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Dragon Head Raising Day (Dragon Head Raising Festival)

According to folklore, every second day of the second lunar month is the day when the Dragon King, who is in charge of heavenly sexuality, looks up. After that, the rain will gradually increase. Therefore, this day is called the Spring Festival. There is a saying in northern China: "On February 2, the dragon looked up; Big warehouse is full and small warehouses are flowing. "Folk proverbs.

Whenever the Spring Festival comes, in most parts of northern China, every family carries lanterns to fetch water from wells or rivers in the morning, and when they get home, they light a fire, burn incense and offer offerings. In ancient times, people called this ceremony "attracting dragons". On this day, every household will eat noodles, fried cakes and popcorn, and compare "picking the dragon's head", "eating gentian", "golden beans blossom, the dragon king ascends to heaven, the clouds and rain rise, and the grains are abundant" to show good luck.

The origin of the Spring Festival, there is such a fairy tale among the people in northern China. Wu Zetian became emperor, which annoyed the Jade Emperor and told the Four Seas Dragon King not to rain on earth for three years. Soon, the Dragon King, who was in charge of Tianhe, listened to the cries of the people, watched the people starve to death, and worried that human life would be cut off, so he went against the jade emperor's will and sent rain for the sky.

When the Jade Emperor learned that the Dragon King had been sent down to the mortal world, he was put under a big mountain to suffer, and a monument was erected on the mountain: The Dragon King's rain violated the laws of heaven and should be punished for future generations; If you want to go back to Lingxiao Pavilion, unless the golden beans bloom.

In order to save the Dragon King, people searched everywhere for golden beans in full bloom. On the second day of February of the following year, when people were drying corn seeds, they thought the corn looked like golden beans. It blooms when it's fried. Isn't it golden beans? Every household popped popcorn and put a case in the yard to burn incense for the "golden beans" that have already blossomed.

The Dragon King looked up and knew that people had saved him. He shouted to the jade emperor, "The golden beans are blooming, let me out quickly!" ; As soon as the Jade Emperor saw that the golden beans in the yard of every household in the world were in full bloom, he would send a message to the Dragon King, asking him to return to heaven and continue to give sex to the world.

Since then, people have formed a habit. On the second day of February, people eat popcorn.

In fact, after February of the lunar calendar, the "rain" solar term will come, the phenomenon of little rain in winter will end, and the rainfall will gradually increase, which is originally the characteristic of the monsoon climate in North China.

Kuafu chasing the sun

In ancient times, in the north of our country, there was a towering and majestic Tianshan Mountain in Chengdu, where a giant named Kuafu lived. The head of the Kuafu family is Kuafu. He is extremely tall, powerful, strong-willed and brave. At that time, the world was desolate and backward, poisonous snakes and beasts were rampant, and people's lives were miserable. For the sake of this tribe's property, Kuafu leads people to fight against natural disasters every day. Kuafu often hangs the vicious yellow snake he caught on his ear as decoration, and he is proud of it.

One year, there was a great drought. The blazing sun scorched the crops on the ground and dried the running water in the river. People are too hot to live. When Kuafu saw this scene, he made up his mind and vowed to seize the sun, make it obey people's orders and serve everyone better.

One day, when the sun rose from the sea, Kuafu strode from the East Sea of China and started his daily journey.

The sun is spinning fast in the air, and Kuafu is chasing like a gust of wind on the ground. Kuafu kept chasing and chasing, and when he was hungry, he picked a wild fruit to satisfy his hunger; When you are thirsty, hold the river to quench your thirst; If you are tired, just take a nap. He has been encouraging himself in his heart: "Soon, we will catch up with the sun and the people's lives will be happy." He chased Kuya for nine days, getting closer and closer to the sun, and the red and hot sun was on his head.

Kuafu climbed mountains and finally caught up with the sun in Yugu. At this time, Kuafu was very excited. But just as he reached out to catch the sun, he was too excited and haggard. Suddenly, Kuafu felt dizzy and fainted. When he woke up, the sun had disappeared.

Kuafu is still not discouraged. He mustered up all his strength and was ready to start again. However, the closer to the sun, the stronger the sunlight. Kuafu felt more and more impatient. He felt that all the water in his body had evaporated. It is imperative that he should drink a lot of water. So Kuafu stood up, walked to the southeast of the Yellow River, squatted down and drank the water from the Yellow River. He drank the water from the Yellow River, and he went to drink the water from the Weihe River. Who knows, he still doesn't quench his thirst after drinking Weihe River. So, he is going to the north to drink a glass of Ozawa water. However, Kuafu was tired and thirsty. When he was halfway through, his body couldn't support it any longer. He slowly fell down and died.

