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Who knew there were three heroes in the Tang Dynasty?
I must have made a mistake. I must have been misled by the following joke.
There is a village hall that holds a banquet to entertain the private school teachers every Chinese Valentine's Day. The new private school teacher has also heard of this practice for a long time.
On Chinese Valentine's Day, the private school teacher quietly visited the kitchen, but there was no sign of a banquet. He came up with a plan and asked his disciples to come over and say a couplet: "The guest house is desolate, just like tonight, the Chinese Valentine's Day." The disciples spent a long time
but nothing happened. He said the next sentence and had no choice but to tell his father about the matter. After listening to the previous sentence given by the tutor, the master smiled knowingly and said, "I forgot about this." He then answered the next sentence for his son: "Lonely in the cold room,
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It can be moved to the Mid-Autumn Festival next month."
On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the host's family was still quiet and there was no sign of a banquet. The master of the private school gave the disciple another pairing. The last sentence was: "The green bamboo has no intention, and it will not be able to withstand the festival." Remind the master again. When the master heard the previous sentence relayed by his son, he smiled slightly and said, "I forgot it again." Then he immediately said the next sentence:
"Huang Hua has an appointment. , How late will it be after the Double Ninth Festival?"
When the Double Ninth Festival arrived, there was still no movement of a feast at the host's house. The master couldn't stand it any longer and read the sentence to the disciple again: "Three Heroes of the Han Dynasty: Zhang Liang, Han Xin, and Di Renjie." The master heard the mistake in the sentence and laughed
He laughed and said, "Sir, you are wrong! The three heroes are from the Han Dynasty, but Di Renjie is from the Tang Dynasty. Have you forgotten, sir?"
Waiting for the son to bring his father's opinions to the When the teacher asked for advice, the teacher immediately replied calmly:
"I have not forgotten. Your father remembers the people of the Tang Dynasty and the Han Dynasty very well, how could he forget a meal? ?”
The three heroes of the early Tang Dynasty were Ouyang Xun, Yu Shinan, and Chu Suiliang (all calligraphers)
The three masters of imperial medicine: Zhang Wenzhong, Li Qianzong, and Wei Cizang< /p>
Three Heroes of Beijing: Fu Jiamo, Wu Shaowei, Wei Guyi
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