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Who has the dialogue of Warcraft characters?
Blizzard has always been very creative in spoofing. In fact, major companies also have many such humorous cells. Let's take a look at warcraft 3: the dialogue source of the frozen throne, which can increase our knowledge and enjoy the humorous dialogue of some games.
accompanying
Your orders, master? Your orders, master?
(It sounds ordinary, but it's actually an honorific used by Darth Vadar, the dark knight, when he spoke to Empole Poptin, the dark emperor in Star Wars. )
(Note: thy means your in old English)
Tauren
Do you have any milk?
("Want milk", the most famous advertising word of the largest milk company in the United States, can be seen everywhere)
(Note: "Gottmilk?" This is an advertisement for the largest milk company in America. Its characteristic is that no matter which star's face is changed in the advertisement, there will always be a milk moustache on the star's lips, which will remain unchanged for many years. )
Spider; Spider-like objects; Star wheel; Cross; Connecting handle; crosshead
I like chickens with bandages.
I like to tie chickens. In fact, in American slang, chicks refer to young girls, probably our girls, so this sentence actually means "I like to prick MM".
abhor
We are very sexy.
We necromancers are sexy or we are extremely (deadly) sexy. I don't see fat people making puns. )
(Note: dead here means: the dead body of nouns, the very adverb)
wizard
I see immortal people.
Of course, the wizard sees the dead, but this sentence is an imitation of the classic line "I see the dead" in the famous horror film "The Sixth Sense". People are "I saw the dead" and wizards are "I saw the dead", hehe)
(Note: One line of the prophet is that I can see the dead. In addition, this sentence is also the secret of the game)
Lich
You are the weakest link, goodbye!
("You are the weakest link, goodbye!")
The famous TV quiz show "Weak Links", which started in Britain, is always said by the host whenever the contestants are eliminated.
(Note: The weakest link is the ace program of British NBC TV)
Huntress
Does anyone play Frisbee?
("Does anyone play Frisbee?"
It is a very popular game in the United States, and it is usually asked when the game is launched. But if a Huntress throws a rotating three-pointed double-edged knife in her hand, do you dare to answer it? )
Long Fei nai te
Peter. I can fly! Peter (male name)
(Disney animation "Peter Pan" classic lines)
Look, in the sky! This is a bird! This is a plane! It's me
Look, what is in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it an airplane? It's me "
The classic line in Superman was originally "Look, in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! Look, what is in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it an airplane? It's Superman! " )
Dryad
Many.
Have you ever seen the sound of music? Remember how to sing that song in it?
"Doh, a deer, a doe", just in line with the image of the tree demon's doe)
Knight Griffin
Judge me by my figure, right?
("Because you looked down on me when I was a child?"
Master Yoda's lines in Star Wars, he is really small, really powerful)
This hammer is worth 40K. Ha ha.
("This hammer cost me 40,000 yuan."
Warhammer 40000 is an American desktop doll war game, which is divided into fantasy version and future version. These two versions have many similarities with Warcraft and StarCraft respectively.
(Note: It is said that Blizzard didn't get the development right of Warhammer 40k ...)
infantry
Uncle Lothar wants you.
("Uncle Lothar needs you!")
According to the classic American recruitment slogan "Uncle Sam wants you!" -"Uncle Sam (that is, the United States) needs you!" This time, because the kingdom of mankind is called Radland, it was changed to Uncle Lothar.
knight
No, is this your final answer?
("Is this your final answer?"
Who wants to be a millionaire (a question frequently asked by famous hosts), a TV game with prizes, which started in the United States, was recently introduced to China.
(Note: Like Lucky 52, the program is generally translated into Who Can Become a Millionaire. Like the previous "The Weakest Link", it is the ace program of ABC TV. )
Death knight
I am a knight of the apocalypse.
I am one of the great knights of fate.
(Note: Don't be confused with the right girl, who is the child of fate. )
Dread Lord
If I have wings, why do I always walk?
Since I have wings, why can I only walk?
(Note: the most classic line of DL. )
Grand Master
Double blade action, you can shave cleanly every time!
Look at my double knives … I can shave my face clean every time!
(Note: Do you understand? Oscar Pistorius is a man who uses two razors at the same time ...)
Demon Hunter
Dark call, ... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to dial the Dark, but his phone rang. I shouted, "Pick up the phone, darkness", but he ignored me. The darkness must have blocked his phone.
The dark Lord once called me, … but I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to call him back, but I only got a recorded message. I shouted, "Pick up the phone, Lord of darkness", but he ignored me. The dark Lord must have blocked his phone.
(Note: Well, the longest and most boring monologue. )
Naga siren
Damn sea world, I'll never get those coils out of my hair!
Damn sea world, I can never straighten the curls in my hair.
(Note: In my collection of short stories "Blood Teeth" (unpublished), "Two fishermen caught a mermaid and let it go, one asked why and the other answered a joke about how", which was used by nagas. )
Fairy tinker
The machine cracked ... * ... * Boom! * O ... I need a new hamster, and the machine is worn out ... * * Oh, my God ... this time we need a new big mouse.
(Note: It turns out that the raw material of such a dynamic mechanical police comes from mouse grinding teeth? )
pit lord
Do you know what's burning in my ass? The flame of desire. Do you know that the shrimp in my PP is burning? The fire of desire!
(Note: Pit Lord may have potential. Pp ignition, first-class preparation of human artillery. )
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