After Kuafu died, his body became a mountain. This is the "Kuafu Mountain", which is said to be located between Linghu Valley and Chiyu, 35 miles west of Lingbao County, Henan Province. The cane that Kuafu lost when he died also became a colorful peach garden. Taolin has a dangerous terrain, and later people called it "Taolin Village".

Kuafu died, and he missed the sun. However, Emperor Tiandi was moved by his sacrifice and brave heroic spirit and punished the sun. Since then, his tribe has enjoyed good weather every year and everything is thriving. Kuafu's descendants live at the foot of Kuafu Mountain, have children and live a very happy life.

Westward Journey to Zhou Muwang

In the Zhou Dynasty in ancient China, there was a son of heaven named Zhou Muwang, who especially liked to have fun and cruise.

At that time, from a distant country in the west, there came a man who was very good at juggling. He was called "Hua Ren". This is very talented. He jumped into the fire without hurting his hair. He will jump into the sky and stand in the clouds. He can move a city from the east to the west, and he can easily walk through the wall. King Mu regarded him as a god, obedient and meticulous to him.

One day, Hua invited him to visit him, pulled his sleeve, rose in the air, entered the clouds for a long time, and entered the palace where Hua lived. This shows that King Mu is really an eye-opener. The palaces here are resplendent and magnificent, inlaid with pearls and jewels everywhere. The hospitality King Mu received here, no matter what he saw in his eyes, heard in his ears or tasted in his mouth, is by no means human nature. Later, Hua Ren invited Mu Wang to another place and saw all kinds of beautiful shadows and dazzling colors showing off his eyes. I heard all kinds of sweet music again, which shocked my soul and intoxicated me. King Mu was disturbed by what he saw and heard, so he dared not stay long and asked someone to take him back. King Mu was gently pushed by his hand, and he fell from mid-air and woke up suddenly. Oh, it turns out that Mu Wang is still sitting in the temple, controlling everything as usual. King Mu was surprised and asked the people around him: Where did you go just now? People around me said, "I didn't go anywhere, but I was confused." At this time, the chemical man sitting next to him said, "I just went wandering with the king." You don't need to move your body at all! "This time, Mu Wang tasted the benefits of fugue, and he couldn't help feeling excited. He thinks fugue is so interesting, and the real play is more interesting! As a result, King Mu has no state affairs in his heart and doesn't care about the people. He is bent on driving his eight horses around the world.

Speaking of eight horses in Mu Wang, this is really an extraordinary story. The domesticated wild horse that the famous groom got from Kuafu was dedicated to King Mu. These wild horses are descendants of horses scattered in Kuafu Mountain after Mu Wang's grandfather settled in the world, and still retain the heroic spirit of their ancestors in the wilderness. Moreover, Zhao Fu can not only drive horses, but also raise horses. These eight good horses are fed by him. Some of them can run without practicing soil, some are faster than birds, some can travel thousands of miles at night, and some have wings on their backs ... It's amazing. Zhao Fu gave these eight horses to Queen Mu, and King Mu kept them near Longchuan on the East Island. There is a kind of grass called "Gracilaria lemaneiformis", and people say that "a Gracilaria lemaneiformis becomes a pony." After those horses were eaten, it was even more amazing, a Chinese odyssey.

Zhou Muwang set out to travel around the world. He asked Zhao Fu to drive him a carriage drawn by eight fine horses, took a large group of followers, chose a good day and set off. From north to west, he met Hebo, the water god, in Yangshan. I saw a peaceful and gentle platform in Hugh Mountain. Visited the Huangdi Palace in Kunlun Mountain; Accepted the beauty offered by the Chiwu people of the Chiwu nationality; In Heishui, he was rewarded by a hospitable long-arm China man ... Finally, he went to the empty mountain, the west pole of the earth, and met his usual longing for the Queen Mother of the West.

Jiazi was a good day, so Zhou Muwang brought white laurel, jet and some colors to the Queen Mother of the West. The next day was ugly and auspicious. King Mu hosted a banquet in Yaochi, the Queen Mother of the West. The queen mother is very happy. Before the banquet, she sang a song without musical instruments, which said:

White clouds are high in the sky,

The shadow of the ridge naturally appeared.

You and I are far apart, and it's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan.

It also blocked the thick rivers and mountains.

