enthusiastic. (Turns to Old Sun) Why don’t you two wait for so many years without waiting, and don’t care about those few minutes.

Photo: Since the old people said so. Then I’ll take pictures for you first. If you want to take a photo, hurry up. Light...

123 Smile 456 Hug 789 I will take a photo of this beauty... "Elope to the Moon"

(1 Brother Bing rushed in. He was panting and very short of breath. (Looks like)

Dahu: Ah Niu.

Brother Aniu: What’s wrong?

Yingying: What’s wrong? So eager to see my wedding photos?

Dahu: No. It seems you didn't read the news reports.

Brother Aniu: What’s the big news?

Dahu: An earthquake occurred in Wenchuan County, Sichuan. Level 7.8.

All: Huh?

Dahu: Almost all the houses in the county collapsed and were in ruins. Reports say that the roads to Wenchuan are blocked and the people there are trapped inside. Premier Wen has arrived at the front lines of the disaster area and personally directed the relief and rescue work.

Brother Aniu: Then we should return to the army as soon as possible and wait for orders.

Dahu: Yes, brothers, we are junior soldiers, and our responsibilities are as heavy as mountains. Let’s go.

Yingying: You... do you love me or not? I don’t know what to say. Do you love me or not? If I take off the responsibility, maybe it will be better for you. Do you love me or not? ---- "Love or Not" Me》

Dahu: I am a soldier from the common people who defeated the Japanese invaders and eliminated Chiang Kai-shek's army

Dahu Brother Aniu: I am a soldier who loves the country and loves the people's revolutionary war This test has made me stand firmer. Hey, hold the gun tightly. I can see clearly if the enemy dares to invade and destroy him resolutely----"I am a soldier"

Yingying: Can we not break up, dear farewell? Let's go----"Can we not break up"

Dahu: We who are soldiers, what's different is just because we all wear simple military uniforms. We who are soldiers, there are What's the difference? Since I left my hometown, it's hard to see my parents. It's the same even though they say they're different. They're both young and passionate. They're the same even though they're different. The same footprints are left to the mountains and the rivers.

Brother Dahu Aniu: We soldiers are different, with our heads resting on the cold moon at the border, and our bodies covered with snow, rain, wind and frost. We soldiers are just different, for the sake of national tranquility. , we hold the gun tightly. We say they are different, but in fact they are the same. We are all longing for glory, and we are all trying to win glory. We say they are different, but in fact we are the same. The same style is flying on the flag of China and the country. We soldiers , that's it.----"How to Be a Soldier"

Yingying: Let's go, let's go. Men must learn to shoulder responsibilities. Let's go, let's go. Life will inevitably require you to go through hardships. Let's go, let's go. Finding a home for your heart may be too hard, it may be heartbroken, this is the price of love——"The Price of Love"

Brother Aniu: There is a good girl in my hometown. I often dream of her in the army. My man also has love and is willing to accompany you to the end of the world. But because he has a heavy responsibility, he has to put down his love first and carry it to her. My love is the green flower in the army and is given to her----"Green Flower in the Army"

(While singing and exiting, Yingying expressed her understanding and wiped her tears as she watched him leave. After the two soldiers left the stage, a video of the People's Liberation Army soldiers' earthquake relief work was inserted)

Grandma Sun: Good girl, like this Young people are the best.

Yingying: I am really afraid that he will go to the disaster area to rescue people. I will never be able to take wedding photos.

Lao Sun: My child, I see the hope of a new generation in him. Our motherland, especially in the face of these catastrophes, needs people with this sense of responsibility to defend the motherland. Younger generation, your Brother Aniu is your pride, our pride, and even more the pride of the motherland.

Photo by Grandma Sun: Yes

Yingying: Thank you.

Grandma Sun: My child, don’t cry.

If you cry, you will not be the most beautiful bride.

Yingying: Will I be a beautiful bride?

Grandma Sun Sun: Yes, we are your witnesses. You are the most beautiful bride, and Brother Aniu is the most handsome groom.

Photography: Come on, let me take a picture of you so that I can send it to your brother Aniu, so that he can see more of you and think about you.

Yingying: Thank you.