The origin of torreya grandis

According to legend, in the Yao and Shun era, nine dragons lived in nine caves in Jiuyi Mountain, Hunan Province, and often came to play in Xiangjiang River, so that floods soared, crops were washed away, houses were washed down, and people complained. Shun Di cares about people's sufferings. When he learned that the dragon was killing the people, he couldn't eat and was on pins and needles. He is bent on going to the south to help people solve problems and punish dragons.

Shun Di has two concubines-E Huang and Nv Ying, two daughters of Emperor Yao. Although they were born in the royal family and were empresses, they were deeply influenced and taught by Yao and Shun. They don't crave pleasure, but they always care about people's sufferings. They are reluctant to go home this time. However, considering that in order to relieve the disaster and suffering of the people in Xiangjiang River, they still fought back their inner sadness and sent Shun on the road with joy.

Shun Di left, and E Huang and Nv Ying waited at home for the good news that he had conquered the dragon and Kaixuan, praying for him day and night, hoping that he would return home in triumph at an early date. However, year after year passed, the swallows came and went several times, and the flowers bloomed several times. Shun Di is still missing, and they are worried. E Huang said, "Was he injured by a dragon or was he ill in another country?" Nv Ying said: "Is he in distress on the road, or is the mountain road far away and lost?" The two of them care about each other. Instead of staying at home for a long time, not expecting to hear from them or see their relatives, it is better to find them. So, E Huang and Nv Ying braved the wind and frost and went to the Xiangjiang River in the south to find their husbands.

After crossing the mountains and wading through the water, they finally came to Jiuyi Mountain. They walked along the big Bauhinia River to the top of the mountain, and then along the small Bauhinia River, they searched every mountain village in Jiuyi Mountain and visited every path in Jiuyi Mountain. On this day, they came to a place called Sanfengshi. Here, three big stones stand, surrounded by bamboo, and there is a high grave built with pearl shells. They asked the villagers nearby in surprise, "Whose grave is so spectacular and beautiful?" Why do these three big stones stand steeply? The villagers told them tearfully, "This is Shun Di's grave. His old man came here from the far north to help us get rid of nine dragons. The people live a happy life, but he has devoted all his efforts, sweated like rain, worked hard, and suffered a lot here. "Originally, after Shun Di's death, the villagers of Xiangjiang River built this tomb specially for him in order to thank Shun Di for his great kindness. A group of cranes on Jiuyi Mountain were also moved by it. They came to the South China Sea day and night, picked up dazzling pearls and scattered them on Shun Di's grave, which became this pearl grave. Shun Di's three-toothed rake, which was used to kill the dragon, put three huge stones into the ground. When E Huang and Nv Ying learned the truth, they were so sad that they cried. They were very sad and cried for nine days, kuya. They have swollen eyes, hoarse voices and dry eyes. Finally, he died beside Shun Di with blood and tears.

E Huang and Nv Ying's eyes fell on the bamboo hill of Jiuyi Mountain, and there were some tears on the bamboo pole, purple, white and blood red. This is the "xiangfeizhu". Some images on bamboo are printed with fingerprints, and it is said that the second princess wiped tears on bamboo; There are some bright red blood spots on the bamboo, which are stained by the blood and tears in the eyes of two concubines.

A symbol of Jingwei's reclamation/tenacious determination

Emperor Yan, the sun god, had a little daughter named Nu Wa, who was his favorite daughter. Emperor Yan not only manages the sun, but also manages food and medicinal materials. He has many things to do. He goes to the East China Sea early every morning to direct the sun to rise, and doesn't go home until the sun goes down.

Emperor Yan is not at home, and the girl plays alone. She really wants her father to take her out and see where the sun rises in the East China Sea. But my father is busy with business and always doesn't take her. On this day, the girl rowed the boat alone and came to the place where the sun rose in the East China Sea. Unfortunately, there was a storm at sea and the boat capsized like a mountain wave. The girl was swallowed by the ruthless sea and never came back. Emperor Yan missed his daughter, but he couldn't bring her back to life with drugs, so he had to lament alone.

When the baby girl died, her soul turned into a bird with a flower head, a white shell and red claws, and gave a cry of "Jingwei, Jingwei", so people also called this bird "Jingwei".

Jingwei hates the ruthless sea for taking her young life, and she wants to avenge herself. So, she kept taking a pebble or a twig from the pigeon hill where she lived, spreading her wings and flying to the East China Sea. She went back to the rough sea, groaning, throwing stones and branches, trying to fill the sea.

The sea roared and laughed at her: "bird, forget it." You won't fill the sea if you work for a million years. "

Jingwei answered the sea at high altitude: "Even if you work for 10 million years, 10 million years, until the end of the universe and the end of the world, I will fill you up eventually!" "

"Why do you hate me so much?"

"Because you took my young life, you will take many young and innocent lives in the future. I will work endlessly, and one day I will fill you up. "

Jingwei flew and sang, left the sea and flew back to Faduo Foshan to get stones and branches. Holding and throwing, she flew back and forth for several years and never stopped. Later, Jingwei and Haiyan got married and gave birth to many birds. The females were like Jingwei and the males were like Haiyan. Little Jingwei, like their mother, also went to pick up stones and fill the sea. Until today, they are still doing this kind of work.

People sympathize with and admire Jingwei, calling it "the bird of injustice", "the bird of oath", "the bird of ambition" and "the bird of emperor", and erecting a monument on the East China Sea, calling it "the land where Jingwei swears water".

The origin of parrot island

According to legend, during the Three Kingdoms period, Mi Fei, a celebrity, was recommended by Liu Biao to Huang Zu, the satrap of Jiangxia. Mi Fei is very close to Huang She, the son of Huang Zu. They often play, drink and write poems together.

At that time, there was a Jiang Xinzhou in the Yangtze River. This continent is deserted, overgrown with weeds and infested with rabbits. One day, Huang She invited Heng to Jiang Xinzhou for hunting and drinking. Jiangxia satrap's son invited guests and chose a sandbar in the middle of the Yangtze River. Many people went there, and some of them planned to have fun with geisha and beautiful women. On that day, a singer named Bridget poured a full glass of wine sticks in front of Mi Heng and said, "I have heard a lot about Mr. Gao's lofty reputation, and I wish I could meet you by chance." Today, I am very lucky. I hope Mr. Bo will drink this cup and don't think I am humble. "

Mi Heng didn't expect to meet a bosom friend in the wine field, and was very moved. She knocked the cup over and drank it.

While laughing, someone presented a red-billed parrot with green feathers to Huang She. Huang She happily gave the parrot to Mi Heng and said, "This parrot is for you, but you have to write an article about singing parrots for the people attending the party today." Hearing this, Bridget immediately rolled up his sleeves to polish the ink. Mi Fei is a famous gifted scholar with outstanding talent. He has always held a grudge because he was born in troubled times and his intelligence could not be stretched. Seeing a parrot today touched his heart, so he borrowed something to express his feelings and wrote a parrot box with a wave of his hand. That symbol means: the parrot is a divine bird, but no one knows it and only treats it as a plaything in a cage. After Mi Heng finished writing the poem, he gave the parrot to Bridget as a token of sympathy. Later, this "Parrot Fu" was seen by Huang Zu. He was afraid that Mi Heng's future success would be bad for him, so he killed him as an excuse. Yellow bullets buried him in Jiang Xinzhou.

Bridget, dressed in mourning, came to the mainland with a parrot given to her by Mi Fei, and cried at Mi Fei's grave, expressing his willingness to fly with his soul. She cried enough and rushed to the grave. The parrot mourned all night, and the next day, people found the parrot dead in front of the grave. People in Jiangxia raised money to build a grave for Bridget and buried the parrot on the mainland. From then on, people called Jiang Xinzhou Parrot Island. Later, during the Ming Chenghua period, Nautilus Island sank to the bottom of the river. However, three hundred years later, a new sandbar rose on the river outside the south gate of Hanyang. People found Bridget's body on the beach, and the parrot has turned into green jade. This emerald parrot was presented by local officials to Emperor Qianlong, who renamed the new sandbar outside the south gate of Hanyang as Nautilus Island.

Legend of the year

According to legend, there was a monster named Nian in ancient China, with long tentacles and a ferocious face. Nian lived on the seabed for many years, and climbed ashore every New Year's Eve, eating livestock and hurting people's lives. Therefore, every New Year's Eve, people in the village fled to the deep mountains to avoid the harm of the "Nian" beast.

On New Year's Eve this year, people in Taohua Village were taking refuge in the mountains when an old beggar came from outside the village. He was leaning on crutches, carrying a bag on his arm, with elegant silver whiskers and staring at Matthew. Some villagers sealed windows and locked doors, some packed their bags, some herded cattle and drove sheep, and people shouted boo everywhere, which was a scene of panic. At this time, who still has the mind to take care of this begging old man?

Only an old woman in the village east gave the old man some food and suggested that he go up the mountain quickly to avoid the "Nian" beast. The old man smiled and said, "If my mother-in-law lets me stay at home for one night, I will definitely drive the Nian beast away. The old woman looked at him carefully in surprise and found that he was handsome, energetic and different. But she continued to persuade and begged the old man to laugh without saying a word. My mother-in-law had no choice but to leave home and take refuge in the mountains.

At midnight, Nian beast broke into the village. It found that the atmosphere in the village was different from previous years: the old woman's house at the east end of the village had red paper on the door and bright candles in the room. The beast Nian trembled and let out a long whistle. Nian stared at her mother-in-law's house for a while, then screamed and rushed over. As we approached the door, there was a sudden explosion in the yard. Nian trembled and dared not go any further.

It turns out that Nian was most afraid of red, fire and explosion. At this time, my mother-in-law's door was wide open, and I saw an old man in a red robe laughing in the hospital. "Nian" was frightened to disgrace and fled in confusion.

The next day was the first day of the first month, and the people who came back from refuge were very surprised to see that the village was safe and sound. At this time, the old woman suddenly realized and quickly told the villagers the promise of begging for the elderly.

The villagers flocked to the old woman's house, only to see red paper on her mother-in-law's door, a pile of unburned bamboo still exploding in the yard, and a few red candles still glowing in the house ... In order to celebrate the auspicious arrival, the ecstatic villagers put on their clothes and hats and went to relatives and friends' houses to congratulate and say hello. The story soon spread in the surrounding villages, and people knew the way to drive away the "Nian" beast.

Since then, every year on New Year's Eve, every family has posted red couplets and set off firecrackers. Every household has a bright candlelight, so it is better to wait for the New Year. In the early morning of the first day, I want to say hello to my relatives and friends. This custom has spread more and more widely, and has become the most solemn traditional festival among the people in China.

Wugang cut laurel

According to myths and legends, WU GANG was punished by God for cutting down osmanthus trees in the Moon Palace. As the trees are cut down, they keep cutting down. See Tang Duan Youyang Zaju Volume I Tianzhi.

In Shan Hai Jing, WU GANG, also known as Wu Quan, is a native of Xihe. Sun Boling, the son of Emperor Yan, had an affair with WU GANG's wife when he left home for three years in WU GANG, and gave birth to three sons. WU GANG killed Boling in a rage, angered Emperor Yan, sent WU GANG to the moon, and ordered him to cut down the immortal tree-laurel. The laurel tree is 500 feet high and can be cut down together. Emperor Yan used this endless labor as a punishment for WU GANG.

WU GANG's wife also felt guilty about her husband's experience and ordered her three sons to fly to the moon to accompany WU GANG. One became a "toad", one became a "rabbit", and one was unknown.

Legend of the White Snake-Lei Feng Tower Fall

Xiaoqing practiced kung fu in the mountains for many years. Seeing that all her skills had been practiced, she rushed back to Hangzhou to take revenge on the monk Fahai.

At this time, the monk Fahai was still guarding the Leifeng Pagoda. Xiaoqing found Jingci Temple and fought with him at the foot of Nanping Mountain. They fought for three days and nights, Xiaoqing became more and more fierce in the Vietnam War, and the monk Fahai was just tired and panting. When the two men hit the Leifeng Tower from the front of Jingci Temple, Xiaoqing waved his sword and heard a loud noise. When the Leifeng Tower collapsed, the white snake jumped out of the tower and played the sea monk with Xiaoqing. Fahai, a monk, couldn't support himself, and now he has added a white snake, where can he compete! I had to fight and retreat, looking for an opportunity to escape. His pericardium hurriedly retreated to the west lake, accidentally stepping on the air, "plop!" "Fell into the West Lake.

Seeing that the monk Fahai had fallen into the West Lake, the White Lady took a golden hairpin from her head and shook it in the wind, turning it into a small flag. Xiaoqing took the flag, raised it above her head and shook it three times. The water in the West Lake suddenly dried up. The bottom of the lake is upside down, and the monk Fahai is hiding in Tibet and can't find a safe place. Finally, he saw a crack under the crab's navel, so he dived in. As soon as the crab contracted its navel, Fahai Monk was locked.

Fahai, a monk, was locked in the belly of a crab and could never get out again. Crabs used to walk straight. Since it entered the stomach of the tyrannical Fahai monk, it can no longer walk straight, so it can only crawl sideways. Until today, when we eat crabs, we can uncover its back shell and find this bald monk hidden inside!